The Mobius High Times

by Snowdunk

Mobius High School's hottest newspaper is finally published! The paper has a wide variety of stores like: news, student opinions, features, sports reports, entertainment, and all articles in between. Enjoy a cup of hot coffee as you read the student newspaper for Mobius High School (where Sonic, Tails, Amy, Knuckles and everyone else in the Sonic Universe attend).

5. Advice Column 1

Dear Mobius High Advice,

I have been trying to get this guy I like to notice me for a long time now, but he acts like he never sees me! We have the same friend group and I know all his favorite foods and I try to talk to him all the time. What can I do to get this blue hedgehog to see me?

-Rosy the Rascal

Dear Rosy the Rascal,

It seems to me like you are trying too hard to get this guy. Maybe you should ease off and even ignore him from time to time. Playing hard-to-get sometimes can work, and he will definitely notice your change in character.

-Mobius High Advice

Dear Mobius High Advice,

I am really nervous for one of our upcoming games. As tough as I am, I still have fears that I will not be able to help out my teammates. I don't want to throw the game for my team. What can I do to be a better player?

-Tougher Than Leather

Dear Tougher Than Leather,

Being worried about your performance in any sporting activity is natural. We all want to win and do not want to let our team down. If you want to guarantee you are a valuable player then you should practice, practice, practice. That may seem a bit cliché, but practicing really does improve performance. That is not my opinion either; that is scientifically tested fact. Good luck on your next game, and with more training, you shouldn't need luck at all!

-Mobius High Advice

Dear Mobius High Advice,

I am a new teacher who wants the best for her students. I have all the necessary training and degrees to teach, but I don't know what I could do if my students acted out or had no motivation to learn. What should I do if this problem was ever to happen?

-Compassionate Rabbit

Dear Compassionate Rabbit,

It is true that some students at Mobius High are not focused on learning. Some may sleep during lectures, cheat off other students, or even skip class. The best thing to do is to give warnings to those students, and if they don't shape up, a detention is a fine punishment. If all else fails, sending an insubordinate student to the office is always a final solution. Principal Robotnik has a way with convincing his students to stay on the task of school and not cause trouble.

-Mobius High Advice