A/N: I hope you enjoyed the last chapter. Enjoy this one.
Disclaimer: I don't own SSBB.
Chapter 8: Sir Pranks A Lot
"She got sent here from what I heard." He looked through the window and saw these people playing. He was confused when he didn't see this one person. "Huh, where is she?"
Inside The Hotel. . .
The spinner landed on Roy and it was Peach's turn. "Okay, truth or dare?"
It took him a while to decide 'cause who knows what Peach could ask. "I choose dare."
"I dare you to watch 2 Girls 1 Cup." Roy gulped. "Okay. Where?" Peach pointed to the closet. "There. A laptop is there already."
"Okay." He went in the closet. They were about to continue until they heard explosions coming from upstairs. "I'll go check," Samus said quickly. She ran upstairs and tripped on Yoshi. "The fuck?!" She got up and saw that Yoshi was covered in paint balls. "What happened to you?"
"Kirby turned his back against us. We started the. . ."
"Tell me!"
" . . You'll have to find out urself." He faked died. Samus scoffed and started to search some more. She then heard more explosions and a roar of a demon. She opened the media room since that's where the noise came from. She saw Faithful swinging a metal rod with a bloody Ness, Lucas, Toon Link, Kirby and Destiny by her side. "Don't you dare try me again!"
"What's going on?!" Samus ran into the room. "You did this?"
"They were using paintball guns and all other sorts."
"I don't blame you. I would have probably done the same."
Morning. . .
Marth woke up on Ike's lap. "Wha?" He rubbed his eyes and hopped off quickly. "How'd that happen?!" He then turned to the kitchen and saw some random guy making something. A large sword was on the table. "And who are you?" The guy said nothing and ran away with something. "Come back here, you!" Marth grabbed his sword and ran out the hotel, chasing that guy.
Ike woke up and felt that his lap was warm. "What the-?" Peach fell off the glass table and shot up since her head banged on the floor. "Huh?!"
"Well, that's a nice way to wake up."
"Shut up, Ike," Peach moaned as she rubbed the back off her head. She sat up and noticed that the whole hotel was a mess. Her eyes widened. "Oh my God. . ."
The whole place looked like what happens after a food fight. She got up and her brain switched to clean mode. Ike was impressed after seeing all those dirty dishes that disappeared in seconds. Ike stood up and noticed that there was something cooking. He walked over to the pot. Before he could take a look, it was gone. "Huh?"
"Ike, help me clean the windows," Peach ordered loudly.
"But-"
"Now!" He straightened immediately. "Yes ma'am!"
Meanwhile. . .
Marth was out on the streets running after the mysterious man. "I said come back here!" While running, Marth heard footsteps right behind him. He slowly turned his head around and his jaw dropped. At last 200 girls were chasing him. "What the-?!" He sped up his pace. "Why are they chasing me?!"
"Check out what you're wearing," the guy said. Marth looked down at himself and blushed like mad. He was wearing a white tank top with white boxer briefs and no tiara. "Dammit!"
"Heh!" The guy jumped on a building and Marth jumped on it too. "Why did you come in the hotel?!"
"That's none of your business." The man pulled out a green vial from his sleeves and threw it at Marth. The glass with a green shattered on Marth's face. "What the frick!"
The guy stopped and laughed. "Well, now it's time for you to say your prayers." Marth pulled the glass shards out from his face making the holes and cuts leak blood. He fell forward feeling his body lose conscious. "Happy Pranks A Lot." He disappeared with the wind.
Hotel. . .
After the troublemakers got lectured, it was time to have fun. Destiny got paintball guns, Lucas got cooking oil, Ness got slime, Toon Link got water guns, Yoshi got rotten egg bombs and Kirby got super soakers filled with juice. Destiny took a quick shower and decided to wear her white long sleeve, pink capris and white Converse. "Let's go," she shouted.
"Yeah," everyone said.
"Okay, Blondie," Kirby chirped.
Mall. . .
Toon Link and Yoshi set up the stink bombs in the most popular stores in the mall and a lot in the food court. Ness setup slime buckets above every bathroom in the mall. Very sticky slime too. Lucas spread cooking oil with a mop he found on the mall's floors. Kirby had just turned into Cupid Kirby so he could fly while shooting. Destiny just activated her angel wings. They were up in the roofs of the mall. She got her walkie talkie out. "Ness, is everything set, over."
"Roger that, everything is perfected, over."
