Every morning chapter 2: I did what now?

2d woke up on his bed to the sound of the same whale who had been taunting him since day one. As usual he woke up not knowing what the hell had happen before he clocked out. This was pretty much norm for him without his painkillers, especially when he would pass out from the pain in his head.

He stumbled out of bed almost falling to his knees as he did so. He went to the door and surprisingly it was open. 2d didn't know why or how but he didn't care. Maybe now he could escape.

This wasn't' the case thought…

"Not so fast face ache." Said the same dreaded voice 2d has heard forever. "just because you're out of the room doesn't mean that I'm going to let you escape. I still need you…"

"For what!" said 2d, someone pissed off.

"For interviews and stuff of course. And besides, do you really want to leave when Noodle and Russell could be on their way here right now…"

"is it worth it now? There probably not coming here, and if they are it's to yell at us for not trying to save Noodle or find them."

"So?"

"So I don't want Noodle and Russell to hate me because you trapped me in a god damn underwater dungeon!"

"do you cuddle with cyborg Noodle with that mouth?" Murdoc said.

2d was thrown off a bit by this. He forgot that Murdoc had camera's all around, and he started to have somewhat memory of cuddling with someone, but he thought it was a dream.

"I thought you two looked adorable together, and besides…" said Murdoc pulling out 2d's dairy "you were right on the money with how me and Russell would flip if we found out you loved noodle. You really think you're goanna be able to get with her?"

"you're not mad…"

"of course not, because 2d, do you really think that Noodle is goanna go for you? You're a blue haired retard who depends on an overdose a day on painkillers to keep his head on straight? Even Damion and Jamie are laughing at this little ship. And the fan base…they don't care about your love life 2d, they just want you to sing with your nice voice and call it a day."

2d heard enough, too sad to attack Murdoc he left and headed back to his room. Murdoc was right. Between how the fan base and Jamie and Damion would react, he didn't have a chance in hell with Noodle.

"it's not fair!" he said after slamming the door to his room. "WHY CAN'T I BE WITH HER? WHICH PART OF "IN PAIN" DO THESE DAMN FANS NOT GET? He said in anger. He sat on his bed, he took out a lollypop and pretended that it was a cigarette. Long story short: after an encounter with the pirates the bands trip to the stores from plastic beach was made into every 1-2 months. Murdoc also wanted 2d to stop smoking believing it would affect his voice in later albums (if they ever would do anther album but never say never).

2d layed on his bed as cyborg Noodle came in.

"hey 2d, are you ok?" she said.

2d was a bit taken back by this but was somewhat glad cyborg was all of the sudden begin nice to him. It's about time all those times he's defended her and told murdoc to stop ordering her to get beer paid off.

"no not really…" he said sighing.

"aw what's wrong?" she said sitting down next to him, putting her arm around him.

"you promise not to make fun of me?" he said.

"I won't, just tell me what's wrong?" she said.

2d sighed and told his tale.

"so I have a crush on our guitarist Noodle. I don't know why other than she's really nice and has always been there for me. Murdoc told me I have no chance with her. And he's right…look at me cyborg, I may look young but I'm too old and stupid for her…it's hopeless, especially with the fans saying we don't belong together…" he said sobbing.

Cyborg couldn't help but smile on the inside at this. With this little heartbreak 2d would have to defend cyborg when the real noodle came back. To hell with people who said the paring was wired, cyborg refused to get scrapped after months of serving her "master" beer only to get yelled at.

"there, there 2d, let it out." She said as she stroked his blue hair.

"thanks cyborg…but why are you begin so nice to me?" he said.

"cause I feel bad for you 2d. You think you got it bad? Murdoc does nothing but yell at me and one time he asked me to cuddle with him. I had to obey…oh god it was horrible. What green skinned ass hole wears a thong…"

"yeah, tell me about it…" 2d said sniffling and whipping his nose.

"I'll tell you what, how about you and me go to the pier and play some of the games there. Surly those should cheer you up from this heart ache."

"good idea…" 2d said.

`cyborg saw this as the perfect chance to win over 2d, and even get more info from him about Noodle. Luckily for cyborg, 2d wasn't that bad looking for his age, and was a push over…just the type of men she liked…