hmm... read and beware, this is ooc omake territory, and sorry about Nekane, just can't see her the same after a.. strange story. Now I feel there's a special place in hell for me, oh well

Read, rate and review, now... time for a visit to the host club

Negi, asuna and chamo sit around the table, reading a letter sent by nekane to negi, along with a unopened package, which negi isn't in a rush to open it. They all listened intently, interested in her story of anya's recent form of violence in London.

"And then she grabbed the woman's hair and ripped it off, and her guy companion continued to reel in pain of the flame kick to the groin." Nekane giggled

Negi rubbed his hair "Oh, note to self: Don't mention breast size around her.."

Asuna nodded "Yeah, and nothing on small-to-none at all breasts.."

Chamo nodded as he lit a cigarette "Ah, all breasts are beautiful, you guys should really learn that" asuna glared at the smoking ermine "What the hell I always say, no smoking in the damn building.."

"Guys, nekane has something to say again." Negi said pointing at the letter with the small hologram of the beautiful blonde woman

She blushed as she cupped her hands together "Sadly, I won't be able to visit for your birthday," Negi pouted sadly "So to make it up to you, I sent you a special gift." She smiled as the image turned off

Negi picked up the box and opened it "Hey, what is it bro? Maybe she sent you some panties or something." Asuna slammed her fist onto the ermine "She wouldn't that, you damn pervert..." "You obviously missed his 9th birthday-"

"SQQEEEE!" Both of the companions turned to see the young mage, eyes brightly shining as he held up a case "Nekane-oniichan! I love you!"

In England, a woman using her magic to spy on her cousin and his unintended perverted adventures "Oh negi... say that again..." as she slipped her hands into her robes

Asuna blinked, blushing at the loud proclamation "Um... what?.."

Chamo hopped on negi's shoulder to get a good look at the case "Wow, she sent you the full series to now, huh? Most be a pretty penny."

Asuna blinked, completely lost "Um... full series?.." Negi pushed the box into her face, showing a strange blue telephone box "Doctor who! Yes! I love ya sis!" He gushed

Asuna scratched her head "Um... what?..."

Chamo gasped "Oh god..."

Negi's hair covered his eyes, blacking them out then raising his head, eyes shining "Time for a adventure of space and time! Come along, kagarazaka!" He said smirking as he put on a ridiculous thing on his head, Asuna blinked "What the hell is that?.." Negi smiled "It's a fez, I wear a fez now, fezes are cool!"

Asuna had a bad feeling about this

Negi is a whovian, now that I say, it must be Canon...

his is just part one of the omakes, if people like this stories, I'll do more