Episode 5
You Can Call Me Pollyanna
Previously on… Survivor…
Haruka was angry with Light over his voting against the plan:
"Light, you're a moron!" Haruka yells. "Why the #$ % would you want Cynthia still around?"
"Because she was a guaranteed Final 3 goat!" Light responds.
"Forget it! You got to wake up and play the game now!"
And when Loly found out the two were looking for an idol, she took revenge by peeing in the rice:
"If I find that idol, someone's going to pay," Loly says. "I'll get sweet revenge at these morons for treating me like trash. I just hope for their sakes that they don't get too hungry… hee hee hee…"
But that was nothing compared to the utter chaos going on at the Crazy Tribe camp:
Anise scowls at Giselle angrily. Then, to mock her, Giselle pretends to start to vomit.
"Anise, get a bag, quick!" Giselle yells, as she pretends to throw up.
"Aaaaaahhhhhh!" Anise screams, as she charges head on into Giselle, knocking her into the bag of rice. The bag spills out and all the rice falls into the sand. Anise tackles the unsuspecting Giselle, who then acts completely innocent as she lies on the ground.
"Look what you did, you little jerk!" Asuka yells. "You just spilled the rest of our rice!"
The bickering continued even as the tribe was about to participate in the immunity challenge:
"We're starving," Anise responds.
"Giselle wasted all our rice!" Asuka shouts.
"I didn't waste it alone!" Giselle shoots back. "We as a tribe all wasted our rice!"
"And now we've got none left!" Haruhi adds.
As a result, they ended up losing the immunity challenge, and more than that:
"So you are about to receive a steep penalty."
"What is it?" Giselle asks.
"You're going to have to give up something in return," Jet states. "I want all of your comfort items, your tarp, all of your fishing gear, everything you've won in previous reward challenges. You guys are starting from scratch."
Meanwhile, there was a tight vote for the other losing tribe, the Brawn Tribe:
"We have a tie."
The double-tie was between Minako and Temari. But with the prospect of having to pick rocks, Silver decided to backstab Temari rather than risk his game on a rock.
"I'm not picking rocks. Send Temari home."
Meanwhile, the Crazy Tribe decided to vote out Giselle, but it was all for naught because Giselle had the idol:
"This idol here – it's not the hidden immunity idol," Kisuke says, and he tosses it in the fire. "And this one here… it is the hidden immunity idol. All votes cast against Giselle will not count."
As a result, Asuka got votes from Giselle and Haruhi and was sent home. 21 are left. Who will be voted out tonight?
Day 13
Crazy Tribe
(Anise, Giselle, Haruhi, Kenpachi, Roxanne)
Roxanne is still picking up pieces of rice from the previous day's brouhaha.
"There are gnats feeding off this rice, and it's a good symbol of what this tribe is made up of – gnats," Roxanne says. "We're rid of one of them with Asuka being gone, but we need to put a flyswatter to a few more – preferably Giselle first."
Giselle, meanwhile, is on the lookout for the hidden immunity idol.
"You know, wouldn't it be funny if they put the new immunity idol right back in the same spot as the last one?" Giselle says. "After all, you wouldn't think to look in the same place twice."
Giselle checks out that same spot, however, and finds nothing.
"Rats!" she says. "I was trying to outsmart the producers."
So she goes all over camp, looking for the idol, but cannot find it. That is, until she comes up with another brilliant idea…
"What if the idol was put where the original fake idol was planted?" she says.
So she goes to the spot where the X was marked on the original map, and she starts to dig.
"Yes!" Giselle says, pulling out the idol. "This is it! My incomparable smarts have led me to another victory! Now no one's going to be able to get me out of here!"
Villains Tribe
(Haruka, Enobaria, Light, Loly, Prussia)
Loly is going snooping around, looking for the idol.
"I really want to find this idol, because it will allow me to cause all kinds of chaos without any fear of retribution," Loly says. "I can get that idol, then do whatever I want! It's so simple!"
At the same time Loly is looking, Light and Haruka have also left camp to go looking for the idol.
"You sure it's in this direction?" Light asks Haruka.
"That's my best guess," Haruka replies. "I can't be sure."
"We could really use this," Light says. "Get back on the same page."
"Speaking of getting on the same page…" Haruka says, "are you sure you want this HELL alliance?"
