How Prussians Annoy Floridians

By Dragon-Child of Lightning

Case-In-Point 6: Bipolar

Georgia, or Carol "Peaches" Jones, opened her door slowly, not expecting anyone at her house at that moment. Who was at the door though… well let's start this chapter shall we?

"Gilbert! It's good to see you; what are you doing here?" Georgia grilled.

"I have a problem," answered the somewhat peeved looking ex-country. "Tell me, what's up with Jezabel?"

"Hm?"

"There's something wrong with her; I don't normally come over here around winter, I get that. But she doesn't yell at me unless she has a good reason."

"And…?"

"I knock on the blonde's door, say hello politely as possible in my awesome way, get a hello in return in a not-so-awesome way, and then we start talking about something completely random that I forget the subject of; I think it was about my awesomeness; but anyway, next thing I know, she raising her voice at me, and then she was yelling at the awesome Prussia! Then she starts talking quietly, and yells for me to get out! I mean, was zur Hölle ist auf Carol gehen?" finished the almost out of breath man.

"English Gilbert," warned the state.

"What the hell is going on Carol?"

Georgia smiled and barked out a laugh, finally understanding. "Oh I see. I know precisely what your problem is."

"You do?"

"Yeah. You see, since you don't normally come over this time of year- the switch between autumn and winter, and even during winter to spring… well during any switch in seasons except summer and autumn- you wouldn't know that Florida has a problem with bipolar-ness."

"Huh?"

"Basically Jezabel becomes extremely bipolar to her weird weather changes. Depending on her weather, she also gets horrible mood swings. It's pretty brutal."

Prussia thought this all over and it made sense; Jezabel had said something the week before during Thanksgiving that she would be so cheery in the next few weeks. "Oh… so does this mean she's having not-so-awesome 'woman issues'?"

Georgia grimaced. "I don't know; we may be women, but we don't always talk about stuff like that. You ask Bipolar Florida and she'll smack you upside the head all the way to the moon."

"Right; I won't risk it then."

Author's Note:

For those of you who don't know this, Florida is extremely bipolar. How you ask? Well during most of the season changes, Florida's weather is CRAZY! It cannot make up its mind if it wants to stay cold or hot; it's freakin' annoying!

Translation-

Was zur Hölle ist auf Carol gehen?- What the hell is going on Carol (obviously) in German

Short chapter is short,
DCoL