Fay: It's taken me so long to update it's killing me. I finished Impulse though so now a lot of people are very happy. Yay! Although now, I have Control in the making too. So basically I have put myself in a hole and I can't get out. There is no telling how long this fic is going to last so bear with me as I try to get all my ideas for this story out. Please and thank you!

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Disclaimer: I own him in my dreams. Seriously though, if I owned it, Sasuke would have done Naruto right there on that table on episode 3. Not gagged and turned away.

Warning: There is a pregnant 16 year old in this fic. Naruto is pregnant with Sasuke's baby. Yay! And boy love!

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Sasuke was still away on his mission, Naruto noted with a sigh. Sakura was training with Tsunade at the hospital, Shikamaru, Chouji, Shino, Ino, Lee, and Kiba were all on the mission with Sasuke, and all the rest were either working or training and had no time for Naruto. Sad isn't it.

Here Naruto was, bored to tears, watching 10 Things I hate about you rubbing his slightly pudgy stomach. He was barely showing but it certainly felt like he had gained plenty of weight. He was sluggish and tired and not allowed to do anything that required straining his body. Ugh.

Maybe he could visit Hinata. She had always been there for him in the past, granted she was very quiet and always stuttered but she was there nonetheless. Sounded like a plan to him.

Naruto arrived at the Hyuuga mansion around noon. It wasn't as impressive as the Uchiha Mansion but it was still fairly large. As soon as he knocked on the door, Hinata answered timidly. When she saw whose spiky blonde hair it was in front of her, she smiled but opened her eyes big as if he was the last person she expected to see at her house.

"N-Naruto?" she asked in a quiet voice. "Aren't you supposed to be on that big mission for the week?" Naruto smiled.

"I couldn't go. Tsunade-baa chan's got me on a strict schedule." Naruto let himself in, not wanting to be left out in the rain that had started to pour on his way to the house.

"I see." Hinata answered and shut the door. She eyed his stomach carefully, wondering if the ramen had finally kicked in and ushered him to the living room. "I am glad you came over, Naruto-kun." Hinata took her seat on one of the cushions at the table. "I-I am here alone because Neji is visiting Gaara."

Naruto nodded and took one of the chips from the bowl sitting in the middle of the table. Hinata had finally grown out of her stuttering, but she still did it from time to time.

"Yeah. I guess Neji gets special privileges now right?"

"Huh?" Hinata's eyes widened. "You know about Gaara-sama's condition? I didn't think Neji would have told anyone. He seemed so anxious about the whole thing because he wasn't prepared at all for Gaara's impregnation."

Naruto chuckled, remembering the reaction Sasuke had when Tsunade announced Naruto was pregnant. "I do believe I can relate." Naruto mumbled.

The afternoon passed by quickly. Too quickly for Naruto's tastes but he had to leave anyway. Sasuke would be home soon and Naruto wanted to greet him with a warm kiss and a hug. After bidding Hinata goodbye, Naruto started towards the door.

Neji burst through the door suddenly knocking Naruto on his butt in the process. Naruto flinched from the pain shooting up his spine and instinctively touched his belly. Neji looked down at the blonde prepared to lecture him about standing in doorways but stopped, recognizing something about him.

"Naruto? Are you…" Naruto looked at him curiously, before nodding understanding what he was talking about. Neji helped him up, instinct washing away all his pride. "Ah! Gaara wanted me to deliver this to you. I can see why now." Neji handed the blonde a small envelope.

Dear Naruto,

It seems we are in the same boat here. I wanted to offer my palace as a resort for you while you prepare for the coming of the child. I will understand if you do not wish to come but remember that my palace is always open for you.

Bring the Uchiha too if you wish. Since our children are due around the same time, I thought we could share this experience together.

Gaara and child.

Naruto chuckled at the last line. That was cute. Naruto knew he would have to leave the village before people began to draw conclusions. Naruto was only 16. People would stare and talk but he could escape it for a while at the Kazekage Mansion.

Naruto walked home in the rain. If only he had on umbrella.

"Hey Naruto!" The old man behind the counter of Ichiraku's was waving at him. Naruto smiled and walked in. "Put on a few pounds there, Naruto?" The old man laughed. Naruto laughed along nervously. "Where has my favorite customer been? I haven't seen you in two months!"

Naruto twiddled his thumbs. "I just haven't had the time. By the way I have to get going! I'll drop by later!" Naruto ran out of the store. The rain had begun to pour harder. Maybe he could get home before Sasuke did. That little interruption had cost him time.

The rain blurred his vision and he ran faster, bumping into someone in the process. Naruto fell over for the second time that day, falling into the mud. He scowled, looking up into the rain, trying to find the face of the person who knocked him down.

"Hey bastard! Watch where you're going! Can't you see I'm in a hurry to get home! Now I'll have a cold!" A strangely familiar chuckle came through the rain. An outstretched hand pulled him up and into a hug. He had run into Sasuke.

"I'm back, Naru-chan." Sasuke whispered into his hair. A sneeze. Sasuke jerked back. He pulled Naruto into his arms and took off running.

"Hey! Hey! Where are you taking me? Sasuke!"

"I don't want you to catch a cold!" Sasuke explained as they landed on the porch of the Uchiha Mansion.

"It's okay!" Naruto said trying to push away the towel Sasuke was trying to dry him off with. Another sneeze. "My head hurts…" Naruto said suddenly. He was getting dizzy too. He stepped backwards, leaning on the wall, knocking a picture off the wall in the process. Sasuke was saying something but…it was just too hard to understand.

Naruto grasped Sasuke shirt as he fell to his knees and began coughing. Nausea swept over him and he gasped for breath. "I feel sick." Naruto said, the room spinning all around him. Those chips he ate? He tossed him. He threw up on the floor, blood going with it. He looked at Sasuke's worried face for a moment before passing out on the floor.

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Fay: This chapter originally had more written but I felt like making you guys cry. Is that evil or what? MWUAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Jayne: What the heck is wrong with you? Are freaking demented or something?

Dora: SHUT UP! All of you will cry because of my cliffy!

Jayne: While Fay, or should I say 'Dora' keeps on in her own little world, I'll tell you to review. So…review. And look up my fic, I lust you I love you. For those of you who don't know, Dora is Fay's other self. When Fay goes nuts with power or is just plain evil, we refer to her as Dora.

Anne: So…scary…

Jayne: So goodbye!

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