A/N: Srry for the big delay. Eye wuz studying for mah finals in Spanish and still am. Please forgive meh. I don't know y I am talking like this.
Disclaimer: Don't own SSBB.
The Smashers were getting ready to go to the Amusement Park before they left Sandy Shores. While everyone was waiting outside the hotel for Mario with their luggages, he noticed that someone was missing. "Hm, Athena's gone."
"And you don't know what you got til' it's gone," Kirby sang. Marth looked at him. "Um, okay? Anyways, have you seen her?"
"Or Naw!"
"Kirby, no time for jokes!"
"Okay, Marth. I can help!" Kirby suddenly turned into Ball Kirby. "They see me rollin', they hatin'. . ." Kirby's voice faded as he rolled along the sidewalk to find the warrior. Roy came out the hotel. Tired. He was wearing a white t-shirt hoodie with white shorts and black sandals. "Geez, I'm tired. I need my morning OJ."
"Orange juice," Samus questioned as she came behind him. She was wearing a blue t-shirt that said "#Awesome" in the middle in black bold print, white capri pants and white Converse. Roy nodded. "Yeah. I need it. It keeps me happy and energetic! Oh yeah, where's Athena?"
"Who knows," Samus said. "I was hoping to hang with her at the carnival all day and not have the boys hog her all the time." Kirby rolled back to Marth. "I've got bad news," he said as he transformed back to his regular form.
"What?"
"Athena. . . is dead?" He shrugged. ... . ... Roy dropped on his knees. "Oh why?! Why is the world so cruel?!"
"What do you mean "dead?" With a question mark," Samus asked confused.
"Well, her eyes are full blue. She looks possessed."
"She might be possessed then. I read it in a book."
By The Shore. . .
Marth, Roy, Samus and Kirby go to investigate Athena. Marth kneeled down by her and held her body close to her. "She's still breathing." Roy sighed with relief. "Thank God!" Samus just sighed and noticed the hole in her chest. "Um, what's that?" She pointed at her chest and Kirby passed out. Marth looked the hole surprised. "What? How?!"
"Leave her be." They all turned behind themselves and saw a young girl with pink hair and blue eyes. She was wearing a white one piece swimsuit with a red cross in the middle, gold sandals and a white long wand with a floating cross on top. "She belongs to Aki-" She ran towards them preparing to fight. "-Not you guys!" Samus grabbed Athena's lifeless body out of the way. Roy, Marth and Kirby dodged her attack.
Roy clenched his fist and punched the girl hard in the face. Elise got knocked back and fell on the ground and her eyes were closed. Marth looked at him, shocked. "Roy. . .?"
"I can't take the fact that she's dead thanks to this Aki person." Kirby closed his eyes and ran away. Elise tried to get up but Roy, stood above her with anger. "I will never forgive you."
Samus was actually surprised that he was serious for once. Aki appeared wearing his regular Prince clothes. "It seems that another useless pawn has failed me." They looked up and saw him. His eyes were covered by his long hair and his hair was in a ponytail tied down. "This thing will have to end here!" He drew his sword out covered in a lot of purple and black smoke. Marth drew his sword out and so did Roy. Samus wanted to help but, she needed someone to watch Athena. "Dammit," she muttered. "Where's Kirby when you need him?"
Roy was about to charge but, Elise kicked Roy in the stomach making him fall back. Marth shook his head. "You completely forgot about your main target. Typical Roy."
"Hey, shut up!" He snapped. "I was mad, okay?"
"Sure, say that."
"Why you. . ."
"Guys," Samus yelled at her friends irritated. "This is no time to fight, you assholes! Don't lose focus!"
"Yeah, she's right, Roy. Don't lose focus."
"I would have never lost my focus if it wasn't for you!"
"Yeah, you were too busy admiring my good looks. Lots of girls and boys lose their focus thanks to me."
"You're good looks as a homosexual fag!"
"What was that?!"
"You heard me!"
"Say that again. I dare you." Aki sweatdropped. "Um. . ."
"I said "Homosexual fag"! Happy?!" Marth punched him in the face. "You're picking a fight with me."
"Like hell I am!" The two friends started to clash swords. Samus sighed. "Idiots. . ."
Aki just walked away but, he couldn't when I person stopped him. "You're not going to escape!"
"Well well well. It looks like elf boy showed up and his mercenary friend." While Ike and Link fought Aki. . .
Kirby. . .
He was preparing her funeral, Michael Jackson style. He was inviting people that weren't even apart of the Smashers. He invited many famous song artist, movie stars, academy award winners, Grammy award winners, voice actors, some people from Naruto, Inuyasha, Bleach and Ranma. Too much people. "I'm glad all you guys could come," Kirby said.
"By the way," a person named Ranma asked. He was sitting in the front row seat with Naruto and Ichigo. "What's your name?"
"My name? It's er, um, Kyoko Superstar!"
