Everyone was back in Smash Mansion. . . Not! They went to a different resort since the one they went to was crashed by Athena's ex-friends. Mario started to pack his equipment. "So," Peach asked. "How is he?"
"Hmm, okay I guess?" He shrugged. Peach sighed. "What's his real problem?"
"Well, he is poisoned and very sick, I guess. He needs a lot of rest and medicine. Well, take care." Mario left the room leaving Peach, Zelda, Samus, Link, Ike, Pit, Marth and Roy alone. "It's all Athena's fault," Peach muttered. "Peach," Samus said. "There's a reason why she came here in the first place."
"I don't care! If she shows up-" Athena broke the door down. "So, how's Marth?" Anger boiled in Peach's head. "Athena! It's all your fault Marth is super sick!" Athena Face: 0.0 "Huh?" Peach jabbed her finger at her chest. "Marth got poisoned thanks to that faggot Aki or whatever! Your stupid friend Elise almost did some bad shit! You don't even belong here! Go back to where you came from! No one wants you here!" No one said a word.
"But Marth, Ike, Roy, Link and Pit care for me," she fought back holding her tears. "So does Samus and Zelda. I thought we were friends."
"You were at a party when we all thought you were dead!"
"I'm sorry."
"Yeah, you better be."
"Maybe I don't belong here. I came here 'cause, I thought I would be safe but. . . Do you even know why I came here you jealous girl?!" Peach was taken back. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean it-"
"Say no more before I end your pathetic- Just forget it! Tell Mario I quit being a Smasher!" Athena broke a huge hole in the wall with her bare fist and walked out. "Also, I'm changing my hair!" She yelled. Ike, Roy, Link and Pit gasped. "Not your hair!" They ran out the room exiting the hole Athena made.
"Was that Athena?" Zelda noticed that Maarth was awake but, he still looked really weak. "Yeah, it was."
"What going on?"
". . . Athena said that she was going to quit being a Smasher."
"Really?" Marth sat up but, ached in pain. "Be careful, Marth."
"I need to talk to her."
"It's my fault," Peach admitted. "I told her no one cares for her."
"Why Peach?"
"I was jealous. Marth, you, Ike, Roy, Link, Pit care for her. It's all you guys think about."
"Peach, we have our reasons."
"And what would that be?"
"She came here because there's a war back in where she lives. She wanted to be stronger. But, all I have been doing was ways for her to fall for me. I wasn't even helping her. The only thing I did was ending up getting myself injured from her past friends."
"Don't say that Marth," Samus said. "You tried to protect her. You did great." Marth smiled, a weak smile. "Go back to bed, Prince," Zelda said. She put him back and covered him with the blankets. "Well," Samus said board. "I might as well go see, um, hang out with Sonic, yeah, we're gonna ride roller coasters. Well, see you guys later." Samus left the room exiting the out the hole Athena made.
Cosmic Coasters. . .
Lots of Smashers were taking pictures at the amusement park. Snake knocked Sonic out using a metal bat he "found" in his pocket, placed him on the wettest roller coaster there was: White Rough Water Surfing. Next thing Sonic knew, he was on that roller coaster, Snake sitting in the last seat of the coaster with Samus and Pit. "Have fun," Snake said. Sonic's eyes widened. "No." It started to move. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Pit and Samu were snickering.
After the coaster, Sonic was half dead and there was cons were Samus, Snake and Pit. They were all soaked from head to toe and officially terrified. That ride went at least 150 miles per hour.
Link was just walking, that's when he saw a woman with red hair he had never seen in his life. She was wearing an oversized tan sweater with white shorts and some red shoes. The girl walked up to Link. "Hi, I'm looking for The Tunnel of Love. Have you seen it?"
"Yeah, it's right there." Link pointed to the attraction with a giant heart. "Thank you." While she walked away, Link said, "I like your red hair." She stopped to say "thank you" and continued to walk again.
Tunnel of Love. . .
Fangirls were asking Roy and Ike where was Marth, Link and Pit. They kept on saying they were not gay but, the fangirls didn't believe them. "Ike," a fangirl said. "Where's your man? You and Roy are supposed to be fighting over him!"
