"So...do you have a girlfriend?" Deema asked Joey. Joey and Chandler's eyes widened in shock. Molly and Oona were sitting on Joey and Chandler's trusty recliners.
"Oh, no. Why did she have to ask him that?!" Molly whispered to Oona.
"I can't watch," Oona whispered as she covered her eyes with her hands.
"Um...why would you ask him that?" Chandler wondered.
"Excuse me, but I wasn't talking to you Chandler," Deema said with an attitude. She turned to Joey and smiled.
"So, do you?" Deema said in a sweeter tone of voice while putting her elbows on the counter and her hands on her cheeks.
"Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes," Molly quietly pleaded while biting the nail on her thumb. Oona slowly uncovered one of her eyes. Before answering, Joey looked at the ceiling and around the floor.
"Nope," Joey said finally. Molly slapped her hand over her eyes in exasperation.
"Well, that's interesting. I can tell you right now that any woman would be lucky to have you," Deema said in a quiet, flirtatious voice. Chandler gave Deema a look that said "what did you say?"
"Heh, you really think so?" Joey said while smiling. Joey didn't have a clue that Deema was attempting to hit on him.
Molly eyed the bathroom and tapped Oona on the arm. They both rushed over to Deema.
"Um, can you excuse us for a moment?" Molly asked as she and Oona shoved Deema away from the guys. Once the girls were in the bathroom, Molly shut the door.
"What on earth were you thinking?! Hello? Is anybody home up there?" Molly said sternly as she knocked on Deema's forehead.
"What are you talking about?" Deema said bitterly as she swatted Molly's hand away.
"Come on. 'Do you have a girlfriend? Any woman would be lucky to have you.' Do I have to spell it out for you? He's...too...old...for...you!" Molly scolded.
"Ok, first of all, I was just curious. Second, I didn't mean that second statement, it just came out," Deema explained.
"Just came out? Deems, burps just come out, not full sentences," Molly said.
"That's it, I'm going back out there," Deema said as she stormed out the bathroom.
"She never listens, does she?" Molly sighed as she looked at Oona.
"Nope," Oona said as she followed Molly out of the bathroom.