"Good." The mall opened and customers rushed in. They all slipped in different directions. That's when Destiny and Kirby shot them with their filled guns. A lot of them slipped into Forever 21 and got the ultimate bombing in there. The doors were shut and you could see that the store was filled with green. The whole area smelled really bad. A lot had to rush to the bathroom and got covered head to toe in slime. "Let's get out of here," Destiny said to everyone.
"Roger," they all replied.
Hotel. . .
Ike had finished helping Peach clean the whole place. He was on the couch taking a break. "Now, after that cleaning, we have to leave to go back to the mansion," Peach said.
"Okay," Ike said in a lazy tone. He got off the couch to start packing. Peach sat down on the couch. "Maybe some morning news are good." She turned the t.v. on just in time for breaking news. "Breaking news: A blonde-haired teen with her comrades had trashed the mall, setting up items that would be for pranks. Come take a look."
"People these days," Peach said pissed. She turned up the volume and turned speechless. The video was of Destiny, Ness, Lucas, Toon Link, Yoshi and Kirby walking in the mall with a giant box. Later it went to the footage with the traps activating.
"If you have seen a picture of these people:" The picture was of the gang looking all cool like a motor gang. "Please call the Police Department." Peach turned off the t.v. and rushed upstairs.
The Trouble Makers. . .
While the prankers walked on the streets, people were looking at them and started to dial numbers on their phones. "What are those objects the people hold in their hands," Destiny asked. "Those are Samsung and iPhones," Ness informed. The police cars surrounded them. "Freeze!" Destiny closed her eyes and blasted an Energy Blast at every car making them explode. "Let's run for it!"
Marth. . .
He woke up 4 hours later. "Ugh, I feel terrible! Why do bad things always happen to me?" He then noticed that he was shorter. He looked like Hachune. "Wh-What?!" He slipped off the roof top and fell right into the concrete of the streets. People looked at Marth. He got up and rubbed his head feeling miserable. "Look, it's one of those things from Ievan polkka!" No one could take Marth seriously because he jaw was dropped like Hachune's.
"I can't talk! What's going on?!"
Hotel. . .
Everyone was packing up and cleaning up everything. Faithful was busy packing too and that's when she received a phone call on her iPhone. She picked it up and answered it. "Hello. . .?"
"Now's the time." The person hung up and Faithful dropped her phone in shock. Samus noticed and asked what was wrong. She said it's nothing, broke the roof of the hotel and flew out. Samus just shrugged and decided to follow her.
Trouble Makers. . .
They were all running from the cops as fast as they could. "What do we do," Toon Link asked as he ran with panic. Destiny shrugged. "I guess we just run."
Ness got tired of running. He didn't want to be a coward so he did PK Starstorm, destroying everything, nearly killing everyone. "I guess that works," Kirby said. He then noticed a crowd of people. He made his way through and nearly laughed. "Marth?"
He didn't say a word. He looked like Hachune. Marth walked out from the crowd slowly and ran for it. Kirby ran after because the mob was huge. Kirby took Marth, transformed into Throw Kirby, swung him so hard that he went blasting to space. Kirby sill ran for it. He turned into Water Kirby, created a tsunami. . .
Hotel. . .
Everyone was getting loaded to the bus. Mario was on the bus explaining the events that would happening for the past few days. "Okay, so, since today's Saturday, on Sunday, we are going to money brawls for Monday and Tuesday. Wednesday is when we clean the mansion. Thursday is when we'll continue to brawl and Friday is when we'll start going to school."
Ike raised his hand. "What do you mean by "school"?
"No, that's not it. It's a project some kids in school are doing. You see, they wanted to see school life was like for the Smashers."
"Oh, so who's going," Roy asked.
"Ike, Marth, Roy, Peach, Samus, Zelda, Pit, Link, Ness, Toon Link and Lucas."
"Umm, aren't Ness, Lucas and Toon Link a little too short for high school? People might think they're in elementary," Peach said confused.
"That's why they are going to elementary school," Mario answered.
"Okay, then how come Destiny is not coming with us. I mean, she's 16. . ." She trailed off and people started to agree with Peach. All of a sudden, something crashed into the bus, creating a hole. After the smoke cleared, Ike and Roy laughed the asses off because they saw Marth in Hachune's form. "Look at his face," Peach said with surprise. Diddy Kong picked him up and threw him at Ike. "The fuck?!" He grabbed Marth by the back of his shirt and beat up Diddy Kong with him. For some reason, Marth didn't get affected by it. Diddy Kong looked unrecognizable.
Inside Hotel. . .
