"Finally! I'm here!" Said the aardvark, relieved that his bike ride came to an end. He approached the Brain's front door and rang the doorbell. Inside the house the Brain was playing Mario Kart 8 on his Wii U. "I wonder who it might be..." said the bear boy, he wasn't expecting company on the first Friday of summer vacation. He got up and walked towards his door, not forgetting to pause his game.
"Arthur? What are you doing here?" Asked the Brain, surprised to see his aardvark friend.
"Oh, hey, Brain. Listen, some Jamaican rasta sold us these brownies. I suspect they did something to Buster. He jumped out of his window, naked! I haven't seen him yet. I was wondering if you could check them out and see if we can create some sort of remedy for him." Arthur explained to his highly intelligent friend.
"Hmmm..." said the Brain as he analyzed the brownie, taking it from Arthur to examine it closer. "Alright, let's see what we can do. You can watch some television while I do my thing," The Brain finally said.
The Brain went to his lab while Arthur sat on the couch and turned the t.v. on. Arthur changed the channels around until he saw something that caught his attention. It was the Elwood city news channel. The anchorman on screen began to speak "We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you breaking news. This just in, a white adolescent bunny was spotted at Laguna Avenue. The suspect is said to have assaulted all pedestrians who were walking in the area at around 12:30pm this afternoon. Officials are yet to identify the suspect or obtain an image. At the moment, we only know he is male, completely, and unarmed. If you him, please don't approach him and contact the police department."
"Damn it! This wouldn't be happening if the government wasn't taking away our guns!" Arthur said angrily. He then then thought about the description they gave about the criminal . "Oh! Wait! That's Buster! I have to go find him before he does anymore damage." Arthur concluded.
The Brain had finished analyzing the brownies, he went to the living room to notify Arthur of his findings.
"Arthur, I found the contents within the brownies. I have confirmed the presence of LSD, peyote, pslicoybin, and a few other unidentified hallucinogens. In other words Buster is seeing, hearing, and feelings things that aren't really there. He might also think he is someone he isn't." The Brain explained to the concerned aardvark.
"What do you suggest we do?" Asked Arthur, unsure of what steps to take next.
"Well, this happens to the tough customers every month or so. The same rasta that sold the brownies to you sells them to them. I've formulated an antidote to counteract the effects of the drugs plenty of times before for Binky. Just bring Buster here and we will apply it to him. Now go get'em, my boy" said the Brain as he slapped Arthur's butt, signaling him to leave.
"Aren't you going to come with?" Arthur asked, astonished at the fact that his friend didn't offer to assist him with such a tedious task.
"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!" The Brain replied rapidly. He continued and gave Arthur an explanation saying "You see, I just received all dvd's of all seasons of 'Urusei Yatsura' in the mail this morning. I plan on binge-watching them with this lovely lady." As soon as he finished talking he pulled out a dakimakura(body-sized waifu pillow) of Lum invader.
While the brain was busy french kissing his love pillow, Arthur pondered on an important matter. "Hmmm... 'Urusei Yatsura,' huh? That reminds me, why didn't user 'SaliorMiniMooooon' finish his/her fanfic of our show titled 'Do not masturbate in a public restroom'? Lum shows up in that fanfic."
The last sentence to come out of Arthur's mouth caught the Brain's attention. "What?! She was here in Elwood city?" Asked the Brain curiously. "Yeah! In fact the whole cast of 'Urusei Yatsura' was here, including nurse Sakura. The Brain couldn't believe what he heard, then he just said "Man, I wish she came to Elwood city in this fanf—" before he could finish his sentence someone rang the doorbell. "Huh? Who could that be?" The Brain wondered, he then went and opened the front door.
At the door was none other than Lum invader, she asked the bear boy "Hi. Have you seen my darling Ataru Moroboshi?" The Brain's eyes widened and his jaw dropped at the sight of his anime waifu standing at his front door. At the same time he got an erection so hard and instant it ripped his boxers, his nose bled. Lum was getting freaked out. Brain was no longer able to contain himself, he pounced on Lum. Once on her he ripped of her bra and glued himself on like a hungry calf would on a cow's utter. Lum panicked, disgusted by the uncanny fanboy's lascivious display. She had frozen for a moment out of shocked, but after regaining mobility, she kicked the brain in the balls causing him to release his grip on her left breast and falling to the ground. "You greasy furry pervert!" Lum said as she shot out electric shocks from her fingertips electrocuting the otaku bear. The oni girl, still distraught by the event flew off, continuing her search for Ataru.
"Whoa! Smells like roasted bear meat. I hope he is still alive when I return with Buster," on that remark Arthur continued his own search.