A.N. Yes, a second part to the 'A Letter of…?'. You can all thank the brilliant Paulie MickeyJ who gave me this idea and helped me to write it (she wrote about half of what you're about to read).

Warnings: some writing may seem strange or not go in terms of proper writing, but we tried to make the letters show the character's personality, so any mistakes found are intentional.

Coauthor: Paulie MickeyJ

Words: 1 593

An Answer to…?
(Sequel to 'A Letter of…?')

Luffy watched as his crew went chaotic on the deck with confused stare; what was happening? Why he wasn't invited?! Luffy saw Chopper run out down the stairs from the kitchen with a really thick book mumbling something under his nose as he turned the pages quickly; was someone sick?

Chopper ran into frantically laughing Usopp who was holding his stomach and sitting on the ground, there were several tears in his eyes and he simply couldn't stop laughing. Nami was standing next to him and looking at the sniper with amusement. On the bench surrounding foremast Brook and Franky were singing some song about 'I hate you' in some weird music that didn't match words at all.

Sanji was ignoring it all while leaning on a railing, with his eyes fixed to the sea as he took long drags of his cigarette. Robin was ignoring it all and simply sunbathing on a beach chair with her black sunglasses on her face. Meanwhile Zoro was sitting on the ground, scribing something furiously across the paper with his whole body tense and grip across the pen tight.

With a few last scribbles he took the paper he had been writing on, put it into an envelope, took the sheet that seemed to be quite crumpled and brought it all to a quite confused Luffy who was sitting on Sunny's figurehead watching his nakama with furrowed brows.

"Here." Zoro extended the paper, envelope and a pen. "You got a letter."

The Straw Hat pirate captain stared at his first mate with confusion; no one ever sent him letters. Nevertheless, he still took the offered items and looked down at the crumpled sheet that's seemed to containing the answer to the problem that was the first deck.

Trafalgar Law stared at the seagull standing on the railing next to him with confusion. The bird landed on the ship the moment they resurfaced to fill their oxygen tanks. Taking the letter and watching the bird go Law inspected the letter, on top of it with an elegant scrawl was written the name of his submarine and his name, the sender seemed to be the Thousand Sunny in general and no name specified. Dreading what he was about to find there Law opened the quite thick letter and took out the first piece of paper he saw there.

Dear Law-san,

I find your letter a simply heart-warming piece! Like its lyrics are from an inexperienced artist who is trying to write his first song! The melody is a bit sketchy and needs more work, but the feeling you're converting is beautiful! Would you have been a woman I would ask to see your p***! But alas, you are not, and all I can do for you is to bow down to your pure feelings! I will be eager to see your interaction with Captain-san once you catch up with us! Hopefully until then you will get more in tune with your soul song.

With great respect,
Brook

Hey Law-Bro,

Brook was tuning his guitar with New Lyrics. We began Jamming on the couplet -I Hate You! I read your letter, you are as dense our Captain! Thanks for the lyrics though. It's Suppppppperrrrr... Our Captain is a baka you must have learned it by now, hence you better use the Super Franky Turbo engine I installed in your Submarine to get here. Brook will sing a welcome song for you and Mini Merry and I will use our Battle Frank Mode to create Fireworks when you to talk to Luffy.

Be here Supper Fast! Our Captain is like Aqua Laguna very hard to run away from once he haunts our minds...

Better be Supperrrrr,
Franky.

Dear Heart-san,

I would like to remind you that whatever your intentions are towards our captain, the rest of the crew will serve as witness, no matter if you like it or not. It must be hard having such feeling towards my dear captain, Heart-san, but you must never forget that Luffy always was and always will be the biggest enigma you can find. Which means you shouldn't assume to know the answer to a question you haven't asked. Captain-san was always prone to surprises and you shouldn't lose hope.