"I thought it was your idea," Light replies.
"Well, something tells me that Loly isn't quite with us," Haruka states.
"That must be your stomach talking," Light replies. "We need a goat like her. I wanted Cynthia, but you didn't want her along for the ride."
"Of course not!" Haruka says. "Speaking of which, my stomach is upset."
"The rice must be undercooked, that's all," Light says. "Enobaria just isn't a good cook."
Haruka and Light share a laugh, then continue their search for the idol.
"Light and I are a perfect match," Haruka says. "He can do the deep thinking, I can do the brute strength stuff. I can see us sitting together at the end, but we really need to find this idol."
"I like Haruka," Light says. "And I don't like very many human beings. She's a good one, though. I think we're getting along great, and the question will be, do I get rid of her at an opportune time, or stick with her as far as possible?"
Brawn Tribe
(Sango, Minako, Silver)
Silver is very stressed out over the previous Tribal Council, and his decision to turn on Temari.
"It wasn't right what I did," Silver says. "I was selfish. I should have supported Temari."
"It's okay," Minako says. "We're happy with what you did."
"If you hadn't flipped, it might have been me going home," Sango says. "I thank you so much for your choice."
"But it just wasn't fair to Temari," Silver states. "I just can't live with myself for being so selfish."
"I came out here wanting to play a game of integrity," Silver says. "I completely biffed it on that. I failed miserably. When my toes were pushed to the edge, I turned my back on the one who I supported. That's not the way to play the game."
Minako and Sango try to comfort Silver, finding it to be difficult.
"Silver made a really bold move by turning on Temari," Sango says. "He should realize that Temari was the real selfish one, not himself."
But it is of no use, as neither one can console Silver.
"Jasmine never would have let me do what I did!" Silver says, wiping a tear from his eyes. "I know I'm a man, I'm not supposed to cry! But this is too much for even me to take!"
Minako feeds Silver some extra rice, and he is at least able to keep himself from quitting.
"I think Silver was good for not picking rocks," Minako says. "I think he needs to be easier on himself."
"Perhaps Jasmine would be happy with my move, because it gives us a better chance of making more money to support ourselves," Silver says. "We'll just have to see, but I'm not quitting, that's for sure."
Brains Tribe
(Ami, Meilin, Rukia, Tatsuki, Whitney)
Ami seems surprised at Meilin's positivity, as Meilin seems to be oblivious to any potential pitfalls.
"I'm just enjoying this game one day at a time," Meilin says. "No worrying about alliances or anything. Last time I was out here, it was very stressful. I'm just trying to enjoy it this time."
"Aren't you concerned that playing like this will just lead to your downfall?" Ami asks her. "You get voted out, your game is over. There's no repeat for you then."
"I think you're just concerned because you've lost near the end twice," Meilin says. "I refuse to be brought down by your negative thinking."
"I understand looking for the silver linings in everything, but you're being ridiculous!" Ami exclaims.
"You can call me Pollyanna, but I'm just trying to stay positive and love my time out here!" Meilin responds.
"I'm really trying to be a cool cat out here," Meilin says. "If that means being a bit annoying to everybody else, so be it, but I'm going to enjoy every second I've got out here and not worry about playing the game at all!"
This isn't the way Rukia and Tatsuki are thinking, however.
"We've got to make a choice here," Rukia tells Tatsuki. "Ami or Whitney? Which one do we vote out, and which one do we stick with?"
"I see the positives and negatives in both sides," Tatsuki says. "I'm not sure I want to vote out Whitney. I'd like to stick with her. At the same time, I'm not sure I can trust her, what with her going off looking for the idol like that."
"This is going to be one tough decision," Rukia states.
"We need to figure out who we're going with, Ami or Whitney," Rukia says. "And I'm not sure there's a right choice here, only two wrong ones. Meaning that we face a negative reaction either way we go."
All the while, Whitney is holding on to her idol.
"I'm not sure if I'm gonna want to play this thing right away," Whitney says. "But I do know that it's going to come in handy, one way or another. I've just got to find the right time to use it."
Day 14
Villains Tribe
(Haruka, Enobaria, Light, Loly, Prussia)
In the middle of the night, Loly goes off sneaking over to the bag of rice, where she is up to no good once more.
