This came from one of many plot bunnies that seem to want to make my life harder.

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Text:" =Two way conversation out loud for extended time.

Normal point of view

Tia and I were in the rec room when we got another ping on our processors. This one said battle mode. How our Processors or brain I guess work is very similar to that of a computer. We could store files, com link others,(adding com links is like friending someone on Facebook. Who knew right?) and receive new data and information.

We took our energon back to our quarters and downloaded the new info. I looked at the information. It explained how we could draw our weapons in and out of battle mode.

Tia: "I don't know about you, but I want to see what I look like in battle mode."

It took a moment for her to do it, but sure enough her bipedal's armor moved and changed. She soon had a pointed pleated metal skirt and a battle bra on. Her hair tied itself back in a long braid, and she now had a mask that shielded her mouth and nose, only revealing her visor. Most surprisingly, her pedes looked like combat boots and part of her helm transformed into a small silvery tiara circlet.

Me: "Wow... you look like-"

Tia: "A mix between The Hunters of Artemis and a Valkyrie. This is so cool!"

Me: "Why though? Your body isn't necessarily safer like that."

Tia: "I think it has something to do with our favorite role models. I've always liked The Ride of the Valkyries, and Thalia Grace was my favorite character from those books you read to me during down time at practice."

Me: "Wonder what mine looks like?"

I said as I watched my armor shift and change into...

Tia: "What the frag?! You're half naked!"

Me: "So are you!"

Tia: "Touché."

I looked at the mirror in our room. She was right, I had on a pleated skirt that was much shorter than hers. My abs were bare and I had on a laced up corset that stopped underneath my first abs in my six pack. It hooked itself to my neck making a halter of some sorts, it also squeezed my...ahem chest making things bulge out. My arms had silver circlet arm bands, my hair hung in a curly ponytail, and my helm moved and created a halo tiara that had a very sharp curved point. I had a battle mask that resembled Prime's, and worse still my pedes had turned into heels. If I bent over there was no doubt that you could see my aft. Yep, I feel totally exposed.

Me: "What the frag?! Why am I half naked?!"

Tia: "What were you into as a kid coach?"

Me: "Video games, Sailor moon, Girls und Panzer, Kill la kill... Ohhhhhh!"

Tia: "Didn't know that you were into kill la kill. You could've watched with Lilith and I when we went on long road trips to competitions. This explains a lot."

Me: "So my battle mode is comprised of all those female character's outfits?"

I looked again, seeing elements of each female character I could think of; Maki from Final Fight 2, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Venus, Black Orchid from killer Instinct, Mai Shiranui,Kitana from Mortal Kombat, Ryuko from Kill la Kill...the list goes on.

Me: "This is awesome! I wonder what weapons you got?"

Tia had a knife strapped to her leg, and two cannons mounted in both of her shoulders. When she flicked her wrists down, two clubs fell out. When she picked them up a curved blade popped out. She, looked at it curiously, and then took the two blades and attached them together at the base, making a double bladed scythe.

Tia: "This is so fragging cool! Wonder what this button does?"

She screamed as she twirled her new weapon. I assume she pressed the button because the scythe turned into a spear. "Ooooooh!" She cooed as she inspected the spear. She bounced the butt of it on the floor making the tip recede, leaving a staff. Her face contorted into a look of confusion as she poked where the spear tip was. her digit recoiled with a hot hiss. Apparently the staff had heated tips.

Tia: "I could brand somebody with this! What'd you get?"

She said in awe as she began to put it away. I searched my processor and found a schematic of myself, revealing what was a weapon on me. I have one shoulder mounted blaster and my left hand turns into one as well. I pulled out two pleats of my skirt. They were light and airy. I flicked my wrists and my steal fans unfurled. "Hey Tia toss me that empty energon cube would you?" she did as I asked, I swiped at the flying cube with the fans, cutting the cube into fourths. They were blades, and my other pleats were fans too. There was a tiny panel on the base of my fans. I pressed into it and my fans morphed into hand held Arbelas (ha get it? Arabella..Arbelas? oh never mind!). I put my blades away and inspected the chain around my waist. I unwrapped it and found that it was a chain whip. The end farthest from me had a rounded ball tip, whereas the end in my hand was a heart shaped handle. The handle had two buttons and a dial with numbers on it. I pressed one button and the tip of the whip turned blue and crackled with electricity. I pressed the other button and the end turned into a net. When I pressed them together the net crackled with electricity.

