Buster, with the cops still following him, ran towards the Elwood city port. Once at the town's beach he dived into the water in an attempt to lose the police officers who were pursuing him. Lucky for him they were all rookies and followed him into the ocean, still in their cars. A typical noob move for all who enlist in the Elwood city police force. Unfortunately, the cops were unable to evacuate their vehicles, they drowned.
Out of the blue, as soon as Buster got out of the ocean he had an uncontrollable desire to capture animals in apple-sized balls.
"Pokemon! I want to be the greatest pokemon master!" Said Buster with his fist in the air.
Unexpectedly, a yellow sponge and pink starfish, both with bloodshot eyes, poked their heads out of the sea and set their sights on Buster.
"Woo! Hey, look Patrick! A sexy rabbit. Looks like we are going to have some fun today."
"Hee, hee, hee!" Patrick chuckled creepily "Let's drag him down to the bottom of ocean floor, Spongebob!"
The yellow, square, cheese-looking sponge called out to Buster on an eerie tone "Hey, you! Come over here!"
The white rabbit turned his head to where the sinister sea creatures stood.
"Gasp!" Buster yelled. "A pikachua and a staryu! Now is my chance to be a pokemon master!"
Buster then picked up a metal baseball bat and ran at full speed making feral movements with his body. The two bikini bottom dwellers looked at each other and then back at Bustee.
"Spongebob, this guy is reacting differently than all our other victims." Patrick stated nervously. The sinister aquatic pair embraced each other in a hug as if to shield themselves from what was to come, letting out screams of terror.
Buster leaped forward wildly into the water, he struck Spongebob in between the eyes, smashing his skull. The yellow colored square sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Patrick was horrified by the sight of his best friend instantly losing motion and falling down, he froze out of shock. "You are next Staryu." Buster whispered bloodthirstily. Our bunny hero lunged towards the hopeless starfish with all his might. He immediately began to club Patrick to a bloody pulp. Patrick screamed and yelled as he thought to himself "This truly will be the last time we ever do this, Spongebob..." As soon as Buster realized the starfish lost his pulse, he brought his rampage to an end, releasing the baseball bat into the water. Patrick's corpse soon joined Spongebob's in the most profound part of the immense, beautiful, sparkling ocean... never to be seen again.
Just then a wave of seawater washed Buster to shore.
A few Japanese tourists were walking by and saw Buster laying on the beach.
"Oh! Rook, nakedu rabbito boyu. Ret's take some picturesu!" Said one of the tourists as he began to aim his camera.
Buster felt a sudden sense of romance fill his mind. He got up and noticed a beautiful 19 year old Japanese girl within the crowd. He approached her and in gentle, yet manly voice he said to her "Baby, you're a river of chocolate in an ocean of cream. I'm gonna steal your heart on a daily basis." On that remark, Buster drew his face closer to hers. The sun was setting, making the ocean glitter as it reflected it's light. Tiny waves crashed against the rocks near the dock, causing mist to travel in their direction, giving them a strong, pleasant scent of the sea. A mild wind blew east, this caused the cherry blossom trees to release their petals, the petals filled the scene. In the midst of these natural occurrences, their lips met. Buster held her in his arms affectionately as he rubbed his tounge against hers. The Japanese girl blushed, without straying away from the kiss, she held her skirt down to prevent the wind from lifting it up.
The rest of the Japanese tourists celebrated this public display of love. They cheered, some had tears of joy in their eyes, dripping down their cheeks and unto the ground.
"Just rike in the anime!" Yelled out a Japanese boy, referring himself to the cartoons he would watch were a humanoid animal dates a human girl.
"So romanticu!" Cried a young Japanese woman as she held her hands together against her face.
"Thisu isu besto trippu to amerika everu!" Remarked a Japanese man, taking photos of the most memorable event.
The pair then broke away from the kiss at the same time.
"I-I... must go now..." Buster said as a whirlwind of cherry blossom petals surrounded him.
"B-but Buster-kun! You mustu stayu here! Withu me..." said the girl with tears in her eyes.
"I'm sorry..." Buster said sadly, a lone tear running down his face.
Buster then fled from the beach, leaving the Japanese tourists and his 5 minute lover, who was on her knees with her head down, crying tears of sadness. It began rain.