"When you gotta go, you gotta go," Loly says. "Even if it is in the bag of rice."
She then slithers away, hoping no one will notice.
Heroes Tribe
(Candice, Toshiro, Kagome)
That morning, Kagome and Toshiro are cuddled together by the fire, while Candice sleeps in the shelter.
"We really need to win this one," Kagome says.
"You said it," Toshiro replies. "This is a very big challenge for us. If we can get our second win in a row, we'll be in good shape. If not – well, let's not go there."
"I love you," Kagome tells Toshiro.
"I love you too," Toshiro replies, and the two kiss.
"I'm really hoping we can come through with another win," Kagome says. "If we don't win, we're going to be in a lot of trouble."
"Having only the three of us puts us behind the 8-ball, but we can do it," Toshiro says. "We just have to come through at the right time."
Crazy Tribe
(Anise, Giselle, Haruhi, Kenpachi, Roxanne)
It has not taken long for the Crazy tribe to find itself in chaos again. This time, it's Giselle and Haruhi overeating the rice, and Roxanne calling them out on it.
"You can't just keep on eating like this!" Roxanne yells.
"Oh yeah?" Haruhi responds. "Says who?"
"Says Jet!" Roxanne replies. "He's not going to give us more rice if you eat it all up!"
"Would you relax a bit?" Giselle yells. "Loosen your robe a bit. We're just trying to make sure we're fine for the next challenge."
Anise sees the argument, and she joins in.
"You are ridiculous, Giselle!" she yells. "Stop the overeating and start controlling yourself!"
Giselle gets angry, and gets right in Anise's face.
"No, I won't!" she yells. "I want to eat what I want, when I want! And you're not stopping me!"
The two continue to argue, and Roxanne walks away, not having any way of controlling the fight.
"This is madness," Roxanne says. "I don't understand how someone can be as oblivious to reality as Giselle. She's just a stuck-up little brat."
Villains Tribe
(Haruka, Enobaria, Light, Loly, Prussia)
As Enobaria goes to cook the rice that afternoon, she notices that most of it seems to be wet. Then she takes a closer look, seeing it to be yellow.
"Hey, what is this?" Enobaria yells. "This rice has gone bad!"
Haruka and Light walk over to see the situation, and they notice what the matter is right away.
"That looks like someone has micturated all over the rice," Light says.
"But who would have just peed in the rice like that?" Haruka asks.
"Probably not Prussia," Enobaria says. "I would bet on Loly."
Prussia then comes walking over to see what has happened.
"Did you pee in the rice?" Haruka asks plainly.
"No way!" Prussia responds, seeing the rice. "That's totally not awesome!"
The four players then march over to see Loly, who happens to be sleeping out in the sun.
"Loly, you have some explaining to do," Haruka states, waking her up.
"What's the matter?" Loly replies.
"Look at this rice!" Enobaria yells, showing her some of the yellow rice.
"Oh, yeah, that," Loly says. "Well, I had to go, so…"
"So you just went in the rice?!" Enobaria screams.
"Please, Enobaria, I'll handle this," Haruka states.
She then grabs Loly by the collar and confronts her face to face.
"Look, Loly, if you thought this was funny, you've got another thing coming. Cause we're headed to that immunity challenge today and throwing you right out of this game, you little piece of #$%&!"
"Shut the %#$& up!" Loly yells back. "I don't care the %#&$ about your rules!"
"You $&#%! Show some respect!"
"No way!"
Haruka and Loly continue to yell at each other, with Enobaria also adding trying to push her way in and confront Loly. Light looks off into the distance and wonders.
"This is why I wanted to keep around Cynthia," Light says. "Cynthia would have been so much better of a goat than Loly. At least she wouldn't pee in the rice!"
Immunity Challenge
"Come on in, guys!"
The five tribes walk on in, with already chaos going on amongst both the Villains and Crazy tribes.
"Hold it, what's going on here?" Jet asks.
Haruka and Enobaria are shouted down by Giselle and Anise, who are still fighting with each other.
"What is this?"
"Giselle has wasted our rice unwisely, pretty much all on herself," Anise states.
"A little bit on Haruhi too," Roxanne adds.
"Right," Anise says. "And we're running out of rice yet again."
"You guys can't just keep on wasting your rice and hoping for a bailout," Jet says. "This is utterly ridiculous."