The trouble makers finally made it to the hotel and realized that everyone was gone. "Where is everyone," Lucas asked, scared. Ness shrugged. A cloud of black dust appeared in front of them. Vanished with the wind and saw Helena. Destiny got into her battle stance and smirked. "Looks like your hair is blue."
"Yeah, it is," she responded. "Wait! No it's not! It's blonde! Aki's not feeling so well, so I should take your heart pretty soon. And about the war, I don't think your brother's doing too good." Destiny stopped smirking and looked serious. "What do you mean?"
"Well, since it was him and his army versus Aki and his army, not so pleasant results." Destiny tightened her fist and started to glow which scared Helena. "My brother is not that weak! Why should I believe you?! You're just a good person who went bad for no reason!" Destiny's whole body started to glow, transforming into her Angel Amour. (Looks like Erza's except Destiny's is gold, not silver).
Helena took a step back in shock, with still a little confidence. "Heh, you're brave enough to use Angel Armour, even if you haven't fully mastered it. What a fool you are." A dark and evil aura formed around Helena, making her transform into Devil Armour. Destiny's right hand glowed, a giant white sword appeared in her hand with many sword surrounding her. Helena did the same. They both broke out of the hotel from the roof and started to fight.
Faithful. . .
She was in the middle of nowhere, only a well was in front of her. "This is where I sensed the Spiritual Energy." She looked down the well and her jaw dropped. "Oh dear God. What-" Someone fell on her. Samus finally caught up and noticed that Faithful was on the ground with someone on her. The masked guy from earlier came. "Glad you came, Faithful." He took his mask off. Samus was now confused. "Okay, what the hell is going on?"
Faithful got up and noticed that it was Destiny's brother, Drago, on her back. "Oh crap!" A red glow covered her, revealing Faithful in a gold Kung Fu suit with a black belt. "Samus, was it? Please take Destiny's brother back. Fransisco and I have some work that needs to be done." Samus ran to Faithful, nodded and started to run back with Drago on her back.
Two Fighters. . .
Destiny charged more swords at Helena, but she dodged them in the air with swift movement. "Stand still," Destiny yelled angered. Helena smirked. "No thanks, I'd rather be a coward, than get killed!" She punched Destiny in the face, causing her to crash through 10 buildings, destroying them.
Destiny tried to get up, but she couldn't. "I guess I shouldn't have used this." Her armour disappeared. She had a puddle of blood surrounding her. Helena stood above her. "I guess I can extract that heart of yours."
Bus. . .
Marth was getting tossed around the the bus, that's until he turned back to normal and landed on Ike. "Wow, I'm back." He stood up and stretched. "I thought it was a curse or something. Guess not." The bus shook and fell on the right hand side. "What the-?!" The sky turned dark all of a sudden. The Smashers were loaded off the bus. "Look," Peach said. They saw two girls. One of the girls were getting beat up, then thrown towards the Smashers. Sonic, being the quickest to react, caught the girl and was speechless. "Don't tell me-" Pit stopped talking mid way.
A large purple beam was heading for everyone. They all ran from the bus and it exploded and a fire was created there. Helena was laughing like a maniac. "I've finally got the Heart of Athena!"
"What," Roy said. He noticed there was a huge hole in her chest. You could see through from the other side. Destiny's eyes opened slightly and noticed that everyone surrounded her. "Nuh. . . Hmm. . ." Everyone of the Smashers eyes had anger in them. They all charged at Helena, except Marth. He covered his eyes with his arm. "I can't believe it. You helped me many times, and now this happens to you." He uncovered his eyes and looked at the buildings. He noticed something. "Maybe. . ." He ran to the destroyed buildings and started to climb them. Ran started to pour from the skies. He made it to the top of the highest building and noticed that no one could land a blow on her.
Marth drew his sword out and jumped from the building. Helena was too busy to notice and Marth landed on her back. "Get off of me!" She was spinning around. Marth noticed a red stone in her hands. He grabbed it and jumped off her back. Helena kicked him in the stomach, making him go far. She teleported to him and crushed his head slowly with her iron shoe. "Any last words?"
"Uuuugh!" Ike's sword made it's way to Helena's body. She fell in pain. Marth took the opportunity to run. He looked at the small, but bright, red crystal in his hand. "So this is her heart," he said to himself.
Inside the Hotel. . .
They didn't know what to do. Stay inside or go outside and die. "We have to do something," Ness said bravely. "I'm not sure what's going on, but we have to do something. I guess I'll have to use that move. . ." Lucas gasped. "You-You don't mean-"
Ness nodded. "PK Death." Everyone gave him a weird look. "What? I created that special move!"
