A.N. Before I write this story I want to share how it was born. It all started with me wrongly pronouncing word 'engaged' and realizing how hard it must be to pronounce it for child or a drunk person. For some reason it led me to think of a crying, drunk Sanji trying to tell his friend he got engaged. For another yet unknown reason Law turned out to be the friend. And me being the LawLu fangirl I am, the general idea of this story was born. ^-^

Hope you enjoy it and find at least a bit funny (in good way...) ;}.

Warnings: yaoi – man x man, AU, ZoSan, LawLu, crappy wedding and attempts at humor…

Word count: 2 218

Endaged

"I – I got endaged!"

Law blinked trying to understand what his friend was saying. "What?"

Sanji blew his nose and sniveled several times. "I sa-said I got engaded!"

Brunet nodded his head trying to put up a possible meaning that word could have. "So you got engaged?" The blond vigorously nodded his head trying to stop the tears. "And that's why you're crying your brains out?"

Blond nodded again and suddenly collapsed on the table sobbing even louder than before. "I'm so habby I could dieeeee!"

Law sighed and pushed the drink Sanji was reaching for away. "I thought you don't drink enough to get wasted." The only answer was shrugging shoulders as blond chef once again blew his nose. "And what possessed you into using your friend privileges and bursting into my home when I was away?"

Sanji's puffy red eyes filled with tears and his bottom lip trembled. "You're my only friend Zoro isn't friends with and that moron literally told everyone we knew long before he proposed! Even my old man knew! And I wanted to tell somebody!" Trafalgar sighed at Sanji's rant, good thing he got good at deciphering what he said…

The chef made puppy dog eyes, but luckily Law was completely immune to them and stared at blond. "And why the hell my brother let you in?"

"Kid knew too! He just laughed and told me to wait for you because you will be coming back soon…"

Tattooed man raised an eyebrow. "And you just decided to storm my liquor cabinets while you wait?"

Sanji raised a finger in the air. "I brought the first bottle myself!"

"So you drank two bottles alone?"

Blond leaned on his hand. "Yep, more or less."

A sigh escaped Law's lips. "Should I call Zoro to bring you home?"

Sanji's hand didn't hold out his weight and slipped off making him fall on the table. "Sure… that moron will take an hour to get here with his sense of direction…"

After a quick call to now seemingly Sanji's fiancé Law joined his friend by the table finally noticing the ring that sat on his fourth finger. "Did he manage to be romantic?"

Blond man nodded and sniffed. "He was, in his own dorky way, but it was probably the most romantic thing he had done to me…" He lifted his head up and looked at Law's grey eyes. "Will you be my best man?"

"No."

Sanji fixed a heart broken face. "WHY?!"

Trafalgar narrowed his eyes. "It's too much trouble, too much work."

"But, but you won't be the only one! Luffy is gonna be Zoro's and you will share your position with him! He will help too! Not much, but he has a shed load of contacts and you will only need to do the rest!"

It was a general knowledge (A.N. I'm totally bullshitting this, don't believe it...) that the best men and maids of honor did half of wedding preparation. They helped with setting up the place, decorations, cakes, colors and whatever the wedding needed. With becoming best man Law would promise to be there and replace in preparations Sanji whenever he would break down or get too tired. It simply was too much trouble Sanji was asking from him.

So he tried to avoid it. "Why don't you ask one of your girl friends?"

Sanji only glared at him. "That would be totally awkward and strange, I would rather have you! I use my friendship veto! And it won't be that bad! I will take care of food, I already have suspicion of the place it will be in, there won't be that much for you to do, except stand by my side in the wedding!"

Law sighed, he never was groomsman, not to talk about best man, but he was interested in how the 'wedding madness' went on. "Fine. But it better be true."

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As it turned out - it was total bullshit.

It was only month after the conversation that he was involved in it all and it all started with meeting the other best man.

"Hi!"

His supposed 'counterpart' was almost twenty centimeters shorter than him, had black wild locks, wide forehead, think eyebrows and big brown eyes, there was a think horizon scar under his left eye and his face was a tad bit round making his features in general seem childish and made him even younger than he probably was. But after adding all that into one face he still was a good looking teen, because Law's tongue couldn't overturn and call him a man.

The young man (don't wine, it was improvement! Law can compromise) was wearing blue jeans and a red hoodie and compared to Law's spotter jeans and his own hoodie it wasn't that much of a deal. Except Law was dragged here directly from work by Sanji without any further notice, while Luffy had known about this meeting for at least a week if not more. Well, at least he wasn't going to be the only one informal there.

Finishing his inspection Law met those big brown eyes and grunted his own greeting. The wedding itself wasn't going to be anything grand or big, Zoro and Sanji being a gay couple there weren't any chances of getting married in a chapel or something. But there was going to be a huge reception in a restaurant Sanji co-owned with his father.

And because Sanji said that baking his own wedding cake was weird he decided to buy one instead, the catering was going to be done by his father as a wedding gift. And here they were now – in front of a renowned bakery known for its wonderful wedding cakes, ready to sample cakes.

A cough interrupted Law's thoughts and he blinked breaking eye contact he had been doing with those big brown eyes – and man, Law had never seen such big and brown eyes before – and focused on the teen's face in general. "I'm Luffy."

Law looked down at the extended hand and shook it. "Law. Sorry, I was spacing out."

Luffy grinned at him. "No worries, it happens. Where are Zoro and Snaji? I thought they would already be here?"

Trafalgar, shook his head as he sighed. "Zoro got lost on the way, Sanji went to look for him."