"It's her fault!" Haruhi yells, pointing at Anise.
"My fault?" Anise asks. "Excuse me?"
"You should have made it clear that we shouldn't have eaten too much!" Haruhi yells.
"What in the world are you talking about?" Anise yells, while Roxanne is flabbergasted.
"All right, all right," Jet says. "You guys have any rice remaining?"
"A little," Kenpachi breaks in.
"Well, you'll have to go off that," Jet states. "I'm not stepping in to this situation again."
Enobaria then interrupts Jet.
"Excuse me, Jet."
"Yes?" Jet asks.
"We've got a little situation here ourselves."
Jet looks a bit puzzled at first, then he sees Loly.
"Oh no," he says. "Don't tell me, Loly…"
"…peed in the rice," Enobaria states.
"Again?" Jet asks Loly.
"Hey, I had to go!" Loly yells.
"Well, you're about to go again," Jet states. "And I don't mean to the bathroom. For repeatedly breaking rules of the game, Loly Aivirrne, you are officially kicked out of the game. There's no need for a torch ceremony. You can head on out, Loly. You only screwed over yourself."
"This is *#$%!" Loly yells. "Not fair at all! Give me a break!"
"You've had enough chances, Loly, and this is it. Head on out before you lose your cash winnings as well."
Loly throws her hands up, then walks away, still swearing as she goes. The Villains breathe a sigh of relief once she is gone.
"Well, that basket case is finally out of here," Jet states. "And since she is, we can finally get to our immunity challenge."
"Not yet," Enobaria breaks in. "We still need a whole new batch of rice, because of her."
Jet sighs. "Look, I can't keep on giving bailouts. One time was enough. No one else is getting any."
"But Jet!" Prussia yells. "That would not be the awesome thing to do!"
Kagome looks thoughtful, so she speaks up.
"How about you have some of ours?" she suggests.
"What's that?" Light wonders.
"We have a lot of extra rice from rationing it out wisely and having fewer members on our tribe," Kagome states. "Take some of our rice and have it yourself."
"You really mean it?" Haruka wonders.
"Sure," Kagome says, with Toshiro standing behind her.
"Okay," Jet says. "Thank you for the generous offer, Kagome. Following the immunity challenge, we'll send over some of your rice to the Villains tribe. But as for now, I will take back the immunity idols."
Rukia and Candice hand over the immunity idols, but Haruka hesitates.
"We don't have to compete now, do we?" Haruka says. "I mean, we just lost a member."
"Sorry, you will be participating in this challenge," Jet replies. "Loly was kicked out, not voted out. You've got to win to avoid Tribal Council."
Haruka looks flabbergasted as she hands over the immunity idol angrily.
"Thank you. Once again, immunity is back up for grabs. Let's get to today's challenge. We're going to tether you guys together in groups of three. You will then race through an obstacle course to retrieve two balls, colored according to your tribe. You'll then shoot the balls into a basket. First tribe to get both balls into the basket wins immunity. In addition, you are playing for reward. Wanna know what you're playing for?"
"Yeah!" everyone says.
"I've got a choice for you: comfort items or fishing gear. Choose whichever you wish. Two tribes will win reward. All but one of you will win immunity. Worth playing for?"
"Yeah!"
"Crazies, got to sit out two members. Same with you, Brains. Villains got to sit out one. Who's it gonna be?"
"Haruhi and Giselle for us!" Anise yells, before the tribe is even able to get together to talk about it.
"Oh, okay," Jet says. "Brains and Villains?"
The two tribes talk it over.
"We'll sit out Prussia," Haruka states.
"We'll sit out Meilin and Whitney," Ami says.
"Very well then. We'll draw for spots and then get started."
The players gather together and talk over their strategy, then they are tethered together by tribe.
"For immunity and reward! Survivors ready? Go!"
In only seconds, Haruka, Light and Enobaria take a tumble, with all three of them crashing to the ground. Rukia, Tatsuki and Ami stay sturdy, then take a lead as they start through the obstacle course.
"Crazy Tribe, an absolute mess out there!"
Anise scowls back at Jet, then immediately falls for her second time, as Kenpachi is dragging Roxanne and her, all by himself. Meanwhile, the Brawn Tribe starts to take a lead, as Sango, Minako and Silver carefully crawl through the obstacle course.
