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Green Apple Princess: I'm going as fast as I can friend. This is the fastest I've ever put out s fanfic on this account or my other.

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"Previously on Total Drama Revenge of the Island, the campers got deep with a under water scavenger hunt. A new personality in Violet named Joy reared her sugary head, giving Zoey a little girl chat. And Mike's alter ego, Vito pumped his way into Anne Maria's heart and under Zoey's skin. And Mike's other alter ego Svetlana, threw down some gold medal moves in the water skiing challenge. Cleo and Scott decided to form an loosely put together alliance and in the end, Dawn was tossed for swiping everyone's stuff. Even though it was really Scott. Sneaky. It's now Team Maggot Verses Team Rat. Will the Rats man up before they're a man down? Let's hope not! There's nothing more entertaining than a man down." On cue the part of the dock below Chef collapsed underneath him, sending him underwater. Chris laughed, sadistically. "More where that came from right now on Total. Drama. Total Drama Revenge of the Island!"

Chapter 6: Runaway Model!

Morning...

Mike, Cameron, and Nikolai were standing outside the communal bathroom, In dire need of the toilet, "Um, hello?" Cameron said knocking on the door. "Is it out turn yet?"

"Ah, keep your panties on." Anne Maria said, "Yeesh, nice hair. Look like Princess Leia lost a scissor fight."

"Um, it's more like Queen Amidala." Zoey said.

"More like Queen I'm-a-dorka." Anne Maria said, pulling out her hairspray and letting loose on her hair, choking everyone in the bathroom. She flicked her hair and a clank sound was heard as if her hair was made of metal. "Now that is how you do hair."

"Yeah, sure." Violet muttered sarcastically.

"I'll pass on the frilly, girly hair care, thank you." Jo said, turning on her razor and shaving herself.

Violet shielded her eyes, "What has been seen cannot be unseen."

"Fellow Rats! We are going to stop those Maggots!" Brick announced. "For we are a team of men!"

"You do know that Cleo, a girl, is still on our team, right?" Jean asked.

"Sure, but there are more men. She'll just have to sha-deal with it." Lightning said. "To Team Men!" he said as the boys of the team excluding Jean, put their hand in the middle of their circle.

"Team Men!" When Sam put his hand in everyone else pulled their hand out. His thumb had a large growth on it.

"What's with the circus thumb?" Scott asked,

"Oh, this thing? That's 10 years of gaming right there." Sam said.

"Video games? Listen champ, we are men. You are a smelly ball of dough with ears. At least Jean can pull his own weight, even if he is a wimp." Lightning said.

"Seriously? Seriously, I'm right here, guys." Jean said.

TD Confessional:

"I'm beginning to wonder if the million is worth it. Having our lives risked every episode and having to deal with the jerks on my team. At least the Maggots seem have some pretty tolerable looking people over there. The only people on this team I've actually spoken to on a friendly level, are Cleo and Sam." Jean sighed.

"Smelly? Hey, gamers are athletes, too." Sam said, imitating a cat. "We've got keen hand-eye coordination. Cat like reflexes. Watch." There was a piece of cheese on a mouse trap, "Come to papa, cheesy." He snatched the cheese off of the trap without setting off the trap. The boys were impressed, "See guys?" Sam, forgetting that the trap in front of him was still untouched, stepped on it. "That stings!" He fell back into the other mouse traps behind him. "Reflexes. Cat-like."

"What in the world is going on in here?" Cleo walked into the boys open door and saw Sam covered in mouse traps, groaning in pain, "On second thought, I don't want to know."

TD Confessional:

"So maybe that wasn't the best way to show my skills, but I'm totally out of practice. Chris confiscated my last handheld yesterday. I haven't played a video game in fourteen hours, 5 minutes, and twenty-two seconds!" Sam yelled in frustration, "Can someone please send me a game console?"

"I am this close to being convinced that the vast majority of boys are idiots." Cleo said.