"Will you stop," Roy said pissed. "Besides, Marth is sick! He needs rest!" They all gasped. "He's sick?!"
"Roy. . ." Ike muttered. "Now we'll never leave."
"Oops."
Snack Bar. . .
Samus sighed as she took a bite of her pizza. "Man, I wanted to go kart racing but, the line's too long." Snake brought his bazooka out and Samus, Pit and Sonic sweatdropped. "What?" He asked. "Doesn't any bring an emergency bazooka?" They all shook their heads. "Well, that's too bad." He shot the line making people scatter everywhere. "Shall we go now?" Samus nodded eagerly, tossed her pizza backwards making it land on a random person, grabbed their hands and ran to the empty line.
"Who's ready to lose to me," Samus said cocky. Pit shook his. "No, Samus. You're losing to the Guardian of-"
"Shut it Angel Boy," Snake said. "I've got an idea. A bet."
"A bet," Sonic asked. Snake nodded. "I bet that you're all gonna lose to me. If you do, you all have to be my personal slave."
"If I win, all of you have to dress up like girls, I will have something interesting for Sonic and you have to be my slaves."
"If I win," Pit said happily. "You have to dress like angels and do enact "Bound 2"."
"If I win," Sonic said. "You have to change your genders for a day." They all shook hands and got ready to drive.
Tunnel Of Love. . . Again. . .
The line was super long. All the way to the bathrooms. Roy and Ike were tied together by ropes because of the fangirls. "You're not leaving until we have Marth, Link and Pit. We shall have an orgy!"
"You're sick," Roy complained. "Untie us, now!" They shook their. "What's with the line!?" A person shouted. "We wanna go in!"
"Shut it!" The fangirls shouted. Huge arguments. "Hurry up!" The same red head girl complained. "I wanna go in! Or else. . ."
"Prove it!" The redhead focus all her energy and her fist and it started to glow red. "Take this: Fire Storm!" The fangirls ducked and dodged her attack, aiming for another civilian. "Move!" The still stood there and her eyes glowed. "Not so fast!" She grabbed her wrist and threw her into the sky. Everyone sweatdropped. "What?" The girl asked. "She was going to kill me." The girl's hair was long, brown and straight. She was wearing a white t-shirt hoodie with white shorts and white Converse. "What you did back there," Ike said scared. "Wasn't human."
"Oh, really?"
"Of course!" Roy snapped. The girl untied Roy and Ike. "There you go."
"Thanks," they both said.
"Yeah. Well, I better get going." The girl ran away. Roy was suspicious about the girl. "Ike, doesn't she remind you of someone?"
"Nah. Doesn't ring a bell."
"Oh. She reminds me of Athena."
"It might have been her sister."
"Right. That's a good one."
Marth. . .
Zelda heard a knock on the door. "Come in." The person opened the door and Zelda tilted her head. "Do I know you?"
"Yes," she said as she went to Marth's side. "My name's Athena. Remember?"
". . . . . . Athena?! Your hair is brown!"
"Yeah. Don't worry about it, it's just a temporary dye. It will vanish soon enough. My hair is actually blonde right now. Where's Marht?"
"Right here." Zelda pointed to the girl by Marth. "Yo."
"Athena?! Your hair! It's brown!"
"Yeah, I know. I'll tell you later why it's like that. What did you need me for Peach?"
"Well, I wanted to say that I was sorry about earlier."
"Don't worry about it. I don't care that much. It's almost Moon Dust Month."
"Moon Dust Month, what's that?"
"Well, it's going on for a month and the creatures from Cock Planet come to. . . . Um, I forgot? Well, it's really important and from now on, you have to call me Destiny."
"Destiny," Peach and Zelda questioned. "Why that name?"
"It's my middle name, duh."
"Like we knew that."
"Whatever. Anyways, how's Marth?"
"A little better," Zelda replied. "But, not so well."
"Ooooooo. I can help!"
