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Note: Late update I know but trust me I had a valid reason for it. Midterm examination week had just passed you know. Anyway...

"Youichi-kun that is not how you carry a baby!" Mamori scolded her boyfriend for the thousandth time. She had been TRYING stress on the word TRYING all afternoon to teach him the basics of taking care of a baby

"Relax fucking mother hen, he isn't falling anyway. Kekeke"

"Oh just give me the baby."

"No fucking way"

Several Hours Earlier:

Hiruma was lying at his bed, trying to separate himself from all the nonsense of the world. Normally he would have been at his fucking girlfriend's house, but they were out of the country for the meantime. Mrs. Anezaki-san said they needed to visit her parents once in a while in America. While Mamori was away, he had found himself dreading the days. She had been only gone for 2 days and hell already broke lose. Hiruma was out of control, his usual self was worsen to the power of infinity. It was a relief for evryone that the Anezakis were arriving 5 hours from now.

Just as he was about to succumb into sleep, his doorbell rang. He cursed at the sound. Nobody ever dared to disturb him in his own sanctuary with Mamori as an exception of course. And he knew for a fact that it had a probability of 0.00001 that it was his fucking manager.

He thought of ignoring the door. But the buzzing was getting into him. With a grunt, he got up from his bed, got his arsenal from his stash and opened the door. He pointed the weapon at the forehead of the intruder. But the intruder didn't flinch even a little bit. That made him grin from ear to ear.

"What the fuck are you doing here?"

"Thanks for the hospitality little brother." Seizu stated in sarcasm. Since Hiruma was blocking the way, she shove him to the side forcefully. He almost tumble but instantly got his footing back. But it was a bit late since Seizu was already inside the apartment.

"Living in luxury I see."

"Tche"

"Or should I say blackmail."

"What the fuck do you want?" he replied slamming the door behind him with his signature move. Seizu was already sitting at the couch.

"I need you to return the favor." Hiruma kept quiet as he made his way to the kitchen. He wasn't planning on offering his sister anything. He was never the hospitable type. It was Mamori's trait.

"I need you to watch over your nephew for a while" that took him in surprise that he almost dropped the mug he was holding. He took a glimpse of her and saw some bundle at her arms. He blinked once. 'How in the fuck did I missed that?'

"Fuck no!" Hiruma Youichi was no babysitter. It was yet again a trait his fucking girlfriend possess. Also he'd be damned if someone sees him carrying a little nettlesome nightmare. People might get the wrong idea. Not that he doesn't want to pro create with Mamori. People knew Mamori was never impregnated. It might start a rumor of him cheating on Mamori. And currently he doesn't have enough energy to dwell with stupid rumors.

"Only until I'm able to introduce him to grandmother"

"How the fuck did you manage to hide that thing to her?" Hiruma was getting into the conversation now. He had long gone cut all ties with his family but he knew for a fact that nothing that ever happens in the family without their grandmother knowing. It had been always in the back of his mind that his grandmother knows everything about him. Silently watching him, manipulating his life as if he was still part of the family.

"Its best if you don't know my little brother. And besides it would be a great practice for you for the future if you know what I mean." Seizu-chan teased. There was only little things that really annoy her little brother. And the first one being not able to know everything.

"Tche!"

"His name is Hiruma Kenji. These are his things and Youichi-kun be patient with him ok." She said handing him Kenji. He wasn't even able to say something back because Seizu-chan was out of the room in an instant. Hiruma stared at the baby in his arms with annoyance.

"Uwaaaahh!" baby Kenji cried in a very loud voice.

"Fuck"

Mamori-san had arrived at her house, together with her parents. They had moved their flight several hours earlier for some emergency in her father's work. Of course Mamori was still oblivious as to whom his father was working now. After settling her things, she texted everyone in her contacts of her arrival. Well everyone except Hiruma that is. She decided to call him.

A couple of rings went by, but her boyfriend still didn't pick up the phone. Fuming slightly at the fact that she was being ignored, she decided to pay him a visit. She had just opened their front door when she saw Hiruma with a baby in his hand.

"Youichi?" was all she could say. Mamori didn't know what to be more surprise of. Is it the fact that Hiruma was already in her house or the fact that he was holding a baby.

"Oi fucking girlfriend fucking step aside." Mamori complied. Hiruma invited himself inside and went pass his girlfriend. He sat at the couch and rested his feet at the table.