"It's challenge time!" Chris' voice resounded in the camp, "Campers! Meet me on the other side of island!"

They were all sitting in an audience like setting, "Hey, Zoey. I really like your hair." Mike said taking a seat next to her.

"Let me guess, and your character, Vito likes Anne Maria's hair." She said, pointing a thumb at Anne Maria. A woodpecker was trying to drill into her metal-like hair.

TD Confessional:

"I really thought Mike was a nice guy, but either he's into me or Anne Maria. Pick a side, okay?!" Zoey yelled.

"My multiple personalities are really messing things up with Zoey, especially Vito. I never thought I'd have so much trouble just keeping my shirt on." Mike said.

Chris came down from the sky with his jet pack, wearing a designer suit and a white wig. When he landed on the stage, Chef, Dressed in a pink hostess dress, took Chris' jet pack, "Welcome to your challenge! The weird and Wild fashion spectacular!" He said pulling out a fan.

Anne Maria was spraying her hair when she perked up at the mention, "Fashion? Now you're talking!"

Jo imitated a barf sound, "Fashion. Waste of time."

"So says the girl in men's prison sweats." Anne Maria commented after finally putting down her spray can.

"Hey, nobody needs to be reminded that i'm a girl." Jo said.

"Sorry. Who's a girl?" Lightning said.

Chris fired off his air horn, "Zip it! You wont be walking the catwalk, no no no." He said fanning himself with a salmon pink paper fan, "No amount of fashion can help you people."

"How rude!" Cleo yelled.

"Here's how it's gonna work. Each team gets a wardrobe of clothes a make up kit and ten minutes to dress and make up a model. Which you'll send down the runway to be judged by myself, Chef and today's Total Drama classic competitor, Lindsey!" Said blonde bomshell popped out of a suitcase.

"Yay! Don't you just love my new special fashion 'judgey' shoes!" Lindsey said, showing off her new blue boots.

"Wow! We get to dress an actual model." Zoey said.

"Uh huh. After you catch one." Chris said.

"Catch a model?" Jo asked, "Child's play. The way they eat, they'll pass out after three steps."

"Did I say human model? I don't think so. No! Your model's are in there!" He pointed to the forest. "They're wild. They're mutated. And like me, despise teenagers." He suddenly changed to a stereotypical male fashion designer voice, "Okay, Fashionistas! Go!" He blew his air horn and they all ran into the forest.

The teens began looking around for an animal to dress up. Mike stood on top of a tree and jumped down to catch a three eyed frog who suddenly teleported itself from his grasp, to his head and teleported him in the air, dropping about 20 feet in the air.

A large turtle-like shell was on the ground with a tail lying outside of it. Lighting kicked it and the tail grabbed his foot, pulled him in and stood upright. It was in fact a giant turtle and it punched Lightning, hurting his back. Cleo and Jean laughed out loud. Jean realizing that he was laughing at someone's pain again covered his mouth. Cleo patted his shoulder and grinned proudly.

Violet wandered around searching for an animal that wouldn't kill her. A blue rabbit hopped towards her and she crouched down towards it. "Uh... here bunny, bunny, bunny." She said, 'God, this is embarrassing.' Suddenly the rabbit hissed and jumped at her. Before it could attack Nikolai swatted it away with a stick and it ran away. "Nikolai?"

"Oh, thank god. I thought that freaky rabbit was gonna get you." Nikolai sighed in relief and offered his hand, "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine." She said, getting up on her own. "Just trying to find an animal to dress."

"Oh, really? Then, uh, maybe we should, y'know, look together?" Nikolai asked, blushing slightly.

Violet raised an eyebrow in confusion, "Okay. Two heads are better than one, I suppose."

Cameron was stalking a beaver who was strangely unmoving, "Gotcha!" He yelled grabbing the beaver. He was suddenly pulled up by the 'beaver', which was fake and a built in trap connected to a land piranha. It screeched and chased Cameron and Jo, being in it's path, had to run as well.

