Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. If I did, Greed wouldn't have died...
Nobody had been in in hours. Which meant that they had left two teenaged fangirls to their own devices with no computer or internet for 3 hours.
"Ugh, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" Kayla yelled.
"Hold on a little bit longer, Kay! We'll find a way out of this!" Hayley encouraged.
Kayla turned big round tearful eyes to her. "Its been at least three hours since I've on fanfiction. On Fictionpress. On tumblr. Since I've checked my mail, or watched any anime. Since I've felt the soft gentle brush on the pages and smelled the otaku from any of my manga books." She said with a sniffle causing Hayley to embrace her in a hug.
"I know. We'll get out of here soon."
"We better, otherwise." Kayla gave her a pointed look.
"Yeah. Otherwise." Hayley repeated with a meaningful look at her best friend.
"Otherwise what, doll face?" Greed said suddenly as he walked in unnoticed by the two until he spoke up.
"..."
"..."
The two girls glanced at each other before they turned to him, getting to their feet and putting their hands on their hips. "You don't want to know." They said in unison before they spun to point a finger at each other.
"Jinx! You owe me a coke!"
"Jinx! You owe me a oneshot!" The two said in unison again.
"I said it first." Hayley said.
"No you didn't, I did!" Kayla exclaimed, glaring at her friend.
"Please." Hayley said, rolling her eyes causing Kayla to narrow hers. Greed blinked and the two girls were suddenly on the floor, Kayla having pulled Hayley into a headlock and Hayley in the process of kneeling her in the gut harshly.
"Ow! Stop that!"
"Then let go!"
"I will once you stop!"
"I will once you let go!" Greed stood there, smirking at the two as they continued to argue.
"Okay, on the count of three we both cease our attacks and settle it later at home, agreed?"
"Your home or mine?"
"What difference does it make!?"
"All the difference in the world! You know how my mum is!"
"Okay, okay, mine!"
"...What makes your house so special?"
"Oh for fuck sake, Hayley!" Kayla ended up yelling.
"Okay, okay. Agreed."
"Good. One-"
"Three~!" Hayley sang, kicking the girl off of her.
"Ow! That hurt, Hay!"
"Good! It was supposed to!" Kayla glared at her. "Well, it was." She grumbled as she stood up, dusting herself off and helped her best friend to her feet.
"Are you two finished? It didn't really occur to me that I would have to separate you two..." Greed commented with a fake thoughtful look on his face causing the two girls eyes to widen in horror.
"What!?"
"Separate us!?"
"ARE YOU INSANE!? WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THAT!?" The two screamed at him. He blinked at them a moment before he burst out laughing.
"Cooperate, and I won't have to." He said with a smirk as he put a hand on one of his hips, the tattoo of the orobouros showing clearly on his hand under the leather bracelets that adorned his wrists.
"What do you mean by 'cooperate'" Kayla questioned, crossing her arms over her chest.
"Let's just say I want to ask you guys a few questions." Hayley was grinning all over her face at him while he smirked back at her, turning on the charm like he did with most women he came into contact with.
"Kayla, stop that!" Kayla ordered.
"What?" She hissed back.
"The grin. Lose the grin. We are in a hostage situation here. You're not supposed to be enjoying yourself!" She retorted.
"Well yeah, if it were anybody else, sure. But this is Greed we're talking about."
"And that makes it Okay?"
"I guess not...But-"
"Shush. Just...shush. No talking." Kayla said eventually, with a sigh. "Ask your questions, mister." Kayla muttered with a sigh as she sat down on a nearby table.
He smirked at them. "First of all, how do you know my name?" Hayley opened her mouth, her eye sparkling as she clasped her hands together and went up on her toes with and excited bounce only to get a pillow to the face.
"Not. One. Word." Kayla hissed, clearly not in the mood.
"Fine." Hayley huffed, going into a corner with a pout.
"We choose to pass on that question." Kayla told him, earning a little whine from Hayley. "I said, shut up!" Kayla snapped.
Greed smirked. "Ah, ah, ah." He said, waving a finger at her. "That's not an option, doll face." Kayla narrowed her eyes. She had been locked up in the tiny dark room for hours, no internet access, no caffeine, no food, and she still hadn't taken her pills yet that day. She was not in the mood.
"It is. I say it is." Kayla growled out, eye narrowing into thin slits. It shouldn't have come as much of a surprise, however, when Greed suddenly knelt down to her level, moving his face close to hers.
"Look Sweetheart. I'm Greed. When I say I want something, I get it. One way or another." Kayla stared into his dark amethyst orbs, her blue eyes wide at the sudden contact. Don't get her wrong. Kayla loved Greed. But...Not when she was on an empty stomach with no caffeine in her system. She had pills she had to take to deal with her anger and depression and other issues she had. His breath felt hot on her face as the corner of his mouth twitched upward into a wide smirk.
"Yes, I know that." She muttered as she leaned back, trying to put some distance in between him and her, only to fall off of the table and land by the wall.
"Answer the question doll. I don't like hitting women, I'm just not that kind of guy." She narrowed her eyes at him, huffing,
"Seemed fine with it before." She muttered, trying to ignore his eyes on her. "Fine. Basically in our world there's this awesome anime called full metal alchemist, well actually there are two versions, full metal alchemist and fullmetal alchemist brotherhood, which is besides the point. You are kinda sorta, um..."
"Kinda sorta, what?" Greed questioned.
"In it."
Woah! What's this? An actual update? What has it been, nearly a year since an actual chapter of this story was uploaded? Wow. Time flies.
I'm super sorry about waiting so long to continue this Ive just recently gotten re-obsessed with fmab and then somebody reviewed it which made me re-read it and yeah, so heres an update Im sorry if its a let down. :/ Its like ... OMG! ITS 3 AM WHEN THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN!?
Anyways, g'Night everyone!
Review, please!?
~The Goddess of Darkness