I was so busy at the time, so I didn't get to do anything. Anyway, I'm back and I'm starting a new chapter! (I'm falling back on my duties…)
"Opposite Lives"
Chapter 3-"Range of Fire"
Vegeta's(Goku) head was spinning. He can't do this! Not with Bulma! It's suicide!
"B-Bulma, I d-don't think I-"
"C'mon, Vegeta! You love this, don't you?"
Oh great. The real Vegeta didn't tell him he liked sex! He thought that seeing them arguing a lot means they don't do it often. Man, they're confusing! They were already in the bedroom. Bulma finally let him go and headed for the bathroom.
"Sit down and relax, Vegeta. I'll be back!"
There weren't any chairs in the room. Sit on the bed? The bed?! Bulma's bed?!
"I'm not ready for this!" he shuddered.
Frantically, Vegeta(Goku) reached for the phone and dial in his home number. He listened impatiently as the phone rings. And rings, and rings.
"Answer the phone, Vegeta! Please!"
"Hello. This is Goku."
"Yes! Vegeta, I have a problem with-"
"We're not here at this time. If it's important, please leave your message at the beep.beep"
"Damn it all!" Vegeta(Goku) roared, slamming the phone to pieces.
"I'm almost ready, Veggie!" Bulma shouted out of the bathroom door.
"Okay, Bulma!" Vegeta(Goku) smiled, "I'll be waiting!"
I have to get out of here! He gritted his teeth, thinking of an idea. Oh! Instant transmition! Why didn't he think of that before? He put two fingers on his head and concentrated. It was taking too long to warp out of the room. Vegeta's brain was too complex! It took long, but he finally managed to escape just in time for Bulma to come out of the bathroom in her underwear to see an empty bed.
Meanwhile…
Goku(Vegeta) was at home, enjoying the view outdoors through the window as Chichi looked for something suitable to wear in her husband's terms. Everything was peaceful until Vegeta(Goku) sped toward him In a brutal kata and almost slammed into him, sending both of them into the living room.
"What the hell are you doing here, Vegeta?! " Goku(Vegeta) growled at him, getting up from the impact.
"Didn't I tell you to smile a lot, Kakarot? You're messing up the plan!"
"Answer, fool! What are you doing here? Can't you see I'm busy?"
"Busy doing what? Spacing off like I usually do? Thinking about food? I liked the last fantasy I had! It was with ice cream elves-"
"Shut up!"
While they were arguing, Chichi came back downstairs in a red and white kimono that stopped below her waist. Vegeta(Goku) froze. Is that really Chichi? She changed everything! Hair, outfit, even her attitude was different!
"Is this one good enough for you, Goku?" she blushed.
"You call that short?! Try another kimono!"
"I-I can make it shorter…" she blushed even more, her eyes staring at the floor.
"Well do that, Chichi! Save us the trouble!"
"Okay, Goku." She smiled and returned upstairs to their bedroom. Vegeta's(Goku) jaw dropped at the situation.
"What did you do to my Chichi?!"
"I made her better for you." Goku(Vegeta) smirked.
"Hey! You're not supposed to smirk! I smirk! Not you!"
"Oh please! She appears to like the new me. So, how's Bulma?"
Vegeta(Goku) blushed. He doesn't want to talk about it. Seriously, Bulma was going to rape him!
"She's fine. Everything's fine with her." He lied, scratching the back of his head. Goku(Vegeta) narrowed his eyes on the idiot.
"She had sex with you, didn't she?"
"No! No!" he wave his hands frantically, "She nearly had sex with me! What am I going to do?!"
Goku(Vegeta) folded his arms, chuckling.
"I'm supposed to do that, Goku!"
"Again. Shut up! If you have problems with Bulma in that department, just go with the flow, Kakarot-I mean, Goku." Goku(Vegeta) corrected himself and then replied, "You're in my body, so just do it! Since your wife is pretty enough to look at, I am planning to plow her tonight."
"What?! You can't do that! Only I'm supposed to do it!"
"I'm in your body, baka! You can't have sex with her in my body! You'll freak her out!"
Vegeta(Goku) snickered, "So you're a freak! You admitted!"
"Shut up, fool! You know what I mean!"
"Okay, okay, but one more thing…"
"What?"
"Just don't hurt her…"
"… You're no fun when it comes to sex, Kakarot."
"You were going to do it?!"
"No,no…" Goku(Vegeta) lied. Too bad the real Goku can't see it.
"Okay." Vegeta(Goku) flew off, a worried look on his face as he think of what the real Vegeta in his body would do to his beloved Chichi…
Morning came, along with guilt. Vegeta(Goku) still didn't have sex with Bulma last night. He was too scared. They've been friends for decades, so it's a problem to him. Vegeta and Chichi, on the other hand, barely know each other, so it's easy to just 'jump and hump' (if you know what I mean). He went downstairs into the kitchen to see a depressed Bulma reading the newspaper and sipping coffee.
"Morning, Bulma."
"Morning." She replied, still looking at the newspaper. Vegeta(Goku) didn't like the look on Bulma's face. He had to get things straight again.
"Um, Bulma, about last night…"
"No, it's okay. I shouldn't have done that."
"It's not okay! I ditched you! That was a terrible thing to do and I'm sorry."
Vegeta(Goku) lowered his head , filled to the brim with grief and guilt. Bulma was touched by the the apology. The old Vegeta would just say, 'I'm getting bored of the same thing' or something like that. This Vegeta expressed so many feelings.
"I really hope you could forgive me-" he pleaded right before Bulma kissed him. It was sweet, soft and light, like a marshmallow. Chichi never kissed him like this, but she will learn how to, since she's in Vegeta's hands. The kiss caught him by surprise, and so did something else. He quickly broke off the kiss, his face red hot from his reaction.
"I-I got things to do…" he stuttered, holding his pants, "Training and stuff... See you later!"
Bulma smiled as a frantic Vegeta, which is really Goku, sped off into the gravity room. He may act strange about the sex thing, but as long as he's sensitive, she prefers him this way.
That's the end of Chapter3! SIGH I finally got another chapter typed down so don't panic!