"Hmm, sounds suspicious because there's this guys named Kirby with th-"
"Okay!" Kirby said clapping his hands together interrupting Ranma. "We got lots to do. So let's get started!"
"Yeah!" Everyone said.
Back To The Beach. . .
Aki was on all fours on the sand. "If you give us back Athena's heart, we won't kill you," Link said seriously. "Right, Ike?" Ike nodded. "Before your life ends here."
"Doing that would be one of your worst mistakes," he said looking down at the sand. Ike put his foot on his head. "So you're the one who was able to summon that Ice Dragon but, you're pathetic when it comes to combat," Ike muttered. "How disgraceful."
"Like I said," Aki repeated. "You're gonna regret hurting me."
"Just shut up!" Link said irritated. He stepped on his head harder and that made him fall and his long hair spread across his back. A red necklace with a small stone fell out from his pocket. Link bent down and picked it up. "Samus," he yelled. "Catch!" He threw the necklace at Samus and she caught it with both hands. Samus tied the necklace around Athena's neck. "Why isn't she waking up?"
Marth, Roy and Elise stopped fighting. Elise took this chance to punch Roy in the face but, Roy saw it coming and kicked her in the stomach making her fall on the sand coughing some blood out. Roy stood over her. Glared at her. "It's all your fault Athena is dead!" She didn't say anything nor wanted to. "And you're her friend too!" Elise woke up. Her eyes turned back to normal. "Athena? She's dead?"
"Yes, that's what I sai- Wait, what?"
"Athena!" Elise tried to get up but, she couldn't. Everywhere in her body hurt. Her ribs her damaged, and she had broken parts. "What happened to me?"
"Uh. . ." Roy trailed off deciding not to say anything. Samus ran to everyone with Athena bridal style. "Guys, she's not breathing anymore!"
Roy looked away from everyone. "Roy. . ." Marth whispered. "It's okay."
"It's not okay!" He snapped. "I. . . I. . ."
"Roy," Link said. "Remember, everyone feels for her too. Especially her best friend."
"I know." Link put his hand on his shoulder. "It's okay. We can have her funeral."
Funeral Hall. . .
Everyone was wearing black. Some people were just coming in since it didn't start yet. Mario was bawling. Luigi had to comfort him.
Meanwhile. . .
A man gave a girl an invitation to a funeral. "Here you go." She took it. "Thank you."
"No problem." She stood and went to get ready.
Funeral. . .
Everyone cheered as Elise came on the stage with the thanks of Samus. Elise lowered the mic. "I have some things to say about Athena. . ." The doors burst open. "Sorry I'm late!" The person said. Everyone was like WTF. "Aw, c'mon," Inuyasha complained. "She's alive!?" Everyone started to cheer.
"Yes, I'm alive people!" Marth, Roy, and Ike turned back on their seats and saw her. Marth fainted falling backwards, Roy was frozen stiff and Ike, well, Ike is just Ike.
Funeral After Party. . .
People were eating the food, music was playing and the people were just having a blast. Peach and Samus were just talking with Elise and Athena. "I like your hair, Athena. Your hair is blonde and it looks really good," Samus complemented.
"Yeah. My hair upgraded since it's. . ." She trailed off when she saw the boys. "Hey guys."
"Yeah," Marth said. "Hi. Um, how are you even alive? We thought you died. I almost. . ."
"Well, that was a fake me. The real me was at a party. Did you know Kirby is a lady? He looks like a slutty version of Miley Cyrus. I never knew Kirby was human."
"I knew Kirby was an attention whore," Ike said. He grinned. "Time to get my money from Kirby!" He rushed out the dining hall, eager to tell Kirby he won the bet.
Marth sighed. "Well, I'm glad you're okay." He put a hand on his forehead. Peach tilted her head. "Marth, you look kind pale."
"Well, I did get hurt from Aki. He was pretty strong." Marth fell to the floor. The teens gasped. "Marth!" Peach went down by him. "Marth, wake up!"
"Wait, did you say Aki? Oh no!" Athena ran out of the dining hall and rushed to the shore. She took her high heels off and ran faster. She made it and kneeled by him. "Aki! Wake up! Are you okay?" No response but heavy breathing. "Okay." Athena brought out her secret pocket knife and was about to kill him but, Helena came and kicked Athena in the face making her drop the knife. "What do you want, Miley Wannabe?" She wiped the blood on her face.
"Stop it! Anyways, I came for Aki. That's all!" Helena placed her hands on his chest. While they faded away, Athena was thinking about her childhood memories with Aki. The times when she nearly killed him with her sword and some other times when Athena broke his leg. "Bye, Aki. When will you stop living in darkness. Not! Energy Blast!" She blasted to two villains away. While she walked away from the shore, a huge water background appeared behind her.
Turn down for what?!
A/N: Hope that was good. Next chapter: Close Range Comes With Rage.
