At the Powers' residence, the Brain was just waking up from the minor coma Lum had put him in earlier with her shocks. "Oh... ugh... what happened?" Brain said to himself bewildered. He then took a look at his digital hand watch "OMG! 6:00pm! I'm going to miss out on ponycon! It's only once a year!"' This year they decided to put it in Elwood city as a means to increase tourism to Elwood city. Of course, such an event would only draw in all sorts of basement-dwellers to the city, but they are basement-dwellers with money, damn it! The Brain quickly went to his closet and took out his purple twilight sparkle t-shirt. It's something that little girls would usually wear, but ever since teenage and adult males were drawn to the fandom they started making them for them too.
Alan Powers then headed towards the kitchen and prepared himself a pop tart. The snack's box art indicated it was a limited time "my little pony" flavor. "Mmm... tastes like grape!" The Brain remarked as he followed his pastry with a glass of milk. He then went out his front door and proceeded to a bus stop a few blocks away from his home.
A few minutes later, George Lundgren arrived at the same bus stop. The moose boy was wearing a yellow fluttershy (or whatever the yellow pony's name is) shirt. "Oh. Hi, Brain. You re going to bronycon too?" George asked. "Oh, yes! I wouldn't miss it for the world! I was going to go earlier, but it seems someone knocked me out for a few hours... weird..." the Brain replied. "Hey, but weren't you banned last year for touching Tara Strong on the boobs?" George asked as he wondered why he was going after the incident. "Yeah, maybe... but it was a whole year ago. Besides, it was in Baltimore. They probably have forgotten. I didn't even get a restraining order. Tara Strong should know more than anyone about tolerance and friendship, values the show stresses a lot, so it's no big deal! ... I think..." the Brain answered.
A couple of moments even further, Binky and the tough customers were walking by. They then saw the two teenage boys wearing the girly shirts and began to laugh. "Haha! Hey, guys, look! Ponyfags!" Yelled Slink pointing at the two MLP fans. "Ugh... I had the same shirts when I was 5 years old. These guys are hella lame," Molly said. "Damn! Is it embarrassing to be in the same classroom as those two," Binky let out a groan as he face-palmed himself. "Haha! Ponyfags! Ponyfags! Hehehe... Losers!" Rattles shouted. "Hey! You guys better shut up or-" George said before being interrupted by Billy, who pressed his body against his, looking down at him. "Or you'll what?" Billy asked, cracking his neck without touching it. "Ack! N-nothing! I wasn't going to say anything!" George shrieked, he then wet his pants. The tough customers saw this and then decided to to be on their way. "Ugh... these guys are hopeless... Let's go, guys. We are going to be late for our workout," said Rattles. The gang then made their way to the gym that was three stores down from the bus stop. As they walked in to the gym, Slink asked his friends "Do those guys even lift, brah?" "I doubt it. The closest thing they probably do to work their arms out is clopping!" Binky replied as he chuckled. The rest of the tough customers couldn't help but laugh at Binky's answer, they all high-fived him and cheered him on for his epic pwnge.
"Whoa! Do you wan to go home and change?" Brain asked George, looking at his wet pants. "No, it's ok. I have my rainbow dash cosplay in my backpack. I'll change when we get there," the moose boy replied, pointing at his backpack.
The bus finally arrived, the two then boarded the top-tier public transportation units that Elwood is known for. Inside the bus they were met with stares and looks of disapproval by the rest of the passengers. "Let's sit in the back..." George whispered to Brain. On their way to the rear end of the vehicle they heard various comments. "Hey, look, mommy! I have the same shirt back home!" a little girl shouted. "Those guys are total weirdos, Ashley," said a teenage, blonde rabbit girl to her friend. "Like, I totally agree Jenny," a teenage, ginger fox girl said back to her friend. Powers and Lundgren finally made it to the back past everyone else and took a seat. "Ponycon, here we come!" the Brain said excitedly.
Just then a creepy, middle-aged, rabbit man barged right in. With a ski mask on and a gun in hand he demanded "All right, listen up! This is a robbery if everyone of ya'll gives me all of ya'lls cash, ain't nobody gonna die!" Everyone was shocked in fear. That same moment George wet his pants once more. The robber first took all the bus driver's goods, then he made his way down, passenger by passenger. "It smells like piss up in here. All of yall b****es better potty train them kids right!" The unnamed thief yelled, thinking one of the toddlers must have urinated themselves.
"Oh, shet! What are we going to do?" The Brain said to himself. George just sat their, shaking uncontrollably. "Hey, you two!" Yelled out the rabbit burglar. The boys realized he had finally approached them. George was paralyzed. "Oh no! He wants to take my belongings, my rainbowdash cosplay. It's my most valuable possession," George thought to himself in his mind. He suddenly lost control of his body's movements and had intense muscle spasms. George got up and involuntarily thrusts his head in various directions. His left antler stabbed the crook in the hand the bandit had the gun, causing him to drop the fire arm. The moose's right antler then grabbed the mystery thief's ski mask, revealing his identity. "Gasp! Quicky the nesquik bunny?!" everyone on the bus said astonished. "Oh, yous gone get in now!" Quicky said as he tried to reach for his gun on the floor. Suddenly, two passengers got up from their seats -one male dog and another female aardvark. "Elwood City Police Force! Hands in the air, Quicky!" The cops yelled as they held their badges in one hand and their own guns in the other. "This guy has been reported to have robbed over 100 buses in the Elwood-Crown city area. We've been looking for him everywhere." Explained the male cop as the handcuffed the nesquik mascot. "Oh, damn it all! Selling chocolate milk hasn't left that much money... especially since kids prefer 'cal-c-tose' nowadays. I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling moose." Quicky confessed. "Tell it to judge, buster." The female cop said. "Hey, do I get a reward for helping capture the criminal?" George asked as the cops got off the bus with their soon to be prisoner. The cops laughed heartily at the moose's question and replied "No. We are the police, not a charity for dyslexic, pony-obsessed kids." They then put Quicky in the back seats of their police car and drove off.
A couple of miles later, the boys finally arrived at the Elwood city Arena where the event was going to be held. "Oh, boy! Here we are!" The boys remarked excitedly. They exited the vehicle and proceeded to the arena's entrance.