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Note: I think this chapter is on the suck(ish) side, so I apologized in advance. But I just had to write it for the story to progress. And also I think I'm going to stop trying to get inside Hiruma's brain he's getting a bit OOC.

Mamori was walking along the corridors of the Teaching department of Saikyoudai University. As she was walking, she can't help but notice that someone was following her. She looked back and found no one. Maybe she was being paranoid. She was sleeping less this couple of days, Hiruma being as bossy as ever. Not that she was complaining, it gave them more excuse to spend time together. People were starting to notice those extra times they spend together.

He was already a casual resident in their house, the 4th family member of the Anezaki household. She even got used to sleeping beside him, cuddling with him and waking up to see him in a manner where no one else had ever saw. It was one of the things she looked forward to in the morning. It was a rare gift to see him in a peaceful manner. A time where he paused being a demon and start being human. That made her love him even more.

Due to her lack of attention to her surrounding, Mamori accidentally bumped into someone. Her things were dropped, and she stumbled backward a bit but not enough for her to hit the floor.

"Sorry." She muttered the words as she picked up her things.

"It's fine Anezaki-san." A hand brushed past hers' as she was picking up her things. The person she had bumped earlier handed her, her things. She accepted it and they both stood up.

"Doumo arigatou"

"It's nothing Anezaki-san."

"Eh you know me?"

"Of course, we have classes together." The guy stated nonchalantly. She blinked, and tried to remember. His face was not all foreign to her, but she can't say also that he was familiar to her. Mamori tilted her head sideways. No matter how hard she tries, she could never imagine him being her classmate.

"I sit beside you during Calculus." No, the guy was still foreign to her.

"I'm sorry but I really can't remember you." She apologized and he gave her a smile in return.

"Matsunaga Aiban." He inquired.

"Yes of course. Matsunaga-san arigatōgozaimashita. I should get going now."

"How about we go together Anezaki-san?" he offered. She paused for a while, thinking about it. She nodded, there was no harm in it.

Later that day, Matsunaga-san offered to walk Mamori to the clubhouse. She declined of course, she barely know the guy. But the guy was so persistent that no matter how she shakes him off, he would just follow her around like a lost puppy. So evidently, he had walked her to the clubhouse. The moment she stepped inside the clubhouse, Hiruma raised his eyebrow and glared at Matsunaga-san. It irked Hiruma a thousand more, that the guy introduced himself to everyone. He did however manage to save the guy's name in his mind.

Hiruma ordered everyone to go to practice and they all did. He waited for the Matsunaga guy to go the hell out of his sight but the guy was thick headed. He just stood there, waiting for Mamori to come out from the changing room. Hiruma decided he would call the guy fucking stalker like the creepy stalker that he truly is.

During practice, the fucking stalker was still there sitting beside Mamori. It distracted him, the way the fucking stalker sat at close proximity to his girlfriend, the way he talked to her as if they know each other well. Hiruma shouted more, shoot more, and practiced more just to keep his mind out of reach.

When practice was almost over, Hiruma decided to take a mini break. He walked towards his girlfriend but soon his head exploded at the sight of the fucking stalker and his girlfriend laughing. As soon as he was near enough, he kicked the training cones on the ground targeting the fucking stalker. He didn't manage to hit the intruder but hit Agon-san's back, after all these years Hiruma's kick still hadn't developed precision. Agon was going to fight with Hiruma but he decided not to when he saw the look on Hiruma's face, he laughed.

"Trash." Was all he said.

Hiruma grabbed the towel that was always reserved for him. It was always placed at her lap instead of being with the other towels beside her. She was caught off guard with his hand snaking its way to the towel, almost made her think that Hiruma was being perverted in front of everyone. But she understood right away his actions as soon as she saw him wiping his sweat with the towel. He snickered when he got her attention towards him and signaled her with their version of Morse code (their hand signal).

'Get that fucking stalker away from here'

'Technically I'm not your girlfriend on the school grounds'

'Fucking stop flirting with that fucking stalker in front of me' then Hiruma went back to practice which earned him a smile from Mamori.

'His jealous' she thought to herself. It's not like she deliberately planned for Matsunaga-san to come with her and stay during practice. And it was not like she was flirting with him. To be honest she was starting to find him in the annoying side but she was polite enough to keep it to herself. And besides it was a bit fun to see her boyfriend get jealous, he was cute that way.

"What were you talking about Anezaki-san?" Matsunaga-san inquired.

"Just Amefuto" she lied, she was not stupid enough to say the real content of her and Hiruma's private conversation. She stare at her boyfriend, by the looks of it he was not just jealous. He was also irritated enough to run himself out of plastic bullets. She reckoned she should walk up to him and sooth his mind but changed her mind and sat still. Matsunaga-san was talking to her, about things that didn't mean a thing to her. It was supposed to be a joke that she didn't find funny.

Everyone was gone by the instant Hiruma called it a day. Well not really everyone since the fucking stalker was still there. No matter what Hiruma does, the fucking stalker won't just get it. The fucker was so dense. Hiruma was walking back towards the clubhouse when he saw Mamori and the fucker talking before the door. It was one of Hiruma's many lovable (?) characters to eavesdrop on everyone. And it gives him more reason to do so when it comes with his fucking girlfriend.

"Eh?" he heard Mamori questioned in surprise.

"Would you go out with me Anezaki-san?" the fucking stalker said in a loud voice. Instead of fuming, Hiruma just stood there unmoving. He laughed to himself and quickly his laughed boomed loud enough to get the fucking stalker and Mamori's attention.

"Youichi!" Mamori looked at her boyfriend surprised.

"Kekekeke, confessing are we now fucking stalker?"

"Hiruma-san" Matsunaga-san replied sheepishly. Hiruma got his menacing look which made Mamori sighed in defeat. Just like Sawada-san, Matsunaga-san was going to get his life in chaos.

"Kekekeke" Hiruma laughed all the way to the clubhouse.

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Matsunaga-san walked along the many corridors of Saikyoudai University with a black eye to show for. Upon seeing him like that, Mamori felt a pang of guilt. It was not like, she knew exactly what had caused that black eye but she was certain it had something to do with Hiruma. She was going to approach to him and apologized for whatever it was but the moment he saw her, he panicked and ran away as if she got the plagued.

At that exact moment, there was a loud boom that was heard at the entire Saikyoudai. If she had to guessed, she was betting it was Hiruma with a loud bazooka doing something God knows what. 'The perks of dating Hiruma Youichi' she thought.

"Announcement to all of you fuckers." It was Hiruma's voice in the intercom, wait what?

"Matsunaga Aiban is hereby declared a fucking outcast. Any fuckers who engage with that fucking stalker, his/her fucking darkest secret will be exposed kekeke." Everyone listened with fear. Mamori let out a huge breath; she would have to talk to Hiruma about that later.

"And any fuckers who dare to confess with Anezaki Mamori will get the same treatment as the fucking stalker. You fuckers should know better than to mess with Hiruma Youichi's property. YA-HA!" Mamori almost trip with the follow up announcement. Did she just hear it right? Did Hiruma just announce to the whole school that they were together?

"Meet me at the clubhouse in 5 minutes fucking girlfriend." And that was the end of the Hiruma Youichi's special announcement. At least they were made public before their anniversary right? Oh who was she kidding, Hiruma just had to announce it in the most unromantic way as possible.

"The perks of dating Hiruma Youichi" she stated again, this time it was loud enough for everyone in the same hall to hear. and then she ran through the halls, to meet up with her unromantic boyfriend.

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