An idea popped in Peach's head. "What about your saint friend, Elise?" Destiny rolled her eyes. "Um, yeah. About that, she left and went back home because she's fighting in a war but, that damned Aki- GRRRRRR!" Her hair turned DBZ style. "I will never forgive him!" The girls got scared and hugged each other. "The only way for me to heal him back to normal is by K.I.S.S.I.N.G him." Peach's eyes nearly fell out from her sockets. Zelda was like "excuse meh"?
Destiny nodded. "Yeah, I have to Kill Inside Something Startling Inside Never Generating."
Peach's Face: 0_O
Zelda's Expression: Like I totally knew what you meant by K.I.S.S.I.N.G!
"Anyways, I need to start to ritual before he gets worse. Let's prepare, ladies!"
Destiny's necklace started to glow and she closed her eyes. "By the power of Athena's Heart: Give the powers to heal!" Athena got wrapped in a glass bubble and burst out of it wearing a nurse costume along with Zelda and Peach. They were like "what?!" and Destiny was like "pfft!". "Now," Athena's weapon was a giant needle. "Let's start." She was about to stab Marth but Peach stopped her. Destiny glared at her. "Are you stopping my ritual?" Peach shook her head. "No. But, isn't that needle a little too dangerous?"
Destiny looked at it. "Now that you mention it. . ." She transformed it into a bottle of medicine. "Better?" Both girls nodded. "Okay!"
Amusement Park. . .
While Samus, Sonic, Snake and Pit were go kart racin', Kirby was watching. He had cotton candy in his. . . stub hand thing. Kirby sighed. "That looks like fun. I wanna join too." He then spotted a small tycoon. He smiled widely. He inhaled it and turned into Tornado Kirby. He jumped in the middle of the giant track. Samus then spotted Kirby blocking the path. "Move, Kirby!" He started to spin creating a giant tornado. Samus got sucked in. "Samus," Snake cried. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" He then got sucked in to. Pit was driving causally but he then saw it. His kart went backwards and got sucked in backwards. Sonic was trying to avoid it but it got sucked in. Kirby stopped spinning, making the Smashers fly in different directions.
Later That Night. . .
It was time to go to bed. The ritual to help cure Marth was finished and he was feeling better. Kirby was about to go to bed, but he saw Samus, Snake, Pit and Sonic in his doorway. "Hey, guys."
"Hey yourself," Samus muttered. She was covered in mustard, ketchup, relish, mayo and empty food scraps. Snake was covered in slime: purple and green. Pit was covered in oatmeal. Sonic was drenched in water like a wet puppy. Kirby gulped. "I can you didn't enjoy your time." They all nodded. Snake grabbed Kirby. "You're gonna pay."
Outside. . .
The four victims stood outside and strapped Kirby to a rocket that was meant to be launched in the sky. "Bye, bye, bye," the said in sync like Nsync. "WAAAAAIIIIIIIITTTT!" Too late! Kirby was already in the sky. The rocket exploded and an image of Kirby appeared.
Inside. . .
Destiny was sitting by Link in the hotel's dining hall. "So, how was your day," she asked Link.
"Pretty good," he replied. "I met this girl with red hair." Destiny thought for a minute. "Red hair? That chick I threw in the air!"
"That's right!" A fist made its way on Destiny's head. "Ow! Why you-!" She stopped talking because she saw Faithful. "Oh, hey Faithful. I didn't know it was you I threw in the sky."
"Yeah. You should know better than to throw a person in the air," she lectured.
"Yeah, yeah, sale pute." Faithful knocked her head. "Don't call me that! Athena, also, why is your hair brown, I thought it was supposed to blonde for Moon Dust Month."
"Moon Dust Month, what's that," Link asked.
Destiny sighed with exaggeration. "Do I need to explain everything?!"
"Shut up," Faithful snapped.
"How's my brother doing," Destiny asked.
"Pretty good. He's different. So is Fransisco."
"That son of a gun? I hate him."
"You like him."
"Hate."
"Like."
"Hate!"
"Like!"