"Heroes, falling behind early!"
Candice struggles to get up after taking a big hit. Meanwhile, Haruka, Light and Enobaria start to get things going, as they try to catch up.
"It's a big lead for the Brawn!"
Sango, Minako and Silver continue to lead as they zoom through the obstacle course. The Brains Tribe is close behind them.
"Remember, you've got to be in the top two in order to win reward!"
The Brawn tribe gets through the obstacle course, then Sango grabs their first ball.
"You got to get both balls before you can start tossing them!"
The Brains get through the obstacle course themselves, and Rukia quickly grabs a ball.
"The Brains and Brawn really have a lead here!"
The Villains try to catch up, while the Heroes and Crazy tribes are a complete disaster. Kenpachi is literally dragging Roxanne and Anise with him, and it is becoming just a tangled mess amongst those three.
"Kenpachi just hurting his team! Got to work together here!"
The Villains make it through the obstacle course, while Minako grabs the second ball for the Brawn. Tatsuki carefully goes over closer to the second ball, and she is able to pick it up.
"Can't imagine either the Brains or Brawn losing at this point!"
Sango tosses her first ball toward the basket, and it goes right in perfectly.
"Sango with one of two balls for the Brawn!"
Rukia hurries up a toss, and she misses badly. Then Minako hands the second ball to Sango, who tosses it perfectly in a second time.
"And that does it! Brawn… win immunity and reward!"
The Brawn tribe tries to celebrate, and ends up falling to the ground in a heap as they do. Meanwhile, Rukia tries another toss, and misses again.
"Rukia opening the door for the other tribes!"
The Villains quickly scoop up a ball, with Haruka getting the first ball for their tribe. It's then Enobaria who grabs the second ball, while the Heroes finally get through the obstacle course. Kenpachi is still bouncing his tribemates off parts of the obstacle course and causing them to go haywire.
"At this point, Kenpachi is giving his team zero chance at winning!" Jet screams, while making a zero with his fingers.
Haruka shoots her ball at the basket, and it goes in. Rukia then tries shooting her ball, but she is distracted by Light.
"Noonan!" Light yells.
Rukia gets distracted by the "Noonan" and misses her shot. Light then tries a shot of his own, but he misses too.
"This is very close, to see who gets reward!"
Tatsuki shoots the ball instead of Rukia this time, and it goes in.
"Tatsuki makes it! That gives the Brains one more to win reward! Villains also one away!"
Light gives the ball to Haruka, and Haruka tosses it up at the basket, but she misses.
"Villains open the door for the Brains!"
Candice and Kagome quickly gather both balls for the Heroes, but they are too far behind to win reward at this point. Tatsuki tosses the ball up for the Brains, but misses.
"It's very close for reward here! Who will get it?"
Haruka makes another toss at the basket…
"And it's in! And that means Villains… win immunity and reward!"
Haruka gives Light two high fives, and the two celebrate along with Enobaria. Prussia claps from the sideline.
"Don't give up yet, there's still immunity to be won!"
Tatsuki focuses on her shot, then takes it…
"It's in! Brains… win immunity!"
Tatsuki and Rukia both jump happily, and accidentally knock Ami to the ground. They help her up. Meanwhile, Candice takes a shot for the Heroes.
"It's in! One more for immunity!"
Kenpachi, meanwhile, has tried to slow down to help out Roxanne and Anise, but the two are too dazed from hitting their heads multiple times off parts of the obstacle course. Kenpachi then just stands still.
"What are you doing?" Roxanne asks.
"I give up, this challenge isn't for me," Kenpachi says.
"Are you serious?" Roxanne yells. "Get going!"
It is too late though, as Candice takes another shot.
"And that's it! Heroes… win immunity!"
Roxanne kicks Kenpachi angrily, while Candice, Kagome and Toshiro all celebrate in a heap.
"You're a fool," Roxanne scolds Kenpachi, as the tribes get untethered.
"Hey, just trying to win, that's all," Kenpachi says.
"You tried too hard," Anise replies, shaking off the tether.
"Brawn and Villains, come on over here," Jet announces.
The Brawn and Villains members walk over to Jet.
"You've got a choice of fishing gear or comfort items. What's it gonna be?"
"We'll take the fishing gear," Haruka speaks up. "We need food now."
