Chapter 2: Stuck with YooYee
Fuel was running quite low for both Chris and Chef, as Chef checked how much fuel was left the plane was heading down.
"Why are we going down, we haven't reached the coordinates yet" said Chris.
"Hey, do you want to crash?" asked Chef.
"No" replied Chris.
As Chef made a rough landing, Chris got out of the plane and began to look around, it was a vast desert as they got out.
"Uh, I thought Vlad stated we should be in mainland China, I didn't know they have a desert" said Chris.
"They do" said Chef.
"Then how are we going to find his contact?" asked Chris.
"Hmm, looking back on my days in the military, I could trace where he could be" said Chef.
Chris ended up following Chef through the desert and ended up near a mountain.
"You mean I have to climb that?" asked Chris.
"Yes you do" continued Chef.
"Aw!" whined Chris.
Meanwhile for Tails and Sonic, they were heading back to their home island, Tails quickly ran off and bumped into Sticks.
"Hey Tails, saw the win on television is that the prize loot?!" asked Sticks.
"Yes, I'm trying to keep it safe" said Tails, "I need to construct the ultimate safe."
"The ultimate safe, but wait, don't tell me some nasty villains are chasing you right?" asked Sticks.
"Sticks how paranoid are you, we ditched them back in Australia" said Sonic.
But Sonic couldn't be more wrong, a gas grenade was tossed out of nowhere which put the three out. When they woke up, an odd small old man was there with a woman with the suitcase.
"Hey that's mine!" cried Tails.
"Can it fox" replied the woman.
"Who are you?" asked Sonic.
"I'd like to introduce myself as Professor Calamitous and this is my daughter Beautiful Gorgeous, Viper was smart enough to put a tracking device on your plane so that we can follow by stealth, we're off with the money that's what we came for!" laughed Professor Calamitous, "Ta, ta!"
"Ha, I knew I was right, after them!" cried Sticks.
"Sticks, we have to come up with a plan!" cried Sonic.
Sonic couldn't stop Sticks despite how fast he was as Sticks was able to follow the duo whom were heading toward their stealth jet.
"Hand it over, that's Tails' money!" roared Sticks.
"Buzz off badger!" roared Beatiful Gorgeous.
"And what if I don't?" asked Sticks.
"Start the engines dear" laughed Professor Calamitous.
The engines of the stealth jet began and Sticks was on top of it as the hatch closed before she could stop them. She began to pound her fists against the glass of the cockpit hatch which Beatiful Gorgeous and Professor Calamitous both began to make faces at her which only agitated her even more.
"Ha, ha, you lose, you lose, you lose!" laughed Professor Calamitous.
The stealth jet took off with Sticks on top of it, Beatiful Gorgeous was going to do her best to force Sticks right into the sea below, for Sonic and Tails they headed back to the Tornado where they began to quickly race after them.
"She's not falling off!" cried Beatiful Gorgeous as she did a manuever stunt with the stealth jet.
"Blast!" cried Professor Calamitous.
"Looks like we're also being followed" said Beatiful Gorgeous as she noticed both Sonic and Tails in the Tornado.
"Time to get my prize money back!" roared Tails.
"Yea, let's show them" added Sonic.
As the two planes caught up with each other, Sonic leaped right onto the stealth jet.
"Darn now that blue hedgehog is on our stealth jet!" cried Professor Calamitous, "Do a spin with the stealth jet to make both of them go into the water!"
"Well worth the motion sickness" replied Beatiful Gorgeous.
Beatiful Gorgeous indeed did spin the stealth jet around which Sonic and Sticks both were caught by Tails as he flew the Tornado right under just in the nick of time.
"Darn it, they still have your prize money!" cried Sticks to Tails.
"I wonder how the others are doing" said Tails.
For the others back in Australia they were cleaning up what HYDRA left behind after the surprise attack.
"This is all your fault" said Wolverine as he pushed Deadpool down.
"My fault, how would I know that my creation would call HYDRA?" asked Deadpool.
"Because you are you" continued Wolverine.
"I thought he'd just call Bob, that's all" continued Deadpool.
For Phineas and Ferb they had transformed themselves into the Beak once again and were able to clean up the mess left by HYDRA.
"Thank you" said Reed Richards who was smart enough to know who was within the Beak, "your secret is safe with me."
"Uh, no problem" said Phineas speaking as the Beak.
For some of the other contestants, Billy wished he could have helped.
"I wonder where the heck was Grim in all of this, he should have come here a long time ago and transformed me back into Captain Spring Green where I can show those HYDRA guys who's boss" said Billy.
"You mean annoy them and give them treats?" asked Mandy.
"Hey, don't make fun of Captain Spring Green like that" continued Billy.
Grim indeed soon came out of a portal and noticed the carnage was over.
"Ah, I wanted to see more people get beaten up, I was too busy watching that marathon back at home" continued Grim.
"Grim, where the heck were you, I wanted you to change me into Captain Spring Green and show off these villains and heroes" said Billy.
"Fine" sighed Grim as he took out his scythe and changed Billy into Captain Spring Green instantly, "there you go, now leave me alone and let me get back to me marathon."
Wolverine was indeed about to know someone more annoying than Deadpool, a certain Captain Spring Green who began to squek his way toward him.
"What is that annoying sound?" asked Wolverine.
"Hey, it's not from me" continued Deadpool which everyone looked at him, "well it's not."
"Hi fellow superheroes" said Billy.
"Wade, I think you're no longer the most annoying one among us anymore" said Wolverine.
"Yea, you got dissed by me on that" laughed Billy.
While Billy was annoying everyone with his powers, both Chris and Chef were still hiking up the mountain and were getting quite tired doing it.
"Man, now I see how the rest of the Total Drama contestants feel when we put them through this" sighed Chris as he reached a point on the mountain to rest.
"Hmm, I can tell from my military training that we could be so close" continued Chef.
"How close could you mean by that?" asked Chris.
Suddenly a bunch of ninjas popped up pointing their weapons at both of them.
"Intruders, you shall come with us to our leader" said one of the ninjas.
"Yea, will your military training get us out of this one?" asked Chris in a sarcastic mood to Chef.
As both of them were taken, they were taken to a secluded village and to the main building of the village where a certain YooYee was there.
"I have forseen your arrival, because I know who both of you are" continued YooYee.
"And who the heck are you?" asked Chris.
"I'm YooYee, Vlad Master's client and I detest that Sheen for being on your reality series" continued YooYee.
"You detest Sheen and might I question why?" asked Chris.
"He was selected as the Chosen One of my former village" said YooYee who showed the display of what Sheen could do with his leg.
"Really, you're upset because he could do that, why not come on my show for this season if you can get us to Latveria, we kind of ran out of fuel for our plane" continued Chris.
"Excellent idea, but first I must ponder about this" continued YooYee who began his rants.
"Vlad didn't tell us about this part" whispered Chef to Chris.