A.n: hey guyz! thankies for da one review toasterama! tho I wish I cud replie but ur on guest thik. but her is mai new chappie so I hop u enjoie my smexii fanftrol!

"sssssso wait, are u fo' realssssss?" I asked keenly. he nodded shyely and blushed purpel wildely/madely. i nodded in acceptance and smiled hawtly. I notteced thatt his bulge had gotten a lil bigger but it didnet matta now. i had a date to prefer for!

i squeed for a few moments to only see I got a new pester message. it was from feferi!

cuddlefiashCuler pestered sexyAlternean:

CC: H-EY RAV-EN-E! bitc)( i )(AT-E you! glubb 38(

you are pretty and sexii and you stole bot)( of my men!

SA: itssssss not my fault that I'm perfect in every way! GOG.

SA has ceased pestering CC.

I threw a handful of sopor at teh wall in a fit of sexii rage.

"WHY AM I SO PERFECT?!" i scraemed. right then I recieved 4 pestears from karket, sullox, eriaden, and equies about how they thought I waes perfect. i kicked my recuperrcooen and screamed. why did gog make me do damn sexi and haeve big boobs? i decided to play a humen song on my guiter to relieve stress.

I begun to sing black paraed by MCR (an amazing band!) in teh most beetiful voice EVAA! i sang amazingely. my nayboores cheered wildelly and I theanked them.

for the daet I decieded to die some red straeks into my hair and dye my side sweept bangs white. i than dug thru my closet for an outfit. i got a dress in my closet. it was liek miku's from alluering secert black vow. i also got sexii high heels.

i put those thangs on and I staerted to put my makeup on. i put whitte foundation on even thouh I already haev white skin cause im a rainbow drinka. I then put on lotz of black eye liner and neon bleu lipstick. i went to the hot pink piano in my large elegant gothic restroom and began to play beautifully. I finished awesomely and strutted around the bathroom. I then waent to the kitcgen and eat sum booberry crunch.

i turned my troll tv on and flipped it to fox-beast channele. the show playing was the troll-Simpsons and I waetched it for a few minutes. then the doorbell to mai hive rung and I walked seductivellly to teh door.

it was eridan in a sexii tux! he had black roses and in the middle one rainbow one.

"thosssssse are awessssssome!" i said as I took them into my house and he followed me. Aftere I put the roeses in a vass I turned around he started to kiss me hard. I kissed him all sexii like back and shit and he was getting a bulge agian. he started to touch my big boobs until all da sudden.

"wHAT THE FUCK?!" tavros yelled. I gasped and eriaden was all like oh crap. Tavros came overe and started beating the shit out of eriaden. I shreiiked veray loudly, "ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSSSSSSHIT."

there! c: I hop u enjoied! plz review! btw sorry for spelling!