Hello FanFiction! here's another Barbie rap battle for my fans! Oh, but first...

Blair: "I'd like to apologise to Sonic the Hedgehog for implying that anything can possibly be faster than him. He's so fast that he once turned off the light in his room and got in bed before the room was dark. He's so fast he can run around the planet and smack himself in the back of the head, and then not see what hit him. He's so fast-"

We got it, Blair. You can get back to your Sonic fangirling so I can get back to mine. Uhh...I mean...enjoy! :3

*Blair runs to her room to cuddle her Sonic plushie*

I couldn't think of anything for Serafina and Wolfie vs the dogs from The Princess and the Popstar, but how about Annelise and Erika vs Tori and Keira? I bet they have a lot to tell each other :3 This is basically supposed to represent old Barbie films vs new Barbie films

Annelise:

What's this, some kind of mirror? Hold on, we're not that ugly

Is it some kind of joke? 'cause I don't think it's funny

Just who are you? Are you trying to steal our thrones?

You see, I'm in no mood for "Attack of the Clones"

Erika:

These rip-offs? Ignore them, that's what I do

Annelise:

They're making us look bad, don't you see it too?

Erika:

Yeah, well I guess we could teach them not to mess with us

Sit down, girls, we have some things to discuss

Tori:

Big words from you, grannies, we're new and improved

See those shelves over there? Your dolls got removed

Times are changing and our trend sells better than yours

Keira:

Now where's Madame Carp, haven't you got chores?

Oh, that's right, you got rid of her by chance

Before that king you were just a pauper who could barely dance

Tori:

Now you can leave us alone, run, crawl or fly

'Cause when fans remember you, they start to cry

Annelise:

They cry because they miss us, we've been gone for ages

Erika:

Or maybe just because they're forced to see your faces

Annelise:

And your pink glitter everywhere just for the sake of it

You two are superficial, each and every bit

Erika:

You're the biggest shames in the Barbie bloodline

Even your name is a rip-off of mine

We teach moral values, you teach nothing, so you'd better take a class

First lesson: to be a princess is to know how to kick-

Annelise: "Erika!"

Erika: "Sorry, I got carried away"

Tori:

I know you think you're the best, but guess what, nobody cares

You're out, we're in, enough class, time for recess

We're the new thing, deal with it, that's how things are going now

Keira:

Now go and learn how to sing, maybe I'll teach you how

Even our music's better, it's got more rhythm, so don't whine

How many times should we tell you? It's our turn to shine

We make more films per year than all of yours combined

We're the future, if you don't see it then you're blind

I just took all the arguments about old vs new Barbie films I've ever seen and made them into lyrics. I guess it was pretty easy. Anyway, when I said to come up with ideas for rap battles, I didn't necessarily mean Barbie protagonist vs her nemesis. That's because I want to do more than just sum up each Barbie film in a rap battle. Hey, how about making things more interesting? How about suggestions for rap battles starring one Barbie character vs a character from any other fandom? Of course, assuming that I'm familiar with that fandom.