"Pizza?" Scott asked, scratching his head in confusion when he came across a pizza in a rope on the ground. "What's this doing here?" He followed the rope and noticed Fang behind a tree ready to cut it with an axe if and/or when Scott decided to pick up the pizza, becoming trapped. Scott got an idea, "Too bad there's pepperoni on it, otherwise I'd totally eat that." He said, walking away. Fang smack his head in frustration and went to go pick the toppings off, but unbeknownst to him Scott planned to use his obvious trap against him. Fang's arm got caught and he was pulled up into the tree. Scott laughed, picking up the now toppingless pizza. "Oh, perfect. No pepperoni." And walked away.

"So, which one do we use?" Mike asked as he, and the other Maggots, excluding Jo and Cameron were being chased by a land fish, watched a group of deadly mutant animals fought each other.

Zoey cringed at the thought of trying to catch the mutants, "Uh, maybe we should find something that can't eat us." Zoey suggested.

Feedback was heard from the loudspeaker followed by Chris, "Five minutes, people!"

"Hey, you guys what about that slimy maggot?" Cameron asked. He and Jo had finally gotten rid of the land fish. "The one's that's the size of a beagle and rubbing up against Violet's leg. It's be a cinch to catch and dress. We can just slide it down the runway."

Violet looked down and noticed the mutant bug was in fact rubbing the side of its head on her leg. Her eyes became pink as she picked it up and it wiggled in her hands. "Oh, it's so cute!" She held it like a baby and rubbed it's head.

"Killer Idea, Bubble Boy." Jo complimented.

"You actually think that thing is cute, Violet?" Nikolai asked, in disgust.

"Alright, step aside and let me work. This maggot's gotta look banging!" Anne Maria said.

"C'mon, guys! There's gotta be something on this island we can catch!" Scott said as the Rats crouched down in a bush.

"How about that critter?" Lightning said, popping out of the bush. He was referring to the huge yeti walking into the cave.

Jean looked at Lightning with a 'Are you freaking kidding me?' look on his face, "A yeti?"

Cleo folded her arms, "I'm pretty sure that thing would kill us out before would could even get a shirt on it."

"Yeah... I dunno, you guys. How would we even get it out here and dress it in time?" Sam asked.

"Firepower." Brick answered. "The only way to take down a formidable enemy. C'mon." They went back to the stage and Brick was filling up a duffel bag. "Men. And Cleo. You are looking at a live DDB. Detonating Duffel Bag. It can forcibly dress any target within a 30 foot radius. Clothes, glue. And a little bit of fertilizer. Well just blast the duds on him."

"Now that's how a man gets dressed." Lightning said, fist bumping Brick.

"Hmm, interesting. An C4 Explosive wardrobe." Cleo said, tapping her chin, "I like this plan." The boys looked at her surprised that a 'girly girl' like herself know about C4.

She shrugged, "What can I say? My brother likes to blow stuff up."

"Army boots, puffy vests, jock straps. Guys, this is a fashion show! We need chic, sophisticated, coordinated looks." Sam said.

"Well, why not ask Cleo?" Jean asked, "I bet she knows about fashion."

"Well, not human fashi-" Cleo started.

"Yeah, right. I doubt Gothic Vampire fashion is gonna help us win the challenge, Mumbles." Scott said, smirking.

"Oh, yeah? Enlighten me, oh Fashion God clad in the latest of Pit Stain Wife Beater fashion!" Cleo said, angrily pointing at him.

"Guys, guys. I know exactly who to talk to when it comes to fashion." Sam said, laughing slightly.

TD Confessional:

"I know Scott and I are in a 'Alliance' together to keep me from being voted off," Cleo said, making air quotes with her fingers, "But, if he keeps making japes at me, there ain't gon' be no more jiggery-pokery!" She placed her hands on her mouth in shock when the southern accent slipped out. "You better cut that part out, Chris! I mean it!"

