Sparrow's log
And I'm falling, falling, falling and land in a lake.
Jack burst out of the water, "stop poking me with your pointy stick," he yelled at a random Zora.
"gferhfjrebnfukrh," said the Zora I some random fish language and it swam away.
Jack got out of the water on to a random floating plate form. He sat there as if didn't care what just happened.
"What's up with all these chickens, there all over the place?" He looked to his right, "nice cannon!"
Some random solders came flying in holding on chicken. "Stop collecting the flying rupees," yelled the one. "Sorry sir, it just you know, flying rupees!"
Jack had an idea; he climbed up to the highest platform. The platform he was on was quit high up with different levels like the wedding cake he stole two days ago. He grabbed the chicken next to him, "this is way better then teaching chipmunks to sing." And he jumped off the opposite direction from where the soldiers were coming from. "Fly little chicken, fly!" The chicken flew and it flew, "watch out!" yelled Jack, "don't fly into the Towerrrrrrrrrrrr!" *CRASH*!
Sparrow's log
I think I'm dead, what... I can still hear the chicken. OW! STOP IT, YOUR BECK…IS….PAINFUL!