A delightful, loud and cheerful laugh erupted from the smaller male. "Ah, it's alright then, he can't change his lack of direction."

Tattooed male shrugged and finally asked the question that was on his mind. "How old are you? You barely look out of high school and even that is stretching."

Luffy scrunched his nose and folded his arms. "Everyone says that! I'm twenty! Twenty! I'm not that young."

Law chuckled. "Wouldn't have told by your appearance, sorry if I offended you."

A wide grin spread across Luffy's face. "Nah, you didn't, but it would be only fair if you tell me how old you are."

"Twenty six."

The young adult tilted his head. "Not that much of a difference." Somewhat playful smirk appeared on Luffy's face and threw Law completely off, Luffy didn't seem like a guy with smirks like those, it looked quite interesting on that face. "So I heard Sanji roped you into being his best man while being his usual over-emotional drunk?"

Law sighed putting his hand on his eyes. "Don't remind me, he drank my perfectly fine, rare wine."

Younger snorted. "You sounded like such snob just now."

"Maybe I am a snob and you just insulted me?"

"Pffft, yea, right, with that hoodie, jeans and tattoos – which by the way are absolutely neat."

Trafalgar rolled his eyes. "I like my wine good, something Sanji and I share and that bastard knows it."

Their conversation ended there with Sanji pulling up next to them.

(line)

Needless to say the first impression of the other best man for Law was quite good, because angels gracious and devils ruthless, those freaking big brown eyes didn't leave his mind. It didn't help that Luffy was adorably dorky in his own way and lovable in a strange unknown reason. Law did not have crush. Grown men, do not have crushes, they're simply interested.

It didn't help that he certainly didn't have time to pursue equally busy Luffy. With the wedding preparations and all that, let's not forget personal life, job and sleeping time. Sure, there was some stuff to be planned together - the duty of deciding how everything will be decorated – and by everything he meant the car and the hall in which the reception will be held – not that there was much to decorate, but when it's two men trying to do it… well, it gets complicated.

Especially because he knew Luffy found him attractive too, and Luffy knew Law found him attractive just the same. They had kept throwing these glances at another and it was just so ridiculous that they were denying asking each other out because of a wedding. It was not funny.

Law knew Luffy may as well be more busy than him, he had some sort of final tests before summer let him out from college Luffy was attending – Law managed to get out at least some information while they were working together, not that he didn't give an equal amount…

So Trafalgar did everything to make sure that after the wedding – which was due in a week – he will have a chance to put that not-crush into action, he got Luffy's phone number, because of working on wedding knew where the other lived and saw younger male half-naked. Knowing what hid under those clothes was not helping his libido.

Law was very frustrated, the stupid wedding – do not misunderstand Law, he was happy for his friends, he was just annoyed with the fact that he had to be in the preparations – stupid hot body tempting him every other day when they met and stupid knowledge he could have it, but not now.

The surgeon felt like the situation was degrading his brain.

Which is how he explained, losing his control a day before he promised himself to ask Luffy out. It was the wedding day – of course it was the fucking wedding day – when he didn't really understand what was happening until it was too late…

He was helping Sanji with the finishing touches for his white suit – because it was their wedding and they and the pair had to look nice they rented white suits – when Luffy barged in all smiles and happiness. "Zoro is ready! I already put him by the door, so the two of you just need to meet up by the door and go to the whatever person that is getting the two of you married."

The blond takes a deep breath getting ready for the most important moment in his life, but Law doesn't see it at all as his eyes are only focused on Luffy from the very moment the smaller male walked in. Luffy's wearing a very nice smart suit with a red undershirt – the wedding themes are white and red – his tie is hanging loosely around his neck, a bit crooked to the left. His hair is tamed and put into a nice style with hair gel, a tiny amount of make up around his eyes to highlight his beautiful eyes. Law can't help buts tare at the beautiful creature before him.

Sanji flies away to Zoro for a moment of solitude before the big vows and the brunettes are left in the room alone. Without Law noticing Luffy walks closer, giving a small smile. "Will you fix my tie for me?"

And Law doesn't do anything for a moment just stare right into the big brown eyes which are staring right back at him. Then like he's in some sort of trance he leans down and locks their lips together into a mind blowing kiss. It just felt so good that it made way too much of Law's blood rushed out to his groin and a minute after the kiss started he's totally pushing Luffy up to wall, ravishing his mouth, knee between his legs, hands in that perfectly styled hair.

Luffy moans into his mouth and it's just so fucking perfect, he has to draw back and just stare at the shorter brunet. Luffy smiles, seemingly completely innocent except for those plump red lips Law is really tempted to suck on more. Sighing the older man pushed himself away from the shorter, they have places to be, a wedding to run. "Now I ruined my chance, I wanted to ask you out tomorrow."

Luffy breaths out a laugh, sounding quite breathless. "I don't see any problem, you can ask me out now."

There's a knock on the door and Nami's angry voice behind it. "You two better not me doing anything inappropriate in there! I want you out in maximum a minute!"

Trafalgar grabs Luffy's hand and starts walking towards door. "Tomorrow, at five pm, both of us should be sober enough by then."

"I say we dance together tonight."

Law nods absent mindedly – whatever Luffy wants while it involves the two of them was alright in his books, even if the dancing he's suggesting won't be done on a dance floor…

A.N. Alright, I have to confess that I most probably – I don't actually remember – started this fic before December, so yea, finally came around finishing it, now all the new chapters for this fics I have are only ideas, or only barely started, also tomorrow is a school day, so you will have to wait some time and bear with me before I update anything…

I hope you enjoyed this! ^-^