"Aw, yeah! Do I got style or what?" Anne Maria asked when she finish dressing the worm. It was wearing a white and yellow shirt with a cap turned backwards and a clock chain.

Violet smiled and crouched down in front of the worm to inspect it further and pet it's head, "I'd say 'or what'." The worm then threw up green slime.

"Um, I agree with the maggot." Mike said. Anne Maria glared at the both of them.

"Three minutes remaining." Chris announced over the loudspeaker.

"We're running out of time!" Jo exclaimed.

"If you guys don't mind, I'll take a crack at it." Zoey suggested.

The blonde heiress was rolling a drum probably full of toxic waste as Chris sipped a fruity drink, "Dakota, when you're done cleaning up the enviornment, can you get me another drink, thanks." She growled in anger.

"Dakota, hey." Sam said running up towards her. He panted trying to catch his breath, "Uh, can I help?"

Dakota smiled at the gesture, "Aw, you're such a gentleman."

In response, Sam farted and laughed it off awkwardly. He began to push the drum as he spoke to her, "Do you think you can give me some fashion tips? I mean, you're so well put together, even when working with toxic waste."

"You want my advice? Really? No one ever asks me for my advice! Sure, I'd be happy to help!" Dakota said, surprised that anyone saw her as more than just a pretty face. "Okay, this is major top secret. Like, three whole seasons ahead secret." She whispered in his ear, "Stripes. They are so on trend."

"Stripes! Of course! Thanks, Dakota! You're an angel!" Sam said, running back to his team, not noticing Dakota's blushing.

"There. What do you think?" Zoey asked when she finished taking a shot at dressing the worm, "Too much? Too little? Be honest. Unless you hate it. "

"Wow. Zoey not bad." Cameron complimented.

Anne Maria scowled, "It's not good either."

"Well, It's what was fashionable back in the day, if im not mistaken. And Chris never said 'current fashion'. We can play it off as retro or something." Nikolai said.

"One minute!" Chris announced.

"It's fine!" Jo said, hearing the small amount of time they had left. "We're not spending all day on this. Lets get back to Chris."

Violet picked up the worm, whom she decided to name 'Bruno', and followed the others back to the stage. Violet giggled. "You are just the cutest little thing in your little wig!" The others looked at her in confusion. She blinked her pink eyes, "What? What did I say?"

TD Confession:

"After careful studying of Violet's actions. I've deduced that she might have other personalities like Mike." Cameron said, writing in a notepad. "But, Mike's personalities are different people all together and Violet's seem more like different versions of her. I've only recorded three so far. An action oriented version, a paranoid version, and a cheerful version. It's like, Bravery, Fear and happiness... Of course! Emotions! All different from her normal near stoic nature. Fascinating!"

"Okay... I'm really confused. She switched gears so quickly and at random. And the Maggot..." Nikolai groaned. "I dunno."

"The striped duffel bomb is ready for the big game!" Lightning announced as they crouched behind a rock in front of the Yeti's cave., before handing it to Sam. "Go long!"

'We're definitely going to lose with Sam's crappy choice of clothes. But, at least it'll get him voted off and I'll be safe for another challenge.' Cleo thought. Sam threw the explosive into the cave of the Yeti, who was innocently watching television. It angrily roared, almost shaking the area around the cave. 'If we live that long!'

"Uh, oh!" Sam yelled.

The stage lights flashed on, "It's freaky forest fashion time!" Chris announced as he stood on the stage. "Maggoteers, show me something fierce. Chef, drop that needle." Chef, dressed in a red track suit, red sunglasses, and a gold chain with a large 'C' on it, placed the needle on the record, turning on the music.

Bruno was wearing an old school purple and white polka dotted dress and a big blonde wig, "This gorgeous plus sized maggot is showing off a bold retro fashion like no other." Anne Maria said unenthused. Zoey and Violet on the other hand were clapping. "Her swank new hair 'do' perfectly complements a dynamite vintage 60's go-go dress." She thew in a sound of disgust for good measure.