"Whose baby is that?"

"Fucking ours fucking course." Hiruma hissed in annoyance. He knew first hand what his sister was trying to do. He would be stupid if he'd fall for it and he was known for his brains not brawns. The moment the curses flew out of his mouth, baby Kenji cried aloud. Hiruma flinched at the noise. Why do babies have to be fucking so loud? Would it fucking kill them to just shut the fuck up?

"Oi fucking stop it stupid baby!"

"Youichi-kun that is not how you handle a baby!" Mamori scolded him and took the baby from his hand.

"It's ok. The mean man won't shout at you anymore." she stated in a baby voice. She danced the baby around until baby Kenji calmed down. Mamori-san looked at her boyfriend menacingly. She knew he was never sweet and gentle but still he shouldn't be talking to a baby like that.

"Kekeke you proved to be useful once in a while fucking manager."

"Shut up Hiruma"

"Oh, getting cranky aren't we now fucking discipline committee?"

"No, just let me get him to sleep first before I rant on your inappropriate behaviour. And grab his things with you to my room." she commanded while walking upstairs. Upon arriving at her room, Mamori had placed the baby on her bed. Not forgetting to place pillows at each side to prevent him from falling off the bed. When she was done, she was accompanied in the room by Hiruma who wasn't pleased at all. With a grunt, Hiruma placed baby Kenji's things on her study table and sat at the chair.

"His not mine." Mamori noticed the lack of curse from that sentence. Youichi-kun was being honest. Besides it had never crossed her mind that the baby was his' in the first place.

"What's his name?"

"Kenji. Hiruma Kenji."

"Hmmmph" was all she could say. If baby Kenji wasn't his, then just who is Kenji's parents? It should be related to Youichi though but who? She had never met someone related to Hiruma even after all this years. Of course she knew that he had a bad relationship with his father. So baby Kenji being his younger brother would be out of the question. A nephew maybe? Did her boyfriend had any sibling that she never knew had existed?

"How are you related?" Mamori decided to voice out her question. It was harmless after all. If it was going out of Hiruma's boundary, then he would just have to ignore her. Though she knew she would just continue pestering him about it until he tell her.

"His my fucking nephew." It was the last thing that he had said before he went out of the room.

She gazed at the sleeping baby and realized that she couldn't leave the room. What if the baby decides to roll over and fall? It would not be healthy for his developing skull. With a loud sigh, she lay down beside Kenji and closed her eyes.

Mamori was never a heavy sleeper. Hiruma could atest to that. One time, he got up from their (technically it would be his) bed to go to the restroom not carefully, he had manage to disturb her rest. The next time his bladder acted in the middle of the night, he watched carefully. His fucking girlfriend deserve a well owned beauty rest after all. Not like she needed it anyway. She would always be gorgeous in his eyes. So when the baby cried his lungs out upon waking up, he went back to his fucking manager's room. It came as a shock to him to find that Mamori was still sound asleep.

"Shut up!" he half shouted half whispered at his nephew. He walked towards the bed and picked up little Kenji. At his movement, Mamori's eyes dnapped open.

"Youichi?"

'Let the fucking baby cry and you're still asleep while let me move and you open you're fucking eyes, just fucking great' he thought to himself. The moment he got Kenji back in his arms again, Mamori shot up.

"Youichi be careful! You should support the head. His neck is still not that strong." Mamori scolded her favorite quarterback. She helped Hiruma placed Kenji in his arm that made both males comfortable.

"See, you hold him like that"

"Go back to sleep fucking mother hen" Mamori blushed furiously. He hadn't called her a mother hen for a long time now.

"That's not my name Youichi-kun!" and the baby cried yet again. Hiruma tried to imitate Mamori's actions earlier that day. It was true that Youichi-kun was not fond of children, but if he wanted to procreate with Mamori someday he might as well practice now.

"Rest fucking princess." Mamori blushed even more at the new endearment(?). She had to blinked 5 times before she was sure that she was not dreaming at all.

"I really do love you Youichi-kun."

"Fucking go back to sleep." she just smiled and kissed her boyfriend at his left cheek.

"Nah, I'd rather watch over you and baby Kenji. You need all the help you can get for our future kids." She said with a suggestive sly wink. Blink and she might have not notice that short blush that crept Hiruma's face.

"I'd be fucking great when that time comes."

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