Hi FF! So, I was watching some Epic Rap Battles on YouTube a few days ago and I was thinking "Hmm...what if everyone's favourite Barbie characters were to rap battle against their arch-enemies? Or each other?". So, welcome to my first non-crossover story so far. Well, maybe not really a story, but...you get it. Don't forget to review :3
Dame Devin:
Do you think you belong here? Well, think again
If royality was a silk handkerchief, you'd be a stain!
No one knows the royal life like I do
You're such a failure, Blair, I bet you were raised in a zoo
I've seen hippos with more grace and monkeys with more poise
So give up, lottery girl, and go back to your toys
Blair:
Who do you think you are, with your clown hair and fake accent?
Nobody can make me feel inferior without my consent
You say lottery girls are stains? Let me tell you something too
Rapping's not a game for grannies or for hypocrites like you
You were a lottery girl like me, you thought I wouldn't find out?
The only difference is that I'll succeed in this, no doubt!
Dame Devin:
You'll succeed, huh? Not if you get expelled!
Try the Court Jester College, I'm sure you'd excel
My daughter will be princess and the kingdom will be mine
We'll bulldoze your house while you watch and whine
But don't worry, you can pack up and move out
Oh, sorry, I forgot, you can't
That's it, I win, there's no way you'll make it through
I eliminated the Queen and now I'm finished with you too
Blair:
Rule the kingdom as mother and daughter, that's what you're trying to do?
Well, I'm sorry, Dame Vader, but the Force is not with you
Delancy's on my side and so is Gardania's Crown
That's right, I'm the true heir and your plan is going down
So you killed the Queen? I hope you've had your fun
'Caruse you're going straight to jail faster than Sonic can run
Now it's really over and you got what you deserved
But hey, I used to be a waitress, you should've known you'd get served
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
No, really, you decide. Just leave your suggestions in a review and I'll see if I have any ideas for them.
And yes, I had to put Sonic and Star Wars references in this one. Who knows what references will be in the next one? Lord of the Rings? Harry Potter? None? You'll never know...at least until the next battle.