Hopefully no Sea Kings will swallow you,
Robin

Dear Fellow Doctor Law,

You need a doctor right now! Right now! I read all medical books on Sunny. But I never saw the symptoms of this unnamed illness you caught. Please come to our ship immediately. But why are you blaming Luffy? He has no illness that is contagious! You need a doctor right now! Right now! I read all medical books on Sunny. Robin is giving me a creepy smile while asking me to check on your illness. I never saw the symptoms of this unnamed illness you caught. Please come to our ship immediately I need to observe you. But why are you blaming Luffy for your condition? He has no illness that is contagious! I am worried how the illness is taking over your brain and making you believe Luffy is actually some disease. Law, as a fellow doctor I request you to come as soon as possible.

I see you are disturbed mentally too. But please don't hate Luffy.
Doctor of Strawhats, Tony Tony Chopper

Dear Doctor-Shi*ty-As*hole,

You better don't mean what I think you're meaning or we will have a LONG chat why that's a bad idea. You should first come around with idea that Luffy probably won't even understand what you're trying to say to him and that your efforts will be useless, but be my guest - try it, maybe you will surprise us. In the meanwhile, hurt our captain or do anything with him without his consent and I will personally castrate you, make souffle out of them and feed it to you, are we clear? I surely hope so.

Be careful with your hands,
Sanji

Hey Heart captain,

Hefty sum? You think you can buy my curiosity for few million belis? Our Captain has a four hundred million bounty and you have four hundred and forty million. I won't accept anything less than thousand million beli. It's just to make me forget about the letter.

Your sickness has only one cure. Use simple words and honesty, but since it is Luffy only plain honesty won't help you. The only way you can capture Luffy's mind and heart is with meat and shiny things.

A bronze statute with something stupid like Franky-robot will make him like you. Speaking of meat it's always his favorite, so there's no way you can go amiss here.

P.S. We won't mind a golden statute in our library.

Don't you dare to do this if Luffy is just a passing frenzy. There's nothing temporary in his life, it's all or nothing. Think before you dream, because your dream might come true.
Navigator Nami at your directions

Dear Tra-guy,

I write this letter to inform you that you're by far the most unlucky man I've ever met. You have two opinions: 1 – Luffy will completely brush you off and you will be left with unrequired feelings and 2 – Luffy will jump on board with the idea of 'curing' you and you will be stuck with him for the rest of your life. Personally I wouldn't like either, but knowing your 'sickness' it will either save you or kill you.

Good luck, you will need it,
Awesome Captain Usoopp

Yo, Mr. Know It All!

You tricked Luffy into pirate alliance. Thanks to you now all the Bounty Hunters of Shin Sekai are after us. Marines will not leave us in peace!

And you - piss off! How dare you write a threatening letter to my Captain and ask us not to read it! If you didn't like Luffy's piracy ways, why make the shitty alliance?

I know he is an idiot, but he is our Captain. If you can't respect him don't write to him. Now you say you're suffering from a disease called Luffy. Is your plan to make the admirals come after us by spreading the news that Future Pirate King has some disease?

Man up and bring your Kikou, my swords are waiting to meet yours. You think talking with Luffy will be easy with us in your path? We won't let you talk and sort it out, you want to harm him with your smarty-pant talks!

Wait, wait, wait, did you say you are thinking about Luffy? Oh no you don't, don't even think of going beyond the alliance! We don't need a moody Pirate Queen who only eats rice balls and hates bread. Shitty Cook makes the best sandwiches!

You piss me off!
Zoro

Dear Traffy,

I so can read! Nobody read your letter for me! Although I did ask Robin to explain me some things you said, but mostly she said I will understand once I see you. So I will wait for you! We stopped our ship from moving and we're waiting for your ship to catch up, so hurry up!

By the way, I can proudly say that I have no diseases! I even made Chopper check just in case and he said I'm fine, so don't go around blaming me because you were careless! But don't worry! Once you're here Chopper will make sure to cure you!

Once you're here we're going to have an awesome party!

S.P. I'm confused about your letter.

Get here quick I want a party!
The Future Pirate King

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