"A little gross, what with the oozing and squirming. I give it an 8.5!" The Maggots cheered at the high score, Chef gave them a 8.0 and Lindsay held up a 1.8 until she noticed a negative response and flipped it to its correct score 8.1.

"Okay, show me what you got, Rats! Rats?" Chris called. There was no response from the other team until they ran onto to runway in fear.

"As you can see, Yeti is wearing a smart bohemian striped ensemble." Sam yelled short of breath as the forcibly dressed Yeti angrily looks for them. While the others managed to escape it's wrath, Sam continued his description, even as the large monster picked him, ready to throw him in blind rage, "The outfit consists of a variety of garments applied forcibly to random parts of his body."

Lindsey gasped, "That thing is huge!"

"Ew! Horizontal stripes!" Dakota said, as she looked on is disgust at Sam's fashion choices. "Sam, I meant vertical stripes. Horizontals just make you look fat."

"They do?" Sam asked. The yeti looked down at himself and a large bulge of fat, that wasn't there before, popped from underneath the ugly orange shirt.

"True." Chris agreed, "It hardly compliments the yeti's husky physique." Paparazzi suddenly appeared and began snapping flash photos of the monster.

"Hey! What're you guys doing?!" Dakota yelled, "I called you here to take pictures of me!" The flashing lights hurt the Yeti's eyes making him angry.

"Chris is right. Stripes are so- ah!" Lindsay said, as she was grabbed by the Yeti. It took Chris' Jet pack and flew off with her.

"Hey! He took my jet pack!" Chris yelled,

"By the looks of it, he's taking her to ominous island." Violet said, making her hand into a visor. Her eyes were back to their normal blue color.

"Huh...Will Lindsay survive? And am I legally liable if she doesn't? Find out after the break."

"What do you mean I'm liable if the yeti eats Lindsay! It's not my fault she's delicious!" Chris yelled into the phone. The teens looked at him with a surprised look on his face.

Cleo shook her head, "You are like the lowest kind of person."

Chris spoke into the phone, "Gotta go. H-Hey! For our next challenge, the two teams compete to rescue Lindsay. Yep, that it. Everyone grab a canoe and head to Bony Island!" The campers ran to the island.

Chris laughed, "It's all good."

"Way to go with the fashion tips." Scott said as the teams rowed their canoes.

"Sorry, guys." Sam said, still hurt by the yeti throwing him. "I haven't played a video game for so long, my brain's not working." He looked over at the ducks in the water next to him and they became pixellated duck with square targets on them. "Uh... did you guys see that just now?"

"See what?" Scott asked annoyedly.

The Maggots were the first to emerge from the from the boats onto bony Island, followed by the 'Team of men'. "Lindsay! Where are you?!" Zoey yelled, as they ran around looking for the Yeti. Scott, who was running behind her smirked getting another 'good' idea.

TD Confessional:

"Chris is gonna merge the teams any day now and Vamp Nerd's gonna go insubordinate when that happens, so It's time to start working on the Maggots. Hmm... Zoey's right for the plucking. And you ask anyone on the farm back home, I'm a great plucker." Scott said

Scott feigned weariness and sighed heavily. Zoey, focused on finding Lindsey didn't hear him, so he tried again, louder this time. "Scott are you okay?" She asked.

He sniffed, "This is all my fault!"

"What do you mean?" Zoey asked.

"My team voted off Dawn behind my back. And she's the only one. Who could talk to that big ape. Lindsay is doomed!" Scott threw himself on her shoulder and fake sobbed.

"Aw. Dont blame yourself." Zoey said, falling for his facade. "It'll all work out in the end, you'll see." Scott smirked, unaware of a certain blonde girl, snickering in the bushes nearby.

