Chapter 2
Here we are next chapter I saw the reviews and I get it I suck at grammar and shit and that's do to that I'm from Slovenia (how many know where that is? T_T) and that I had a bad school teacher for English... whatever so if anyone wants to be a beat you can PM because I DO NOT WANT to nag anyone
As for the devil fruits I know what you mean I to do not like that there are more than one in the naruto universe so that is way I had doctor vegapunk explain to him that there was a gigantic battle between the marines and the pirates where they all perished and all the fruits where lost but 2 which where opi-opi no mi and the one that Naguya had eaten
And I know that some of you don't like my story's but pleas try to at least enjoy it. As for those that say that it's a piece of shit then you don't have to read it but if you do at least respect my way of writing but please help me get better at it so that we can both enjoy the fic. As for those comments about Kakashi, Sakura and civilians it is true but Sakura did not see him like that until later when Sasuke told her who saved her, Kakashi favored Sasuke and hello he can do shadow clones as well as he gave Sasuke an A-rank assassination jutsu while he only helped Naruto with his rasengan when Sasuke had a already left AND might I mention that Sasuke used that to stab Naruto when he ran away from the village. As for the civilians he started getting respect after he beat Neji not before.
I OWN NOTHING...WHAT A CRUEL WORLD T_T
CHUNIN EXAMS-THE DEAD LAST VS PRODIGY
As the Genma shouted for the beginning of the match the whole stadium went quiet as the watched the prodigy stares down with the dead last. The silence was broken by Neji who decided to prove he has 10 feet hyuga poll stuck up his ass by going on a monolog about… drum roll please… you guessed it… fate.
"You should give up fate has already decided that I'm going to be victories in this battle so save your self the embarrassment"
But when he looked at Naruto he saw that he was just standing there and smoking while looking up into the sky. Neji got annoyed and yelled at our favorite blond.
"Hey dead last are you even listening to me or do you not even have the intellect for such a simple task!?"
"Yea I heard you but I decided to ignore you because you're really annoying so I was watching the clouds while you where bitching about something… Now I know way Shikamaru use to skip class to watch clouds they are very relaxing… hey could you qu-…"
Anything that he was about to say was silenced by a loud cry of
"SHIKAMARUUUUUU!" was the cry of an enraged Yoshino Nara
[Competitors box]
Everyone turned to look for Shikamaru only to find him hiding in a corner while muttering "Not the troublesome pan… pleas not the troublesome pan…"
Everyone sweet dropped but the Nara men who knew the horrors of the fraying pan of the Nara women.
[Arena floor]
When Naruto heard the yell of an angry Nara woman he quickly stopped his train of thought, because if Naruto one thing is that you do not want to piss of a woman especially a Nara woman. He did it once accidentally and he still remembers the fraying pan that hit him on the head and his still can't figure out how she found him. And he didn't hide in a dumpster or anything that lame he hid inside of the fourths nose. Sum times he cursed tree walking and its applications. After that day Naruto stopped pranking for a couple of months (so you know it's bad).
"Any way could we get this over before the Nara women set there eyes one me and I would like to get head start if I have to run". Neji smirked
"What you scared of or something loser I see fate has given me a coward for an opponent this is going to be even easier than expected"
Naruto's only replay was a deadpan look. Neji got angry and activated his byakugan and charged at Naruto who just stood there calmly smoking his cigar and looking at Neji like his is the most boring thing in the world. Neji got even angrier and charged even faster that to normal civilians he was nothing but a blur but to Naruto he was moving in slow motion and when Neji appeared in front of Naruto he suddenly received a big surprise when instead of Naruto blocking his strike with his hands he stopped it by diverting it with his right leg. Neji went wide eyed and for a moment hesitated and that cost him dearly because in that second Naruto's leg shot up and kicked him under chin and sent him flying into the air but before he could right himself Naruto had already appeared above him and kicked him to the ground where he crated a small crater.
[Kage booth]
Hirazuna Sarutobi was astound by the things that Naruto was doing to a so called prodigy and to think only a month ago he would only spam kage bunshin at the enemy and try to overpower him but that begged the question who trained him and to such a degree that he could out class a prodigy. The Kazekage (coughs…Orochimaru…cough) was looking at the fight with interest because he had fought the kyuubi jinchuuriki and without the kyuubis chakra he was pathetic and now he was beating the so cold prodigy. Maybe he should postpone the invasion to see what more he could do.
The sannin train of thought was interrupted of an unexpected arrival of someone he did not wish to see at this present time. In a puff of smoke appeared Jiraiya of the sannin and student of the third hokage as well as Orochimaru's old team mate.
"Hey sensei has the kid shown up yet because I searched for him the entire month but I could not find him anywhere"
This statement from his former pupil surprised because he assumed that it was Jiraiya that thought him.
"So you did not teach him anything at all?"
The only reply he got was a shake off the head
"Hmm this is interesting… but that begs the question who trained him?"
