I do not own Naruto, Ino, Jiraiya, Deidara's gay soul or anything. Thnx.

It's been a long time since I dont update this story, I hope people still read it but anyway I hope I can update it more now. Enjoy

Chapter 8: The Bomb

Team Kakashi:

Kakashi's team had been out for nearly 3 hours and still they had found nothing. Kiba and his little dog Akamaru seemed to be the only ones alive on the group with Kakashi reading his book, Lee thinking about how Sakura may be doing, Tenten focusing on how her feet were moving and Shino… well just walking.

Suddenly a strange creaking sound made the group halt. Kakashi neared the source of the sound to find a strange dead animal in a racoon's mouth.

Knowing this could be the entire mission Kiba suddenly started talking to Lee.

"So," started the ninja, "I've heard that while Naruto was gone you were-"

His words were stopped by a punch in the face from Lee who seemed to have gotten so angry he actually turned red.

"That's not of your concern, Kiba," answered calmly Lee while Shino tried to stand up Kiba who had been knocked into the ground 3 meters away.

Team Tsunade:

The most active team of all was Tsunade's, with Sakura and Tsunade chatting all the time, Temari and Shikamaru having a really "emotive" chat while Neji just seemed a ghost.

As the team proceeded a strange figured suddenly popped from the trees at their sides. It was no other than Gaara, with what seemed to be wooden limbs. The red haired-ninja analyzed the team and soon jumped on Tsunade and started hitting her.

"Temari!" he yelled, "Help me with this! She hasn't rejected her old Anti-Naruto ways! She has implanted a device on him. If we don't do something soon Naruto will explode!"

The team watched, astonished by the kid's appearance. Soon Temari got out her fan and jumped in the air ready to crash the fan against Tsunade. Before she could do this an angry Neji got in the way and did an air-combo against Temari knocking her down.

Tsunade soon shook Gaara while Sakura watched petrified by her side.

"What are you doing?! I thought you were a spy for us!!" shouted the big-breasted woman

"Correction, double spy" said Gaara while he laughed

"But I saw how Kakashi ripped of your limbs. He thought you were an enemy!!!"

"No, we were just acting, but he did rip of my extremities. Sometimes you have to pay really high prices when you know someone's watching you," said the kid as he stood up

"You da-!" yelled Tsunade as she charged for Gaara but was suddenly stopped by a sand wall

Gaara then formed a sand cocoon around Tsunade and crashed it bringing Tsunade to the ground.

"Now!!" Gaara said "You will tell me how to deactivate the bomb you implanted on Naruto!"

"Never!" said Tsunade as suddenly Neji jumped from behind her and gave Gaara a kick on the face knocking him down…

Team Jiraiya:

The slowest moving team was Jiraiya's but happiness obviously swarmed it as Naruto had a cheerful conversation with Jiraiya as Ino and Hinata tried to figure out what they were saying.

Ino, desperately wanted to hear what they were talking about and even thought about taking over Naruto's mind but then resigned when she wondered what would happen if they were talking about something she didn't knew about.

"So," said the white-haired jounin, "You're telling me there's a chick you like?"

"Yeah but I don't know how to begin with her or anything," said Naruto depressed

"I knew you were not gay! Shikamaru owes me 10 bucks (or whatever currency they use)!"

"What?!" said Naruto as he moved his head surprised "Anyways, got any advice? You write books about that kind of stuff so I thought you would be able to help me."

"Well you came to the right person; first of all tell me about her personality."

"Well her personality is actually pretty changing since when we were kids she was stubborn and selfish but now she's all sweet and kind."

"So, sweet and kind eh kiddo? The easiest type of all, the first step in life in this kind of things usually starts with that kind." Said the jounin happily, "They usually like loads of attention so don't let her escape your eyesight."

At that moment Naruto looked at Ino who reacted instantly and waved him hello.

"So it's that girl?"

"Yes," admitted Naruto

"Not a bad choice kid, good body."

"I know, I checked it out," said Naruto remembering what he had done some days ago

"Really?! She let you--!!" Jiraiya said lowly but at the same time strongly

"No!! I couldn't resist when she was asleep so…" interrupted Naruto

"That is truly my pupil!!" shouted Jiraiya so loud all the team started staring at him intrigued

Some hours had passed since Naruto and Jiraiya stopped talking when suddenly Naruto started writhing in pain and fell to the floor. Everyone went to aid him except for Kankuro who knew the detonation was near.

"Naruto!!" screamed Ino worried, "Are you alright? Please say something!!"

"It seems he was shocked or something like that," said Jiraiya, "He may be paralyzed for some time"

"Not if I help," said Ino as she took off Naruto's jacket and placed her hands on his belly. Chakra could then be observed to go through her hands into Naruto's body

All Jiraiya could do was then look at Naruto with a smile which soon faded when he saw his face filled with pain. If he was fine this could have been a good experience for him but he looked as bad as a zombie.

Ino soon took her hands off Naruto to which Hinata looked happy and then walked around Naruto thinking.

"Well…" she started, "There is something implanted in his organism, probably got in with the food…"

"I know! It was Deidara's gay soul still on this planet that left clay inside him so he would die!"

"No, this is serious Jiraiya," said Ino starting to cry, "If we don't do something the shocks may become larger and kill Naruto!"

She then fell to the ground to cry by Naruto's side while Jiraiya looked sadly at his pupil. The only one happy on the team was Kankuro who smiled at hearing this.

As night fell the team built a tent to put Naruto inside and one by one they took turns to watch over him. (As I know you will just be interested in Ino's turn to see him I'll pass directly to that one.)

Ino looked at Naruto carefully. His body, his face, and his hair. Everything looked perfect for her, even those tiny whiskers he had on his cheeks.

As she came closer to see them she could not evade getting closer and closer to his mouth at every second. Soon she started kissing him; it seemed forever until she decided to leave Naruto's lips. She had actually gotten into Naruto, after bothering him all his life she had ended liking him.

She looked at him for one more time when suddenly another shock appeared and Naruto started to move around his tent angrily. He moved so much he actually threw Ino into the floor and got in top of her. To this Ino blushed as hell. Soon Naruto moved a bit more, enough for Ino to peek into his pyjamas making her nose bleed and get knocked down by his side.

So that's it for this chapter, not much of NaruIno and a lot of action, I thought I needed it desperately since I'm playing loads of action games and I think they are making me mad. Please review and don't forget to tell me how you think I could improve my work. See you on chapter 9. Oh and about Hinata and Ino fight, I delayed it for chapter 9: Girl fight! I like Naruto more!