TD Confessional:

"And the Jemy goes too... Scott for his role as the considerate human being." Cleo said. She began to laugh hysterically, "Oh, my god! I hate him so much! Ahahahaha! Did you hear him!? Acting all innocent, like he wasn't involved in Dawn getting voted off! 'My team voted off Dawn behind my back.'" She mocked. "I almost believed him for a second there!'" She caught her breath for a second and fell to the ground in hysterical laughter.

"Poor Scott, who knew he had a sensitive side." Zoey said.

Scott was covering his face in face sorrow, it soon became a evil cackle, until a bug flew in his throat, choking him.

"Guys! The yeti!" Cameron yelled, pointing to the top of a scaffolding. Lindsay and the Yeti were sitting at the top of it like they were friends.

"Aw, It's okay, yeti." Lindsay said, comforting the Yeti, "The world just can't handle beauty like yours. You're a snow flake. But just like a lot bigger. Like I mean, a lot."

"What's with all the scaffolding?" Scoot asked,

"I'm turning Bony Island into my personal resort. The health department said it was unfit for human life, but I sent in workers anyway. I wonder where they went?" Chris mused, completely unconcerned for the lives of the workers.

Elsewhere, a part of the forest was lined with human remains and huge mutant beavers wearing the hard hats of the deceased workers.

"Dont hurt him!" Lindsay yelled as the Yeti held her in its huge arms. "He just has big hairy body issues!"

"Oh, I hear that." Jo said, realizing that she said that out loud she immediately tried to play it off. "I-I mean... uh... Did you hear that? He's got issues! We've gotta take that psycho out!"

TD Confessional:

"Body issues, huh? That explains a lot." Violet said, petting Bruno.

"That is what team rat is going to do." Brick ran at the scaffolding with one of his DDB's. He threw it up to the Yeti. "Take that, hairball!" The Yeti was dressed into a yellow tie front belly shirt green shorts and a pin wheel hat. Everyone, aside from Violet and Jean, laughed at the Yeti and his ridiculous outfit.

"That would only dress him, not help us save Lindsay." Jean said, confused at Brick's actions. All the laughter from the teens enraged the Yeti.

TD Confessional:

"Fine, I'll stay away from fashion from now on." Brick wiped away a tear, "Happy?"

The Yeti angrily jumped on the rock formation knocking down the scaffolding into a path that lead directly to the Yeti and Lindsay. He angrily tore off the clothes

"Men, we'll make a four prong play against the Yeti." Lightning said. "One player on the left one on the right, and one straight down the middle. Jean will distract the Yeti."

"Okay. Wait, what?!" Jean said.

Cleo stood with her arms crossed, "What about me?" she asked.

"Cheerleaders to the right." Lightning said pointing left.

Cleo growled in anger, "Just because I don't look like Jo doesn't mean I can't do anything physical!"

"Alright, Private Cleo. You and Jean will distract the Yeti." Brick said.

"Oh, you've got to be kidding me." She said, angrily.

Scott smirked, "Take it or leave it."

"It's not so bad, Cleo. At least we'll die together." Jean said, trying to lighten Cleo's mood.

She looked over at him and smiled slightly, "...Fine. We'll distract the stupid yeti."

"Good. What about Private pudding?" Brick asked, looking over at Sam.

"Gamer Boy? He's useless! He's in own little world." Scott said. Sam was sitting on the ground in a daze.

"Ugh! Need game. Any game!" Sam said, suffering from withdrawal. He looked down at his hands and they became pixels. "Cool... Heheheh."

"Team Men and Cleo go!" Lighting announced

"How are we gonna rescue Lindsay before they do?" Zoey asked.

"Perhaps we can get someone prettier than Lindsay to lure the Yeti away." Cameron suggested.

"Oh, Hey. I got the goods, but now way I'm running up that junk pile in these shoes." Anne Maria said.

"We'll I guess maybe I can try." Zoey said. Jo pushed her out of the way and into Mike's arms.

"Break out the beauty products. I'm going in." Jo said.

TD Confessional:

"I do this only for the good of the team. It's not make up, It's war paint!" Jo said, flipping her short hair with her hand.