"I said I hate him you sale pute!" Destiny grabbed her friend and did the back breaker on her making her out cold. "That's what you get." Link was scared now.
Midnight. . .
Roy was in the kitchen baking something. "What are you doing?" Roy screamed making the person laugh. "Wow, you sound like a girl when you scream."
"What are you doing here, Samus?"
"Same goes for you." Roy scratched his head with embarrassment. "Well. . . I. . . um. . ."
"It's okay, you don't have to tell me." Samus sat down on the couch and pulled her laptop from under. "What are you doing," he asked.
"Well, I was thinking of playing a game of truth or dare."
"In this hotel?"
"Well, this hotel, is probably more like a giant mansion since we have our own hall to ourselves and there's a kitchen." Samus held up her laptop. "I have a truth or dare game on my laptop that I downloaded. I can just plug this into the flat screen t.v. and we can play."
"Just us."
"No." People popped out from behind the couch. "You guys were watching the whole time," Roy snapped. Ike checked his watch. "Just for 30 minutes."
"Just 30 minutes?!"
"Hey, let's settle down," Zelda said. "Let's just have fun." Everyone turned to the stairs because they heard footsteps. "Destiny," Peach said. "Want to play with us?"
"Destiny," Marth asked. "Wait, that's Athena? Her hair is different!"
"I know. Long story. . . What am I saying, it's not!" Destiny opened the fridge and grabbed a bottle of water. "So, what's this game, Peach."
"Truth or dare!" Destiny was already gone. "Maybe she doesn't like truth or dare."
"Maybe she doesn't want her secrets revealed," Pit said.
"Whatever," Samus said annoyed. "Let's just play."Marth smelled something sweet. "Um, Roy,are you baking cookies again?"
"Didn't I tell you that was secret!"
"Sorry. Good times."
"Yeah," Ike agreed. "I remember the time when he nearly kissed you in your castle when we snuck in while you were sleeping."
"You snuck in?!" Marth held up a fist. "No wonder the place was a mess that time."
"Hey, take it easy, Marth," Zelda warned. "You just recovered from that poison Destiny extracted from you."
"You got saved from a girl," Link asked surprised.
"Yeah, 'cause she cares for me."
Roy stood up with anger. "That's totally not true!"
"Then why do you think she saved me?"
"Grrrrr."
"That's what I thought." Roy tackled Marth and the boys started to rumble.
Upstairs. . .
Ness, Lucas, Kirby, Toon Link and Destiny were planning something in the media room. "Can we go to the water slides while we're at it," Ness asked.
"Why not," Toon Link said. Lucas wrote it down. "It's gonna be a blast. Hanging out with my true friends," Destiny said.
"By the way," Kirby said. "Why is your hair brown, Athena? Also, we ain't yo friends."
". . . Call me Destiny. The fuck, Kirby, thought that we were friends."
"Okay. Never agreed."
"It's brown because I dyed it. It's actually blonde for a special month."
"What's this "special month"?"
"None of yo beezwax. Anyways, quit yer talkin' and let's start thinkin'!"
"We can pull a prank," Toon Link said. Everyone awed at that. "But who," Lucas asked. Toon Link smiled evilly. "The teenagers."
"Cool, Lucas, make sure you have this down." Lucas started to write it.
Destiny stood on the table like a warrior. She was wearing some old roman armour out of nowhere and she also had a spear. "Soon, our plans will be achieved to make this place better."
"We're just going to have-"
"We will achieve a better harem- I mean place for the people!" Ness looked at her suspiciously. "Hmm, I think you're reading too much manga. Go back to your 400 page romance novels, it will do us better." Destiny eyed him with an icy glare. "Hmm. I don't read manga!"
"Prove it!"
"Okay, I will! I will show you the memories that have occurred in my head!"
"Okay, nevermind. Continue. . ."
"That's all."
A/N: Well, hope you like this chapter. I felt it was kinda random, but, it will become more serious later. This is supposed to be funny. I'm not even sure if this is funny. Please, no flames (bad comments) and I hoped you enjoyed.
Coming Up Next: Chapter 8: Sir Pranks A Lot