"Very well then," Jet says. "How about you, Brawn?"
"We want the comfort," Sango states.
"Okay then. Brawn, you take the comfort items, while Villains, you take the fishing gear. We'll have a boat delivered to your camp, Villains, as part of your reward. We'll also send over as much rice as Kagome is willing to give."
Kagome laughs. "Not too much!" she exclaims.
"All right, take your immunity idols and get out of here!" Jet jokes, handing over the immunity idols to Haruka and Sango. The two of them help their tribemates gather their reward and head on back to camp.
"And Brains and Heroes, you get immunity as well. Come over here."
Tatsuki and Candice walk over to collect their immunity idols.
"Congratulations, you both are safe from tomorrow's vote; you can head on back to camp."
The Brains and Heroes tribes head on out.
"As for you, Crazies, I got nothing for you except a date at tomorrow night's Tribal Council."
Roxanne glares at Kenpachi as the Crazy Tribe leaves the immunity challenge area.
"I was dead set on voting Giselle – but right now Kenpachi's really got me mad," Roxanne says. "Center. I've got to center myself and think about what Arceus would want me to do."
Villains Tribe
(Haruka, Enobaria, Light, Prussia)
The Villains are quite happy as they come back to camp with their reward.
"We're now the HELP alliance!" Enobaria jokes.
"And we're an awesome alliance!" Prussia adds.
"Well, we got rid of Loly," Haruka says. "It wasn't the prettiest of situations. But thanks to Kagome, and to our physical strength, we managed to come out of the situation only down one member, and with food to spare."
The Villains are thrilled once they find a boat waiting by the shore of their camp, with a small bag of rice sitting in it.
"Kagome was awfully nice to give us that bag of rice," Light says. "It seems as if she's playing the endgame already. That only means we'll have to get her out as soon as we can once the merge happens. These brave Heroes only know to hit and run, and although Kagome got a nice hit on us with her compassion, we're only going to have to come back at her harder."
Day 15
Heroes Tribe
(Candice, Kagome, Toshiro)
Toshiro and Kagome are cuddled around the fire again, but Toshiro has an important question.
"Should you really have given that rice to the Villains?" Toshiro asks her. "I mean, we still have more than enough, but you might have given them an advantage they don't need."
"It's only a small bag of rice," Kagome says. "It'll help them more than it'll hurt us."
"But that's exactly what I mean," Toshiro replies. "That extra nutrition might be just what they need to continue to win immunity challenges."
"Oh, come on," Kagome states. "If we didn't give them that, then they would have starved! They needed something to eat!"
"Let them catch fish," Toshiro says.
"Excuse me?" Kagome replies, getting quite angry.
The two start to bicker back and forth, with Kagome defending her actions, and Toshiro pointing out the strategic problems with it.
"Right now I'm mad at Toshiro," Kagome says. "He is being so unthoughtful by not wanting to give another tribe at least enough rice just to get by. I don't feel like talking to him right now. He's being a real jerk."
"Kagome doesn't realize what kind of danger she put us in by giving that rice to the Villains," Toshiro says. "But I guess she's mad right now, and I'll have to pay for it."
But before long, the two are back to being lovebirds again.
"Hey, I'm sorry about earlier," Toshiro tells Kagome.
"It's okay," Kagome replies. "We all do stupid things sometimes. And maybe you're right about the rice."
Candice simply rolls her eyes.
"Human love – it's so glandular," Candice says. "I was hoping for any chance I could get for those two to possibly crack, but it's of no use. Volkner and I – our romance isn't anything like theirs. We're tight together, and we've stuck together through the toughest times. Oh, well, at least I have this idol."
Crazy Tribe
(Anise, Giselle, Haruhi, Kenpachi, Roxanne)
Anise does not mince words when talking to Giselle.
"I want you out now, Giselle Gravelpot!" she shouts.
"You're mean, Anise!" Giselle yells back.
"Too bad! You wasted our rice and didn't face any consequences from Jet! Now we have to starve thanks to you!"
"There's still enough left!"
Roxanne, meanwhile, is praying to Arceus.
"Oh great Arceus, please help my humble self to know who to vote out. I want only thy will."
She is interrupted by Kenpachi.
"Hey, Roxanne-"
"Silence! I'm trying to pray to Arceus. Don't bother me."
