a/n: sorry it's short, I'm super freaking busy.
Naruto POV
Three in the morning and I can't sleep. It was all too hot, the pajama set and matching hat was practically melting me. Uuughh. On top of everything, I was freaking hungry, my stomach kept rumbling. Ever since the little kerfuffle with the ramen, I had the kitchen privileges taken away from me. For life.
There was nothing to do but stare at the ceiling so I just did that, laying in bed, moaning in frustration. I counted the little blemishes on the ceiling, trying to tire myself out. If only I could just use a jutsu and sleep.
After awhile, I used my super duper ninja skill, and heard that my neighbor, too, was awake. I'm pretty sure it was temali, or whatever her name was, next door. I strained my hearing to hear what was going on, it seemed like she was talking to someone, but her voice sounded unusually high. I pressed my ear to the wall, to hear it.
"Aww Shikamaru you're so cute, baby you licked me!"
ABORT ABORT ABORT.
I had seen too much.