This came from one of many plot bunnies that seem want to make my life harder.

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DarkshadowXsunny-sides : I am sorta nocturnal, and I have like no life at this point (graduating) so I update to compensate, plus these are relatively short. I like your Ratchet "Documentary" in the review, very funny and true!

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Normal point of view

I'm going to kill them. I am going to wind up on a show like those seen on the ID network. Why? Because I am currently strapped to a bed in the Medbay, covered in a nasty smelling ointment, and watching Barney and friends, and the Wiggles. Ohhhh, the twins were gonna pay indeed for their crimes. How did this happen?

Flashback

We had just gotten back to base from the mall, where I showed Mikaela my superior shopping skills.

Mikaela: "I still can't believe that you got all of your stuff on sale!"

Me: "As much as I hate wearing skirts, a good flirty skirt can get you what you want."

Sam: "Boy do I know that."

Smack!

Sam: "Ow. Kiss it will ya? Please?"

She sighed as she kissed where she smacked the back of his head playfully. We dropped my stuff at my room, and they gave me the quick tour of base. We finished up at the rec room, when I suddenly began feeling hot. I wasn't the only one because Sam and Mikaela were sweating. Soon after we arrived Will and Epps showed up, asking what we needed. We told them that we were fine. They appeared to have been working out, as the were sweating and wearing workout clothes. I heard an engine rev and I saw Sideswipe tear down the hall, a visible white steam coming off the back of him.

Me: "That was strange."

Will: "Eh, it happens more often than you think. He's probably running from a prank."

Me: "Really? Well, I shouldn't be surprised. He seems like the type."

Epps: "Prowl' be chasing him soon, bet he gets three weeks in the brig or more."

Me: "Brig?"

Bumblebee: "You need a timeout!...hard time...in them county blues."

Me: "Ah, that makes sense. It's their equivalent of a time out."

Sam: "Though the pranks they pull would land most kids in juvee."

He said as he absently scratched his back.

Will: "ACHOO!"

Me: "Bless, you..ACHOO!"

Epps: "Bless you. Is anyone else hot?"

Mikaela: "Yeah, and itchy."

Bee: "Sam...Are you...sick?"

Sam's eyes grew wide.

Sam: "Nah, Bee. Just itchy."

Bee: "And Sneezy..and...should I call Doc?"

Everyone looked worried, maybe a little scared. Why? Ratchet seemed nice enough.

Mikaela and Will: "No no no no! Really we're fine Bee..ACHOO! (sniff)"

Bee: "Mother knows best! MEDIC! MEDIC!"

As soon as he said it, Ratchet appeared and took in our condition. He then took us to the Medbay, where we were stripped and put into hospital gowns, submerged in cold water to lower our "temperatures" and then slathered not so gently in anti itch crème. I watched as Epps complained and as Ratchet took out a mini wrench and swatted at him with it.

Ratchet: "I am the medic here, therefore I highly recommend you calm down and rest, lest you want to add an injury to the reason as to why you are in MY Medbay!"

I take back what I said before. He is kind when needed. Most doctors spoke to you sternly if you didn't listen. But if you frustrate Ratchet he will not hesitate to smack you with a wrench. What kind of doctor dose that?! As soon as we were forced to rest, Sam tried to escape. He was then caught sedated and strapped to his bed. And as a result, the rest of us were strapped to our beds so we wouldn't escape. A few moments later, the twins walked in, grinning from ear to ear... if they had ears. Sunny had fins and Sides had horns on their heads.

Sides: "Well, well, well. Look Sunny! The poor patients look bored!"

Will: "You two! This isn't funny! Tell Ratchet what you did!"

Sunny: "Ah, ah, ah! You should be resting Major! But since our charge has to suffer with you, we thought we'd come by and turn on some entertainment for you guys."

He smirked as he turned the t.v on, to a dvd of Barney and friends sing along, followed by the Wiggles sing along.

Sides: "Enjoy, oh and get well soon!"

He said as the two left snickering at our expense.

End Flashback

Sam: "This. is. hell."

Epps: "I think I'm gonna hurl if I hear I love you one more time!"

Me: "For our sakes don't, or Ratchet will keep us here longer. Isn't there anyone we could call?"

Will: "No way! Ratchet keeps anyone healthy out of the Medbay, and even if they were injured, he would keep them away from us."

Mikaela: "Not only that, but Ratchet took all of our phones. We can't call anybody even if we wanted to. We're stuck here until he deems us healthy, which could be a while."

I struggled against my bonds and the stupid mits on my hands (they were to prevent me from itching). I soon shimmied my hands free and pulled out the phone that I was hiding.

Sam: "Where did you get that?!"

Me: "When you tried to escape, I grabbed it off the counter. Now who do we call? Ironhide, Jazz?"

Will: "No, we need to go way over his head. Speed dial 1."

I did as he said and the phone began to ring. I put it on speaker, hoping that Ratchet wasn't near by.

{Prime: "Optimus Prime, What seems to be the problem Sam?"}

One hour and several conversations later

Me: "Alright, Who's getting who when?"

Mikaela: "You're really excited about getting them back, aren't you?"

Me: "Yeah! They need to be taught a lesson, and besides I haven't had a good laugh since my last prank war."

Will: "I've been saving a certain prank for a while now, I think it's time to use it. What about you Epps?"

Epps: "I'm not sure yet, but man will it be good!"

Sam: "I've already texted Bee and told him my plan. He still has to get back at the twins for that last joke about the cyber cat having his glossa."

We had asked Prime if we could prank the twins as their punishment, and he allowed it, so long as it didn't distract meaningful work, and so long as others didn't get hurt. So over the next few months, Karma would rear it's ugly head.

Author's note: Hello out there to all the nocturnal people (or in some cases European) who are reading this! I need conclusive evidence of what Sunny and Sides should raise in the future, so please vote, it'll only take a second. I have a new question for you...What would be a good name for a femme and a good name for a mech? Please submit two names (and a color). Why two? The reason why is because there are a few reviewers who respond (love you both!) and this will give me a wide variety to choose from! as usual... pretty pretty please Rate and Review it! Please also Follow and Favorite!

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