I am sorry... Basically I HAVE AN EXCUSE! Yes, it is valid! Well, first there was Scout camp, then my grandparents came down, it just so happened that a few days after that my Grandma was being flown from Portugal to where I live, England. She has dementia and is really unsteady on her feat so if she falls she won't be dead by the time somebody finds her. So for 1-2 weeks we had lots of family come down t make sure she settles in and is OK and such. (One aunt, two uncles and 3 cousins. That on top of my family now, mother, father, brother and me it was a lot of stuff.) They left and i got my ears pierced and started getting all of my school uniform and books... I do my math GCSEs one year earlier since I'm just super smart... Y'know? For the americans basically GCSEs is equivalent to your GPA but decided in a single test that decides your future... Basically... SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE! HA!


Honey looked at me before he frowned, as the corners of his mouth twitched down his eyes hardened and he took meaningful steps towards me and the giant who had lugged me from the lecture to this place.

"Aly-chan?" He said, his voice still innocent yet there was an angry undertone to it, "What happened?" His hands were curling into fists and uncurling probably to try and keep his anger, or frustration I'm not sure, under control.

"Nothing 'happened', and I'm fine! I just... tripped over a bucket?" The last part was too much like a question to be believable. Mori finally set me down.

Should I leg it? No, I think they'd both catch me... Maybe I could...! No... But... No... I wonder how strong they actually are, I dont even know Honey's real name yet. He might be from the yakuza! But... Then he'd probably have to-die-for abbs but then again I haven't seen him without a shirt on yet... I wonder what he'd look like... NO! Bad Alyssa!

"Never mind then, that was the last class on your timetable, right?" His voice snapped me back from my thoughts, I nodded, my face bright red from the slightly odd thoughts I was having, "Then I'll take you to the club room to get changed."

"Club room?" I asked genuinely curious, "Oh... You mean... God no! The Host Club?" I knew exactly where he was going to take me, after all I did have a fan girl as a roommate and she talked about a certain "Honey' all the time.

" Yep!" Little did I know that while I was having an internal debate he was already silently communicating with the giant on how to get me there, by silently I mean eye contact... No, not the sexy smothering looks that men might give men - although I wish I could've see that because, even though I'm perfectly sane, I've read a couple of yaoi manga here and there. They were smut...

Anyyyway, before my thoughts scar me I will continue! So let us proceed to break the fourth wall while me, the main character, issues a time skip! Because the author is really tired and can't be bothered to do anything today!

~Time Skip Brought To You By Tired Author That Basically Just Had A Family Reunion! ~

"Nope! Nopity nope nope!" I was, once again, slung over a certain some bodies shoulder being dragged somewhere I didn't want to go and still soaking wet (sorry if your like me and am reading this thinking 'wooow').

"Aww, but Aly-chan! You needed to change and we just happened to have some spare clothes in the club room!" His voice and facial expression were happy but the subtle movement of his hands depicted otherwise. They were clasped tightly behind his back, him clicking his knuckles every once In a while, "This is also the most fun, right Aly-chan?"

"This shit is fun? Pfft, no thanks!" I was basically screaming now, "Put me Down!" I hit Mori's back and roughly squirmed around trying to free myself from his hand that was wrapped around my waist, keeping me on his shoulder. For a moment everything froze as I freed myself from his fingers and started to fall headfirst into the marble floor. My eyes closed as I fell to the ground, waiting for a searing pain to make itself through my head, but it didn't... I was left with a nice scent and warm arms. A few seconds past before I opened my eyes to find warm, chocolate brown ones looking down at me.

"Geez, be careful Aly-chan! It would be bad if you had gotten hurt!" Honeys childish nature was gone and an odd seriousness replaced it.

"I didn't ask for you to save me... But thanks..."

"Such a Tsundere"

"I AM NOT A TSUNDERE!" Honey chuckled at my seemingly comical outburst, " Oh, god... I really am! Honey! Stop telling me stuff I don't want to know!"

"We're here by the way," Honey said, his voice sweet and childish once again, "We only do the club around 4 times a week now but its just as fun!" I inwardly groaned at the colourful door that stood in front of me. As Honey opened it i nestled my head into his chest - I AM still in his arms from when he caught me.

"I don't wanna-" I started but where were already several voices surrounding her, of course... They had started walking inside... With PEOPLE! In fact, why in hell am I curled up to him? Oh well, he's comfortable.

"Princess! I am honoured to see you again"

"#$&ยข the hell off Blondie, i don't wanna deal with you..." He merely gaped and I could feel him move away and, hopefully, curl up in that nice corner of his...


I would date Kyoya if I could... He's smart hot and can hold an intelligent conversation!

Who in the host club would you date?

P.S. my friends have been bothering me about what Chi is short for and it is short for Chinami! So, answer the question and I will have another chapter up in a while... Short while this time!

-Chi