"Well, Anise and I have to talk to you."
Anise walks over to join Kenpachi and Roxanne, and the Gym Leader sighs.
"Fine, what is it?" she asks.
"First of all, Kenpachi would like to apologize for his foolish behavior in the challenge!" Anise announces.
"What?" Kenpachi asks.
"Come on, just apologize!" Anise shouts.
"I'm Captain of Squad 11!" Kenpachi exclaims. "I just want to fight someone! Are you going to fight me?"
"Forget it," Anise says. "Roxanne, we need to talk about who to vote for!"
"Excuse me, but I am going to pray to Arceus to find out who to vote for."
"Just vote for Giselle!" Anise yells. "It makes the most sense!"
"I shall find out from Arceus himself."
Anise pouts. "Booooo!"
"Roxanne is so stupid!" Anise says. "She just wants to pray to some Pokémon to figure out her vote. It doesn't make any sense to me!"
Roxanne continues to pray, while Kenpachi and Anise get bored and go to try to fight for some rice from Giselle and Haruhi.
"I only trust Arceus," Roxanne says. "I don't trust any mere human beings. Kenpachi and Anise only care about their personal feelings. They don't look at the big picture."
By the time Kenpachi and Anise get back to the shelter, they see that Giselle and Haruhi have cooked all of the remaining rice.
"Hey, want some rice?" Haruhi asks.
"You morons!" Anise yells. "That's the rest of our rice!"
"Yeah, and we're eating it now!" Giselle responds. "After all, the merge is tomorrow!"
"One of you won't be at the merge, then!" Anise shouts.
"Giselle is so short-sighted!" Anise says. "She thinks she knows when the merge is going to be. And yet she's going to try to get herself voted out. I just don't get her!"
"What Anise doesn't know is that I have the hidden immunity idol!" Giselle says. "So they try to vote me out, and poof! I pull out the idol, and I stick around. But who should I vote for? That's the $64,000 question!"
Tribal Council
(Crazy)
The Crazy Tribe enters the Tribal Council, with their torches ablaze. They set them down and wait for Kisuke Urahara, their co-host, to address them.
"Sorry to see you guys here," Kisuke says. "It seems like only yesterday you were unstoppable, winning every single challenge. Now you've lost two straight."
"It's her fault!" Haruhi and Anise yell at the same time, with Anise pointing at Giselle and Haruhi pointing at Anise.
"Okay, whose fault?"
Haruhi and Anise start arguing, and Kisuke motions to quiet them down.
"Enough bickering. One at a time. Haruhi?"
"Anise has just yelled at us nonstop the last few days!" Haruhi complains. "She's such a pain in the butt!"
"Excuse me, but there's been reason for my yelling!" Anise responds.
"And what would that reason be?" Kisuke asks.
"Giselle and Haruhi are just wasting our rice, left and right!" Anise complains. "We are now officially out of rice, after Giselle and Haruhi gobbled up the last of it this evening! And that's after we bartered with Jet for more rice! It's utterly ridiculous!"
"Indeed it is," Kisuke says. "I can't believe you managed to waste all your rice… twice. This is a feat done by no other tribe in Survivor history. Simply a big embarrassment for everyone involved."
"Well, it isn't us doing it!" Anise shouts, pointing at herself. "Roxanne and Kenpachi are innocent in this! The ones at fault are over there! Giselle and Haruhi!"
"What do you two have to say for yourselves?" Kisuke asks.
"We're just trying to have ourselves ready for challenges!" Haruhi responds.
"Indeed!" Giselle adds. "And we are also calculating the time of the merge to be very near. So we want to eat all the rice up before the merge happens!"
"You two seem to me to just be selfish," Kisuke says. "And I know it's just my opinion, but this type of behavior is a real embarrassment to the game of Survivor. You're sent out here to survive under the conditions, not to eat everything in sight and then beg for bailouts. This isn't a buffet, it's Survivor. I do not have the right to throw you out of the game for this, as Jet does. But we've seen one player thrown out of the game already, and another two could be on their way. This is a strict warning for you two. Any more wasteful behavior, and you'll be sent home."
Giselle shakes her head, while Haruhi pouts. The two of them are both crestfallen.
"Now, we've got a vote to get to. It's clear that Giselle and Haruhi are the two targets tonight. Which one will the rest of you go after?"