Toon Link sighed. "Act serious for once, Ness."
"I am! Geez! I'll show you guys then." He closed his eyes and started to focus his energy on a point where he wanted it. He couldn't focus that much because everyone was talking. "OMG! SHUT THE HECK UP!" A huge explosion was heard outside. Ness's hand was cut up and blood started to pour from his hand. They all went outside and saw that girl, Helena. She had a huge hole in her stomach. She was on the ground and back to normal. Yoshi gave Ness a surprised look. "Ness, I can't believe it. You did that?"
Kirby was like "WTF?". Ness fell on his butt with shock. "What. . .?" Every one of the Smashers looked inside the hotel from the hole made in the wall.
Later. . .
Helena was gone somehow, most of the buildings were collapsed in the city. Destiny on the other hand, wasn't doing so great, even though she got her heart back. Mario had to rent a car and drive Destiny t the nearest hospital with Peach. Luigi rented a new bus and drove everyone back. Roy was looking around the bus and noticed that two people were missing. "Um, has anyone noticed that Samus and Faithful aren't here?" No one said a word. "I guess we're dead."
"THIS IS NOT FAIR," Kirby randomly shouted which caused everyone to get startled. "Destiny. . . She's gonna die!" Kirby wiped the tears away.
"Kirby," Zelda said softly. "Don't say that. . ." Zelda sniffed a little. "Because you're gonna make me cry. . ." She started to cry quietly.
"Crying doesn't solve anything," Jigglypuff said.
"I'm surprised to hear that from someone like you," Ike said.
"Shut up! Anyways, when we get back, let's make the mansion welcome for Destiny."
"Not a bad idea," Pikachu thought out loud. "I'll help!"
"Me too," Pit said.
Middle of Nowhere. . .
Faithful and Fransisco finished fighting off the demon army from the well. Fransisco sighed with relief. "Now that's over. I'm going back to-"
"Are you stupid," Faithful interrupted. Fransisco raised an eyebrow. "I'm stupid?"
"We have to get Drago first in order to leave. Can't just leave Artemis alone."
"True. But, Aki's bull crap army won't be attacking for 3 weeks or more thanks to what we did." Faithful sighed. "Yeah, but still. Maybe I'll just get her then, in the present time."
"Okay. . . Do whatever you want." Fransisco had a foxy smile. "Time to tease Destiny." Faithful face palmed. "Okay. Do whatever." Faithful tried to open a portal, but realized she ran out of Energy. Fransisco laughed. "Heh. What a joke!"
"Shut up! Let's just follow the Smashers Spiritual Powers."
"Okay." Small angel wings grew on Fransisco's shoes, same with Faithful, and they flew away quickly.
Hospital. . .
Destiny woke up just to find herself in a hospital bed. "Huh? Why am I here?" She saw Peach and Mario. "You guys?"
"Yes," Peach said. "You were extremely hurt." Destiny gave her a weird look. "Hmm, I was faking it." Mario and Peach didn't say a thing. "Well, you see that my Angel Armour was at the first mode. If I went to the last mode, I would kill Helena and bad things would happen from Cock Planet." The door opened and a nurse came in with a tray of food. "Thank you."
"No problem," she said. The nurse left. Destiny saw officially confused because she saw two brown fish on a plate. "Umm, are these people stupid? Brown fish is burnt and gross." She held it up by the tail fin and nodded and confirmed. "Yep, it's crispy so it's burnt." Peach was speechless. "Um, you know that's taiyaki, right?"
". . . The fuck is taiyaki?"
". . ." Peach didn't know what to say. Destiny squeezed the fish and face turned pale. "I think I'm going to be sick." She fainted. Peach and Mario decided to sign her out of the hospital.
Mansion. . .
It was sparkling clean, thanks to Zelda. She made some punishments for everyone if they didn't work hard. Pit rested his wings on his back and layed down on the super clean floor. "That was so tiring," he said exhausted. Kirby came downstairs white. "I'm done bleaching all of everyone's white clothes!"
"You know Kirby," Sonic mentioned, feeling disturbed. "You're white."
"I know. It's a temporary effect. It will go away in about 3 weeks."
". . ."
Ike looked at the clock. "Five o'clock? How long has Marth been in the backyard with Yoshi?" Wario looked at his fingers and counted. "Hmm, about 4 hours."
Awkward silence. The doorbell rang and Jigglypuff went to get it. His face changed when he saw Marth and Yoshi covered head-to-toe in dirt. So many black stains all over their bodies. "What happened?"