While this was going on Orochimaru was listening in on the conversation and was shocked that even the former sensei did not know the full extent of the boy's skill. With that in mind he decaided to postpone the invasion until the finals. He discreetly signaled Kabuto to not react if Gaara releases his buuji and to relay the message to the allies to do the same.
With that command he went back to watching the match.
[Arena floor]
Naruto watched as Neji finally picked him self up and he had seen better days as there was blood flowing from his mouth and his forehead.
"Tell me something Neji way are you such a dick to someone who had tried to get your approval for who knows how long and has been nothing but nice to you?"
(A/N Now be a dear and insert that good old fate bullshit story by Neju Hyuga)
After the whole story the whole stadium was quiet that is until the silence was broken by laugher. When everybody tracked the laughter they saw our blonde hero laughing his ass off. When he got it under control he looked at Neji and spoke
"You know you're an idiot because for everything you just said you are the one that is by your standers is defying fate. You train harder then anyone just so you can prove them wrong."
Neji scowled at that but remained silent trying to recuperate his energy.
"And as for death that we all share that is true but it is not fate who decides when we die but us and for what we die for… "
This got a shocked look from the audience and Neji.
"As for me becoming Hokage that may happen or not but the point of being a Hokage is not to be all powerful but to protect those that are important to you and if I can not do that then I don't deserve to be Hokage but what you are doing is punishing someone that had no control the events that transpired."
Take a small pause he then took a deep breath and continued
"So with that in mind I will show you what happens to does people that endanger my friends and I have already lost on and don't plan to lose another one."
Everybody was wondering who did Naruto lose.
But in that moment confusion Neji struck as he got into a stance that many Hyuga knew as one of there more powerful techniques. Then Neji spoke
"Now you are in my range Hakke Rokujūyon Shō (Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms)"
And with that he took off and in the blink of an eye he was in front of Naruto and struck
"Two palms"
"Four palms"
"Eight palms"
"Sixteen palms"
"Thirty-two palms"
"Sixty- four palms"
The final blow connected but what surprised everybody that despite the devastating attack Naruto still remained standing in fact he was even grinning as he looked at Neji who was now stepping back to see the damage that he had caused but when he saw Naruto grinning at him he become angry for in his mind this was an insult to his training
"what are you grinning about you loser I blocked all sixty-four chakra points so its a miracle for you to even be breathing so count yourself lucky and give up."
Naruto just chuckled and spoke up
"You know there was once a man that had his chest pierced not once but three times and he still fought on to protect people that he cared about so you blocking my chakra is nothing it only means that when I beat you it means I did it without using chakra and now let me show you my style "
As he said that he spit out his cigar that was present throughout the battle and was juts about finished. As the cigar hit the ground the Naruto took of he disappeared to everybody other than the jounin and even they where struggling. Naruto reached Neji I a blink of en eye and that's when the whole stadium hared him shout
"Épaule (Shoulder)"
When they heard him they saw his leg cum up at breaking speeds and strike down on Neji's shoulder and everyone could hear a sickening crunch indicating that Neji's collarbone was broken. Neji was sent to the ground but before he could impacted it another shout echoed throughout the stadium.
"Côtelette (rib)"
Naruto dropping down into a one-handed handstand position, kicked Neji hard in to the ribs the followed up with another shout.
"Selle (lower back)"
While Neji went sailing back he exposed his back witch Naruto capitalized on and with a one-handed spin he kicked Neji in the lower back making him fly even higher. Naruto quickly jumped upwards utilizing his incredible leg strength following after Neji. As he passed the body of his opponent he gave one final shout.
"Collier Shoot (neck shoot)"
Whit that he kicked Neji in the neck and sent him crashing to the cold unforgiving ground.
As Naruto landed he took out another cigar from his coat and lit it then making a small cloud of smoke. Genma used the opportunity to check on Neji only to find hi out cold and blood running down his forehead. He stood up and spoke
"The winner… of the first match is… Naruto Uzumaki"
The crowed was silent that is until one Kiba Inazuka a member of the rookie nine whom Naruto defeated to gain access into the final stood up and started to clap. After him one Anko Mitarashi also stood up and started to clap as well. Whit that simple action of to people clapping started a chain reaction of others standing up and started cheering for a great match.
Naruto smiled and waved to them after that he used a burst of his dense chakra that he had held back just as Neji attacked to reopen the chakra points (it hurt like a bitch) and disappeared in puff of smoke. Everyone where searching to find where he went but the only one who found him was our favorite sexy kunoichi and proctor of the second exam.
She discreetly uses a shunshin to get where he was currently napping. When she arrived she saw him fast asleep and her sadistic nature got the better of her so she tried to kick him so that he would fall from the stadium wall but when she kicked him in the arm she felt like she was kicking solid steel. Her foot hurt and she was now jumping on one leg.
This action awoke our hero and he tilted his hat up so he can see what is going on and when he saw Anko he smiled
"Oh hello Anko what can a man such as I help such a lovely lady as you're self on this fine day?"
Anko stopped jumping then looked at Naruto. She gained a sadistic smile and leaned in close to Naruto so that she was near his ear and he next to hers.