"I have prayed for guidance regarding this vote," Roxanne states. "I know that Arceus will help me make the right decision."
"I hope so, for your sake," Kisuke says. "Kenpachi, any worries that your poor performance in the challenge will cost you?"
"None," Kenpachi states. "Everyone here knows my strength!"
"As for you, Giselle, on the other side of this debate, how do you fight back?"
"We'll see…" Giselle responds with a smile.
"Does that mean that you have a hidden immunity idol?"
"Possible!"
"Anise, if she does have an idol, what happens with your votes?"
"Well, we've only got 3 against 2, so we can't really split the votes," Anise says. "But we're also taking into consideration that Giselle might give the idol to Haruhi, if she thinks we know she has it."
"So you think she has it?"
"Absolutely!"
Kisuke begins to chuckle.
"I can't believe this has happened again," Kisuke says. "You guys are just too much."
"That's right, we're not stupid enough to think Giselle doesn't have the idol! We know she went out looking for it, and found it!" Anise shouts.
Giselle simply keeps a thoughtful smile on her face.
"Well, this is an interesting turn of events. If you think you're in trouble, Giselle, you better play that idol, if you indeed do have it. In the meantime, it is… time to vote, and Anise, you're up first."
The Tribal Council theme "Tally the Vote" plays as the players go to vote.
Anise goes to vote.
"Actually I have no idea who even has the idol, if anyone!" Anise says, casting a vote in secret. "I was only bluffing!"
Giselle goes to vote.
"You're mean, Anise!" Giselle says, casting her vote. "And that's why I'm sending you home!"
Haruhi goes to vote.
Kenpachi goes to vote.
Roxanne goes to vote.
"This is the vote I was guided to cast, according to Arceus," Roxanne says. "May Arceus have mercy on your soul, if you even have one."
"I'll go tally the votes," Kisuke says.
Kisuke goes over to the voting booth, grabs the votes, rearranges them, then returns to his usual spot in front of the players.
"If anyone has a hidden immunity idol, and you would like to play it, now would be the time to do so," Kisuke states.
Giselle looks around, while everyone else looks at her. She wiggles in her seat, but decides not to make a move.
"Okay. Once the votes are read, the decision is final, and the person voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately. I'll read the votes."
Kisuke pulls out the first vote.
"Anise."
Anise gives a pouty face.
"Anise. Two votes Anise."
Kisuke pulls out the next vote slowly.
"Haruhi."
Haruhi looks mad.
"Haruhi. That's two votes Haruhi, two votes Anise, one vote left."
Haruhi looks over at Giselle angrily.
"Ninth person voted out of Survivor: Crazy All-Stars…"
Kisuke opens the vote slowly.
…
…
…
"Haruhi Suzumiya."
"Giselle! Why didn't you give me your idol?"
"Excuse me?" Giselle replies. "Do I even have one?"
"Haruhi, it's time to bring me your torch."
Haruhi pouts as she gets up to grab her torch.
"Haruhi, the tribe has spoken. It's time for you to go."
Kisuke snuffs out Haruhi's torch, and Haruhi pouts off into the sunset.
"You guys are a real handful. I don't know what you'll do without any food, because there are no Jet Black bailouts coming your way. Grab your torches, head back to camp, good night."
The players grab their things and head back to camp.
"You know, if Giselle just gives me her idol, our alliance stays two strong, and we get Anise out," Haruhi says. "That is, if she even had one. Did she have one? Oh, I don't know! I just wish I hadn't been voted out!"
Who voted for whom:
Anise – Haruhi
Giselle – Anise
Haruhi – Anise
Kenpachi – Haruhi
Roxanne – Haruhi
Scenes from our next episode:
It's such a perfect day for Light and Haruka:
"I'm telling you, Haruka, we get to the merge with four, one of us two wins," Light says.
"I like the way you think," Haruka replies.
While Meilin keeps the others hanging on:
"Yes, I'm really refusing to vote with any of you," Meilin says. "I'm going to vote for the person I think has no chance of going home."
"Are you insane?" Ami says. "This is why I can't ever win this game! Random players like you!"
And Giselle reaps just what she has sown:
"Crap!" Giselle says. "There's no merge! And now I've got to starve! Is this game really worth it?"