Disclaimer: I do not own Full Metal alchemist. If I did, Greed wouldn't have died...*sniff sniff*

"Okay, we just gotta relax. I mean, he hasn't broken free yet, right? So what's the worst that could happen?" Kayla said with a shrug as she sat down beside the big rock they had been hiding behind moments before. Less than a second after she said that, the earth started to shake violently and Kayla saw Greed's eyes open.

She slowly turned her head to look at Hayley and jumped when she saw that she had her arms crossed over her chest with an angry look on her face. "You had to say it!" She yelled at her over the rumbling of the earth as she let out a sigh a flipped some of her black hair out of her face. Suddenly a skull fell down from the roof and it her on the head.

"Oh my gosh, Haley! Are you alright?" Kayla asked as she rushed to her side.

"Yeah just dandy. Oh no." Hayley said with worry clear in her voice.

"I know. First the skull falls." Kayla replied with an equally worried look on her face.

"And then-" She was cut off by the sound of chuckling in the air. The chuckling soon turned to laughter and the two girls slowly peeked their head over the top of the rock to see Greed now sat up laughing to the roof. The sound of his ropes snapping made them grimace as he ripped the ropes off of his legs. His laughter ceased and he grinned as he placed his left hand on his knee.

'Du-du. Du-du-du. Du-du-du-du-du-du.' Kayla couldn't help humming in her head as she recalled the dramatic music that played during this scene. The homunculus slowly got to his feet before spreading his arms wide in a dramatic way as he placed his feet apart from each other.

'Ah, shit. We are so totally screwed.' Hayley thought to herself.

'Only he could make standing up look that sexy.' Kayla thought to herself.

"About 130 years I'd say." Greed said and grinned slyly causing chills to go up both girls spines. Kayla couldn't help a wide grin from spreading on her face.

"Kay, stop it." Hayley snapped in a hushed whisper as they ducked back down behind the rock.

"I can't help when my fan girl radar goes off." She snapped back.

"Yes you can. An you will. Or we'll probably die! Do you want your CC to find us? No? Good! Then shut up!" Her voice had risen slightly into an almost yell.

"Uh...Hayley..." Kayla said nervously.

"Don't interrupt me! I mean honestly! You don't see me nearly fainting! No! Cause I have some self control." Kayla narrowed her eyes.

"Oh, I apologize. I bow down before your superior self control." She said bowing mockingly. "Oh and, miss self-control? Are you aware that you are standing in the middle of a room, that has a homa...homu... Homunculus in it, screaming at the top of your lungs?" She snapped as she slowly sat back down behind the boulder.

"Well-" She realized she was right and froze when she heard laughter. She slowly sat back down behind the rock beside her best friend and sunk as low to the ground as she could. The laughter continued and they both screamed when they felt a hand grab each of them by the back of their sweaters and pull them out from behind the rock.

They spun around to find themselves face to face with Greed. And to make matters worse he was grinning all over his face. "Hey Kay?" Hayley asked with a gulp.

"Yeah, Hay?" Kayla asked with the same terrified look on her face.

"Uh...he he...I don't suppose you spiked the punch again and we're hallucinating?" Hayley asked hopefully.

"Afraid not. Remember?" She asked giving her a pointed look. Hayley grinned before nodding. Kayla pushed Hayley to the side hard enough that she was able to get past the Greedy Homunculus before them.

"Why is it always me who gets shoved to the side?" Hayley complained.

"Hey you could've taken self defense and all the other fighting shit I did but nooooooooooo, you just had to sign up for conversational french and art and writing." Kayla retorted as she chuckled nervously, her eyes assessing her opponent. She knew exactly what he was capable of and was really fearing for her life.

"See, it's that attitude that gets me more reviews on my stories and you more enemies that wanna kill us!" Hayley yelled.

"Will you shut up! I mean, I love ya and everything, but you are being VERY distracting right now!" She yelled and hissed in pain as she felt a fist collide with her face. "Gha! Seriously, dude! Not my face! I have too many things to worry about, I don't need face reconstruction on my list as well!" She yelled before quickly running past him.

He laughed. "You are an interesting human, aren't you, Doll face?" She shivered.

"Ghrrrrrrrrr" She whined as she shivered. "Just do the world a favor...stop talking!" She snapped as she ran froward and jumped over him before crouching down to trip him. He smirked and grabbed her by her hair and slammed her into the wall. He then grabbed her by the color of her shirt and allowed her feet to dangle in the air.

"Are we done playing games now? This kind of thing isn't my style but if you don't cooperate I won't have a choice." He said with a smirk.

Kayla's eyes widened as he grabbed Hayley bye the back of her shirt and dragged her along with Kayla into the next room.

For some reason, he felt the need to blow the door up as opposed to just opening it like a normal person. He had beaten us up pretty good, though Hayley wasn't as bad off as me. "How did you ever like that doosh?" Hayley snapped at me.

"Well, he seemed alright in the show. Just the whole first scene he ever appears in."

"Okay, I'll admit, only he could pull off making standing up look that dramatic." Hayley said with a sigh.

"And sexy." Kayla murmured.

"Fine, whatever, but he tries to kill Ed!"

"So!? Pipsqueak deserves it." Kayla snapped irritably.

"No he doesn't!"

"Yes he does!"

"No, he doesn't!"

"Yes he does!"

"You have a messed up mind if you think Ed deserves death for doing nothing!" Hayley yelled.

"Yeah well...SO DOES YOUR FACE!" She yelled as she pointed at her. They had been so into their argument that they didn't realize they had moved to teh Devil's nest. They were up in a room with two beds and were still having their argument.

"That doesn't even make sense!"

"Well neither does your face!" Kayla retorted.

"...That's just...rude! RUDE! Just plain RUDE Kay, rude! Rude. Rude. RUDE!" Hayley ranted.

"Sorry. Jeez." Kayla muttered as she crossed her arm over her chest before she grinned and pulled out a black I-pod touch from her pocket.

"You still have that?"

"Yeah!" Kayla said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Hope you liked this chappie. I'm sorry if it seemed rushed, it's nearly 1 am where I am.

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~The Goddess of Darkness.