"Go team man! Sha-bam!" Lightning yelled as the Rats climbed up the poles while Scott ran up the scaffolding.

"Oh, I give up." Cleo said, climbing up the pole next to Jean.

The yeti found Barrels and threw them down at Team Rat. Smacking down Lightning, Scott, Brick then Jean. Cleo, Being the only one anywhere near the Yeti gulped in fear. "What am I supposed to do now?! I can't fight a Yeti!"

"Jump down!" Jean yelled, "I'll catch you."

"What?! No way!" Cleo yelled, The Yeti grabbed her and held her up in his huge hand. "Put me down, you stupid ape!" The Yeti obliged and threw her down do the teens below. She opened her eyes and was shock that she was still alive. "What the? I'm alive?" She looked down at Jean and realized the position she was in: On top of Jean. She yelled and scurried off of him.

Jean got up holding his head, "Cleo! You okay?"

Cleo's face was red, "Y-Yeah. I'm fine." She quickly walked off.

"What just happened?" Jean looked confused.

Sam after all the confusion looked up at the Yeti with Lindsay and saw all pixels, like an old video game. "Whoa, video game world! My ultimate gamer dream come true!" He got up from his sitting position on the floor, "Still one life left. It's all on me! Let's do this." He ran onto the scaffolding making video game noises.

"Wow, Soft Serve's booking it." Scott said, surprised.

The Yeti threw the barrels down and they rolled down the scaffolding for Sam to jump over, "Sam, look out!" Dakota yelled. He found a mallet and broke the barrels as the fell.

"Okay, you're sure this'll make me look good, right?" Jo asked, as Zoey Anne Maria and Violet painted her face.

"Oh, yeah. The only person who can give you a smoking hot makeup job like this is me." Anne Maria said.

"Or a circus clown." Zoey said.

She gave Zoey a look, "Hey!"

"I'm all for a natural look myself." Violet said, going Jo's lips.

"Hurry! Sam's making good time Aw we're never gonna make it in-" Mike gasped and Chester came out. "Oh for the love of Pete! You're not painting the 16th chapel! It's just make up!" He pushed the girls out of the way, "Step aside. Dang fool kids. Just get some rouge on her. There! Done!"

They looked at her face in fear of her reaction if she was to see it. "Oh... god." Nikolai said. Brick walked over to see the commotion and saw Jo's face. He let out a terrified yell and fainted.

"Wow, now I know what they mean by drop dead knockout." Jo laughed, "Oh Yeti! Your princess is here."

"Um... Jo?" Cameron called. "You should probably look-"

"Relax that poor Yeti wont know what hit I'm." Jo said.

"Whoa what did you guys do to Jo?" Mike said, after Chester left.

"Uh... what we did to Jo?" Zoey asked.

Sam tried to drag the mallet to the up to the last scaffolding and to the top of the rock formation. He jumped over another barrel and landed on his face, "Oh, boy. Could really use a... power up."

"C'mon, Sam. You're almost there!" Brick cheered.

"Go get em' you crazy, Couch Potato!" Lightning yelled.

Dakota joined in too, "You can do it, Sam!" Sam charged towards the Yeti only to be stopped but the yeti's hand. And was tossed back to his group.

"Game over." Brick said.

"In more ways than one." Cleo said under her breath.

"Am I done all my lives?" Sam asked, knocked for a loop.

Jo ran up to the Yeti while it was distracted,"Uh, Hey! Uh... Sweet little hairball. Feel like a tall glass of gorgeous?"

"See? That's another 'what not to do'." Lindsay said, before laughing along with the Yeti.

"Hey, what's so funny you big ape?" Jo said, she ran over to him and punched him so hard he went flying.

"Those were some pretty great moves up there." Dakota said to Sam. Who was still lying on the ground.

"Thanks. People don't give us gamers much credit but-" He was interrupted by the yeti falling on him.