Yoshi pointed an accusing finger at Marth. "Marth wouldn't let me eat and apple! So I started to pelt him with fresh dirt." Marth death glared at Yoshi making him turn white. Yoshi didn't dare to speak again. All of a sudden, Yoshi and Marth were jet sprayed by a water cannon. "We cannot allow the place to be dirty from mud," Samus yelled. "Kirby, keep the water up until they're clean!"
"Aye!" He kept blasted water at them causing both to fly backwards. Kirby stopped spraying. Yoshi shook himself like a dog to get the water off his skin. The water flew towards Marth causing him to get soaked even more. Ike got his Galaxy S4 and took a picture of Marth and posted it on Instagram. Marth sighed with depression. Link and Roy to, along with Pit. "That's strange," Roy noticed. "Marth usally gets mad about these things. He's depressed. . . I think."
"Anyways, how's the backyard," Donkey Kong asked.
"Check for yourself," Yoshi said proudly as he put his hands on his hips. Most of the Smashers left the mansion to check it. "I bet you did horrible since you hate going outside so much," Ike said as he passed Marth by. He didn't reply. Marth found himself catching a dry and fluffy towel. Zelda came to him. "Even if you did bad, you tried." She walked to the backyard. "Why does everyone think so low of me," he cried, annoyed.
Once they got to the backyard, they were all amazed. The entrance to the secret garden was fixed, the stone seats, the fountain, the pillars and pavement were perfect. The backyard looked like a Greek garden. Trees of many kinds surrounded the outside by the fences. Yoshi smiled. "Yep, I planted the trees. . ." Zelda glared at Yoshi. "What?"
"So you're saying that Marth did all of the work?"
"Pretty much!" Scissor kick to the face because Zelda turned into Sheik.
"Now I feel so bad I doubted him," Zelda said feeling ashamed. Ike shrugged. "He might get over it."
The doorbell rang and they all took the back door to go inside. Zelda opened the door and saw Mario and Peach with Destiny. "Hey guys," she greeted. "It turns out my regeneration spell was working at the time so-" Zelda hugged her. "Huh?"
"I'm so glad you're back." Destiny didn't know what to say since it was sudden. "Group hug," Snake yelled everyone started to hug. Samus came inside with another person. Followed by Fransisco and Faithful. "Wow, she sure is popular," Fransisco said.
"Shut up," Destiny ordered. She then recognized that voice and was shocked. "Fr-Fransisco?" He walked up to her and cupped her chin. "Is that a way to greet an old friend? Someone you haven't met for at least 7 years?" She turned red and smacked his hand away. "You make me sick!"
"I see you haven't changed." Destiny turned around and saw her brother and gasped, clasping hands over her mouth. "Rene. . .?" She jumped on him. Causing them to both fall. Destiny calls Drago by his middle name, Rene.
Samus smiled. "I'm so happy you're alive and well! Next time I see Helena, she's going to die and I'm serious." Rene was disturbed. "Yep. This is Athena alright. Oops, Destiny." She got off him and went outside. "Well, I'm going to the backyard-" Faithful put a hand on her shoulder. "We need to talk to you." All their faces were serious. Destiny nodded and went outside.
"Sooo. . . What is it?"
They all looked at each other, deciding if it was a good idea to tell Destiny. "Well, you see that Helena-" Faithful got interrupted.
"What about her," Destiny asked pissed.
"Well, the invaders from Cock Planet are coming. Well. . . Let's just say they're coming to Cocoa Kingdom but. . . I think one of them has a tracking device on you."
". . . The guy with the cat ears. . . is he coming too?" They all nodded. "I hope doesn't love me still because I'm not marrying him, even if he looks cute, sexy. . . Hot. . . I think I'm falling for him!" She panicked. Faithful shook her head with disappointment. "You're so stupid." Fransisco laughed. "Haha! You're so cute when you panic like that!"
"Oh my God! It's not cute. . . Wait a minute, he won't find us with his family if we're in the present time! And besides, if they're going to Cocoa Kingdom, they can't find us.
"You're right," Drago noticed. They all cheered and that's when a huge spotlight formed around the group. "I've finally found you, Destiny."
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu-"
A/N: I hope you enjoyed. Who's the guy from Cock Planet and why does he love Destiny so much? Will the boy Smashers get jealous? What about Fransisco and his love to tease Destiny? Find out in Chapter 8!
Coming Up Next: Chapter 8: Love Octagon