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Text:" =Two way conversation out loud for extended time.
[Text: "] = Twin bond or special bond (like family)
{Text: "} = Com link
Prank month 1: August
Third person point of view
Bee had decided that for his and Sam's revenge he'd need Ratchet's help. He made the bold decision of entering the Medbay to ask his question while Ratchet was organizing his supplies. "Hey Doc!..I need you...Revenge shall be mine!" He asked. The medic looked at the yellow scout and shook his head. "I'm not helping you get back at the twins for what they did to Sam. Though I will apologize for having been unintentionally part of the prank." He said as he opened a drawer. With a loud pop, Ratchet's face was covered in hydraulic fluid and confetti. Bee struggled to suppress a laugh at the twin's latest prank. "So?" He asked. "So...We strike tonight at midnight!" The medic growled.
They next day, Sunstreaker came out of his recharge with a yawn, he stretched as per his morning routine. He turned to his brother and tried to say morning, only to be met with a strange grinding in his throat, where his voice capsastator would be.
In the rec room
"Bee. Why are we in here at 5:30 in the morning?" Sam asked his friend. "Good things come to those who wait." The scout said while trying to keep Mikaela awake. Bee knew that the twins got up around now and would no doubt be looking for Ratchet to fix them. Ratchet usually came at this time to get his energon, so this would prompt the twins coming to the rec room. "Yeah, unless there are waffles and bacon coming I'm falling back asleep on this table." Arabella whined. At that point the twins walked into the room Growling angrily. "Good morning!" She moaned to her two favorite mechs. "Good morning to you! Good morning to you! We greet the sun's shining rays, with smiles on our faces!" Sang Sideswipe with a scowl. Bee fought to contain his laughter. "Uhhh, what's up with your voice?" Asked Sam who had caught on and was trying to hide his smile. "You know damn well!... Laryngitis...BEE!" Sunstreaker said pointing towards Bumblebee, who lost his battle with laughter. "What's wrong? Cyber cat got you glossa?" Bee asked parroting the twins voices from before. This sent Sam into hysterics, and Mikaela into a fit of giggles. "What did you do?" Arabella asked looking incredulously at Bee, who was warbling in laughter. Bee stopped for a moment and mimic-grabbed his throat saying "Kali Maa, KALI MAAAAAAAAA!" as he tore his hand away. Arabella lost it. She too was now rolling around on the table in laughter, as the twins glared. Just then Ratchet strode into the room and grabbed a cube of energon. "Good morning. You two looking for something?" He said noticing the twins walking over to him. "Don't worry, as much as I hate to admit it, you two glitch heads won't be without your voices for long." The medic said as he watched the twins reel back in horror. "You...helped with...laryngitis...not the Bees!" Sideswipe said incredulously. "Stay out of my Medbay." The medic said as he walked away with the twins following him, trilling and whining, for him to fix them.
Prank month 2: September
Third person point of view
Epps was the next to strike back. While the twins were out on patrol, he gained access to their room and their wide collection of waxes and polishes. The twins were notorious for being obnoxiously shiny, at all times, and knowing the two they'd more than likely polish themselves when they got off of patrol. So Epps quickly made the alterations to their polish and wax and left to see if Will's prank was done being set up.
Half an hour later
Twins point of view
Sides: "Man! that was the most processor numbing patrol ever!"
Sunny: "Tell me about it. At least we have some time for a little polishing."
Sides: "Agreed. Pass the wax and a rag please."
Forty minutes later
Sides: "This isn't funny Sunstreaker!"
Sunny: "I think it's hilarious! That is a wonderful shade of peach on you! I should call you Peach-swipe!"
Sides: "And you look spectacular as well, lemon-lime Streaker!"
Sunny: "Wha?! Ohh he is so going to pay for this!"
{Sunny: "Bee!"}
{Bee: "What?"}
{Sides: "Don't play dumb, you fragger! You know what!"}
{Bee: "No, I don't know. I just got to base with Sam and Mikaela fifteen minutes ago!}
{Sunny: "Can you prove that?"}
{Bee: "I can. Look up the base's recent purchases, you'll find Tim Horton's, and Auto cleaning supplies. Mikaela is going to give me a wash in a few minutes.}
{Sides: "He's right. I checked. Well that leaves Will, Epps, and Bella."}
{Sunny: "Let's investigate after we get cleaned up."}
{Sides: "Perhaps Bella will give me a wash, If anything else I could find out if she did it."}
{Sunny: "You do that. I'm gonna use the car wash on site. I could use a massage, the back of my lower abdomen is killing me!"}
Sideswipe's point of view.
Me: "Please?"
I asked pulling out the big eyes trick. Hey it worked once before right?
Bella: "(SIGH) Sure why not? How did you wind up looking so peachy?"
Me: "This isn't funny! Someone decided to taint my and Sunstreaker's waxes and polishes. You wouldn't know who happened to do that, would you?"
Bella: "N..nooo...I wouldn't (snicker)"
She said as I put her on my shoulder.
Me: "Did you do it?'
Bella: "No way! Appearance pranks are for rookies, and I'm better than that!"
