AN: Well, I uploaded this to the Wattpad, but it seems like you have to try hard in order to get people to notice what you write on there. So, I have come to the site where I know people will read it, even though I possibly won't get any feedback. Just the fact that people press on the link to possibly read it makes me a much happier camper.

Well, I am back with a one shot, and I just wanted to let you guys know that it is meant to be a crack-fic, if you will. You can flame if you want, but you now know my intentions with this here one-shot. Just a warning that it is really, really short.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, nor do I own any of the other books in this saga. I don't own the character's, but I fdo own this sorry excuse for a plot.

Due to the author's laziness, this story will be extremely short, meaning that it is a one shot that isn't very long.

Also, due to that fact, she is going to go ahead and tell you that Bella couldn't choose between Edward and Jacob; she took too long.

Both Edward and Jacob had decided to wait out a few years to see if Bella would make up her mind, finally ending their excruciating wait, but called it quits after three years. In that time, both Edward and Jacob had countless times where they battled, fought, and bonded with each other.

On that third year, the both of them had realized that they were meant for each other, therefore falling in love. They had run away to love each other eternally, because each of their families had casted them out. Both families had been both embarrassed, ashamed, and pissed that a werewolf and a vampire-blood enemies-had fallen in love. It was unacceptable.

They both reside in South Africa now, feeding the homeless. Or was it feeding on the homeless? Whatever. All the author knows is that they were doing something with the homeless.

Bella never got over it. She did, however, do what everyone expected of her; she was too good for suicide. The woman did what her loved ones (meaning her mother-her father disowned her because she didn't choose Jacob... and lost Edward in the process) and so she married Mike Newton.

Due to the author's laziness, she had decided to end the story here.

Besides, who would even want to read story about Bella and Mike Newton?

He would have cheated on her, and Bella would have then realized that her life sucked, and then she would have committed suicide.

The End