"Well Naruto-kun you could give me some more of that delicious blood of yours…"
With her breath on his neck Naruto had gained a massive blush and become a stuttering mess that Hinata would be proud of.
Anko saw this and smiled as she saw him blushing. She was happy that she still had an effect on all straight males. Deciding that she teasing she asked him a question that has been bugging her.
Hey gaki way where you so angry with the Hyuga brat I know that he hurt the Hyuga heiress but it was a match so how come you made it so personal if you barely even knew her."
Anko paused to think and suddenly she gained her sadistic smirk back
"Unless you like her…"
To her surprise Naruto didn't even react to the like her remark. After a while he spoke up
"I live by a code that was passed down to me by my very first friend even if the friendship was short it was still my one true one… Her name was Haku (A/N Haku is a girl…and that's the bottom line because Luke said so!...I always wanted to say that…) and she told me that a person is truly strong when he has someone to protect. She proved that when she jumped in the way of Kakashi's Raikiri (lightning blade) to save her master and a person she saw as a father. And in some way I'm jealous of her for all that I do I will never know what she had felt to fell a sense of belonging but don't get me wrong I know that the village is my home and I would die for anyone of my friends just to see them survive. However I would give anything to just have come home and see someone there waiting to see if I was allright…As for Hinata I'm not for here we are just to different."
Anko was speechless what she just heard him say was exactly how she felt after her parents died and when Orochimaru left her. Anko found someone who felt the exact same way she used to. Anko's respect for Naruto rose that day. Whit that she left with of a wave goodbye
[Meanwhile arena floor]
Genma had called the next match
"Will Sasuke Uchiha and Sabaku no Gaara please come to the arena floor"
Gaara appeared in swirl of sand while Sasuke didn't seem to show up. After fifteen minuets of waiting Genma got annoyed and a thick grew on his forehead
"Sasuke Uchiha is decalcified for no being here on time"
The people of Konoha started to boo but Genma was ignoring it and pronounced Gaara the winner. Gaara looked like he was just about to go on a mass killing spree but he whent back to the competitors stand.
As the day progressed the matches continued. Kankuro quit against Shino before the match even started and the crowed got even more restless but it all commend down when it came to the fight between Shikamaru and Temari who made a good show but Temari won because Shikamaru quit although he had her in a prime finishing position.
The crowed in the end was satisfied by the battle but disappointed with the ending.
The semi final was about to begin and Genma was announcing the first match
"Will Naruto Uzumaki and Sabaku no Gaara come to the center of the ring!"
Gaara again appeared on a small sandstorm while Naruto simply jumped of the arena wall.
"Are both competitors ready…" Genma received a nod from both of them
"Then let the semi final beg-…"
Genma was interrupted by a sudden appearance of two people who Naruto did not want to see anytime soon. Right in between the two competitors appeared Kakashi Hatake and Sasuke Uchiha. Kakashi spoke up
"Sorry were late Sasuke just wanted to train some more for his match I hope we didn't miss it?"
Before Genma could speak he was beaten to it by Naruto him self
"Get out of the arena Kakahi your fuck buddy got disqualified"
Kakashi looked at the owner of the voice and saw his student that stood in front of him to face off against Gaara.
"Oh Naruto well since you have little chace against Gaara here how about you leave it to Sasuke and I will teach you a cool jutstu as a reward"
He gave him his famous one eyed smile thinking that he won. Sasuke was also smirking thinking he would finally get show he is better then everyone (A/N asshole).
Naruto got angry and before anyone could see what was happening he moved and in a blink of an eye he was in front of the two fuck buddy-…I mean comre-… you know what I'm sticking with the first they are fuck buddies. He struck both of them in the chest and they suddenly fell over and just kept lying there.
As everyone turned to look at Naruto who had just crouched down and picked up two box like objects. When everyone looked closer they saw that inside of the glass like boxes there where two harts. Suddenly Naruto spoke
"You know I was told by people that I couldn't make something of my self because I was an idiot, a loser, the dead last and other such words but trought that I still held a small bit of hope that I COULD make something of my self. A big help in that where the people like the Hokage, Iruka-sensei and the nice family at ichiraku's. Thanks to them I could go trough a day and still smile even when someone tried to put me down it gave me a fire to prove them wrong but when someone like you comes along who is supposed to be someone we look up to as students but he only trains one because he can't bother with the other two it really pisses me off and when I look at your hart I see that it has already rotten away…"
Now the whole stadium was hanging on his words
"As for you Sasuke you are someone that is even worse then Kakashi because he is acualy pretty loyal to the village but you are someone that would sacrifice everyone around you for the slightest bit of power. To you we should all just bow down so that you could gain more power. To me you are worse than scum."
Whit does final words he walked down to the two fallen shinobi and inserted there harts back. After that he used his powerful legs to kick both of them into the stands.
Genama was speechless but he quickly got out of it and started to speak
"Anyway let the match between Naruto Uzumaki and Sabaku no Gaara…."
"BEGIN!"
TO BE CONTINUED
I know I'm a dick but I hope you enjoyed it