"That'll teach you to laugh at a beautiful lady." Jo said, through gritted teeth.

"Team Maggot you've got immunity!" Chris said. The Maggots cheered.

"Aw, come on!" Lightning yelled.

Jo snatched Lindsay compact mirror, "Lemmie see that." She took a look at her face an gasped in horror. She growled in anger. "Just add some rouge, huh?!"

Violet put hand on his shoulder, "I advise you run, Mike."

"Hey, Chester. Here's a make over for you!" Jo said, picking up a barrel and throwing it at him.

"What did I do?! What did I do?!" Mike yelled dodging the barrels throw at him. "Someone help!"

Chris laughed, "As I'd love to let this go on, forever. It's time to head back to camp. Rats you've got some voting to do."

"Well, that was a complete fiasco." Chris said as both teams sat in on the bonfire ceremony. "Brick you bagged yourself a fashion fail. And Sam and you just totally dropped the barrel on this one. So one of the Rats is going home tonight. But nit's not gonna be Lightning, Scott, Jean or, Cleo. You guys are safe." Chris said, giving them marshmallows.

"Sha-sweet!" Lightning yelled, fist pumping.

"Now, then the toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom goes to... Sam." Chris said.

"Aww... Well looks like I'm out of continues. Sorry I couldn't have been more help to you guys." Sam said.

"I'll always think of you as a friend, Sam." Jean said.

"Semper fi." Brick said as he and Jean saluting.

"Sit down, fools." Lightning said.

Sam saluted back at them with a grateful look on his face. Chef picked him up by his collar and brought him to the dock.

"Thank you, Chef." Chris said, "And now for something very special. Mutant Maggots you're probably wondering why asked you to sit in on this elimination ceremony. I'll need a strong volunteer and one other person from each team."

"Right here!" Jo said, standing up quickly.

"Ditto." Scott said.

"And the other campers?" Chris asked.

Nikolai stood up, "Why not? I volunteer, I guess."

Cleo did as well, "Me too."

"Pack your bags." Chris said,

"You're hurling them, too?" Zoey asked.

"Nah, I don't give people time to pack before they get hurled. They're switching teams." Chris said.

Jean and Nikolai's eyes widened, "WHAT?!"

Scott sat next to Zoey and nudged her arm, "Hey, teammate." He snickered.

Nikolai hung his head low and took a seat next to Jean. "Welcome to the loony bin." Jean joked. Nikolai smiled and they fist bumped.

"Great now I'm one henchman short." Cleo took a seat next to Violet, 'And I'm stuck on the same team as Scott. Just my luck.'

Violet raised an eye brow as she petted Bruno, "Henchman?"

Jo sat next to Brick, "Welcome to my team." He said offering his hand. Jo grabbed his hand and pulled his face into hers.

"No. Welcome to my team." Jo crushed his hand.

"Aw, yeah!" Lightning cheered. "Finally, team Man is 100% dude!" Jo poked him in his eyes.

"Get your eyes checked, Jock Strap." she said angrily.

"Any last words before your Hurl of Shame?" Chris asked, as Sam sat the catapult.

"Yeah, can I get all my handheld game systems back now?" Sam asked. Chef looked up from the game at him and shook his head.

"Sam, wait!" Dakota called.

"Hey, you came to see me off!" Sam exclaimed.

"Aw, I'm gonna miss you." She gave him a piece of paper with numbers. "Here, call me okay?"

"I may have lost the game. But I won the heart of the girl of my-" He was catapulted before he could finish, dropping her number.

Chris laughed sadistically, "Oops. Who will be the next looser hurled? How much can me humiliate them first? And will Lightning ever learn the difference between guys and girls?"

"What girl?"

"Find out next time on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!"

On Boney Island

Lindsay was leaning up against a rock, talking to the mutant beavers, "So do you like, know where the boat is?" She asked them. In response they growled at her.

Not the best ending I know. But there it is. Tell me what you think of the portrayal of my OC's. Thanks!