She said as I walked outside, to where Mikaela was washing Bee. I transformed down and around her, leaving her wide eyed in my driver's seat. The base has a remote desert entrance that we rarely use. So we use the area for recreation more than anything else. Hey we need sunlight too.
Bella: "Please don't do that. It's bad enough that you insist that I ride on your shoulder, but I'm more concerned with getting stuck or caught in your gears when you transform.
She said as she got out of my alt.
Me: "Sorry, what can I say... I wanted you inside me."
Bella: "Aww, thank you sweetness! And ewww! You seriously do creep me out sometimes."
Me: "I only creep because I care."
Bella: "I'll remember that."
She said laughing. Sweet Primus! Her laugh was wonderful, it was high and sweet, so innocent yet there was a hint of mischief in it. I (without her knowing) had recorded it and sent it to Sunny, who answered back with happiness and affection over the twin bond. I swear, to Primus I don't know how but I will hear her laugh again. Even if I have to force it out of her. Okay, maybe she is right, that sounded creepy.
Bella: "You ready?"
She asked as she started rinsing the color off. This was going to be good.
Sunstreaker's point of view
"Sides you lucky fragger!" I said to myself as I sent my affection over the bond. What can I say? Despite the fact that she is a squishy human, she is special to us. I don't know why but she makes me feel happy to be on this planet, like I was meant to be here. "One day we'll tell her." I said as I entered the only car wash on base. Will had been kind enough to have this installed for us a few months ago, as a way to relax after battle. This was no ordinary wash though, it has a laser grid that scans each of our alts and then uses the information to adjust the wash. This included size so even Ratchet and Prime could enjoy a massage, though they never claim to need one. The wash was going fine, until I saw the brushes. They looked new, which was fine but they felt, different. Almost softer. "I needed this" I said as the brushes started caressing my alt, gently removing the green polish I had so carefully applied earlier. I stiffened as the brushes touched my side panels (or ribs by human anatomy standards). "That tickled" I said to myself thanking Primus that the wash would be over soon.
ERROR! ERROR! ERROR!
"What the frag?" I shouted over the noise. Then to my horror the slagging machine malfunctioned! The brushes surrounded me and began to scrub not only my side panels, but also my wheels (which would be part of my peedes or feet, and my arm joints or armpits). I tried in vain to suppress my laughter and break out of my bonds only for them to hold me firmly in place. I as much as I hate to admit it, needed help. I sent a wave of anger, frustration and laughter over the bond hoping that Sides would answer back, when he didn't I pinged through verbally.
[Me: "Sideswipe!"]
[Sides: "What?!]
[Me: "Hehe...hee-hee-hee..."]
[Sides: "If you pinged me just to laugh, I swear to Primus!"]
[Me: "Heh..heeelp Mee-hee-hee-hee!]
[Sides: "What in the fragging pit is wrong with you?"]
[Me: "AH-HA-HA-HAH-HA-AHA-HA! I'm stu-hu-hu-hu-ck!"]
[Sides: "Just transform and break free."]
[Me: "I ca-ha-ha-ha-ant! St-stasis locks!"]
I silently cursed Wheeljack. When Sides and I were in New Mexico, he had landed on earth with the only working pair of stasis locks. These locks when in contact with Cybertronians keep them from transforming, and it also saps their strength, making it hard for them to escape imprisonment. Some how the only locks wound up in the car wash of all places...
RING! RING! RING!
Epps: "Hello Sunstreaker, you're on speaker."
Me: "I a-a-am g-going to sl-slag you to the p-p-pit! Heh-heh-hee-hee! For th-this! AHHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAH-HA!"
Epps: "Hey Will, the Joker's on speaker, got anything to say?"
Will: "Hello Sunshine! Got anything to say to me?"
Me: "Frag you! You too Epps!"
I giggled.
Will: "Ah ah ah! I'd be nice, if I were you."
He said as the brushes began to spin faster. He and Epps must be behind all of this, the polish, and the torture that I was now enduring.
Me: "P-p-plea-hee-hee-hee-hee-heese! Make it ST-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-AHHHP!"
I squealed out in laughter, trying hard to sound threatening...to no avail.
Will: "You know you should laugh more, it's good for you health. Revenge is fun. Isn't it?"
Me: "No-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! I am gonna make you Pa-hey-hey-hey-hey! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! For this! Heh-heh-aha-hah-ha-ha-ha!"
Will: "I know. But it'll be worth it! Ah what else did we want to say? Ah, yes! Cootchie cootchie coo!"
Epps: "Tickle tickle tickle!"
They cooed as the brushes began to tickle me all over.
Me: "AH-HA-HA-AHAH-HA-HA-HA-HA! Gahhhh-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Third person point of view
Epps: "How long are ya gonna keep him there?"
Will: "How long did we watch my daughter's dvd's?"
Epps: "Forty minutes or so."
Will: "Then he still has thirty minutes left."
Epps: "You are an evil man! Your wife is rubbing off on you."
Will: "She is not! And besides he should thank us for this later... he will be shinier than ever once I'm through with him!"
Neither of the two men knew that Sunstreaker hadn't shut off his twin bond letting Sideswipe hear the whole thing. Revenge would indeed be fun.
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