Me: "Oooooh! I like my gear!"

Tia: "Don't you think that my larger cannons look strange? Wonder what they sho-"

BOOM!

Smack!

Me: "Ow. Owwwwww, that really hurt!"

Tia: "I'm so sorry coach, I didn't mean to!"

There was a loud knocking at the door. "Ladies? Are you alright?" It was Prowl, and he seemed a little peeved. We quickly reversed our battle mode as I opened the door.

Me: "Sorry for the noise Prowl. I accidentally tripped and fell into the wall."

Prowl: "Are you sure? It didn't sound like you fell. It sounded like-"

Me: "I'm sure. I uh was about to take Tia to see Jazz with a question."

Tia: "Or two. We're fine, thanks Prowl! Have a nice afternoon sir!"

She said as she drug me past the SIC who had a perplexed look on his face. When we got to Jazz's office we were surprised to find him in there with Will and Epps. They were discussing something when we ran in.

Me: "Uhhh...Jazz Tia has a question."

Jazz: "Whatcha need?"

Tia: " Uhh, can you look at my cannons?"

Will: "Isn't that more of a Ratchet or Ironhide thing?"

Me: "That's just it. Do I look like I've been shot to you?"

Epps: "No."

Me: "Well, somehow Tia blasted me into a wall when we were looking at our Battle Regalia."

Will: "Battle Regalia?"

Jazz: "Was tha ya'll down the hall?

Me: " Yeah that was us. And yes we have Battle Regalia, doesn't everybot?"

Jazz: "No we don'. Tha bein' said why don ya show meh ya cannons?"

Tia: "You sure?"

Jazz: "Bring it on."

Tia and I changed into our Battle Regalia, and the room fell silent. Will, Jazz, and Epps were all staring at us.

Me: "Uhh...guys? Guys? YO! STOP GAWKING AND ANSWER ME!"

Will and Epps woke up and stared at Jazz, who was still staring.

Epps: "I think he froze."

Tia: "Ha. Like a computer? Ha ha ha!"

Will: "We're not kidding. We gotta wake him."

Me: "Tia could you wake him... you know like blast him into a wall? I think that would wake most up."

Tia: "I can try. I'm not totally sure how I did it in the first place but I'll try."

She said as I put Will and Epps on my shoulders and as we both picked up the disabled TIC. We carried him into the training room, (If he took out a wall this would be a good place) and set him down sixty or so feet from a wall. I put Will and Epps on a catwalk overhead so they would be safe.

Me: "Tia what were you thinking of when you shot me?"

Tia: "The song Pour some sugar on me. It seemed fitting at the time, what with how we looked an-"

Me: "Tia, think of the loudest song that you can think of and focus on your cannons."

Tia: "Okay..."

Tia revealed her cannons, and appeared to think about what she was doing. Soon a song started playing, loudly but not loud enough.

I just gotta get out, I just gotta get right outta here!

Me: "Focus harder Tia! You've got this!"

My excitement must have spurred her on, cause the song got louder until the solo came on. Then things got wild.

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH! OOOH YEAH! OOOOOOH YEAH! OOOOOOOHHHH HOOOOOOOOO! Nothing really matters...

There was a flash of blue light, and Jazz was sent flying. I'm serious, he literally flew into the wall.

Jazz: "What the Frag? Awww did ah freeze?"

Me: "Yes, now would you like to explain why, and then check out Tia's cannons?"

Jazz: "Ah froze cause ah wasn' expectin' ya'll to be half naked in mah office. So this is Battle Regalia? Hmmm, impressive. Now let meh take a look at yo cannons."

After a moment or two of inspecting, Jazz started to smile and then began to grin.

Jazz: "Primus blessed ya'll with many gift's didn't he?"

Tia: "So what's wrong with them?"

Jazz: "Nothin. You jus so happen to have the largest an loudest woofers' Ah've ever seen."

Tia: "Soooo?"

Jazz: "You have the ability ta make sound waves a weapon of mass force. You can literally move bodies with sound, against their will."

Me: "Ha! You sound like Nonon!"

Tia: "Wicked! And better still, I can get a much better sound from my speakers this way!"

Author's note: This was going to be a one-shot, but at two in the morning a little voice screamed out that this needed to be read, that voice was the weird part of YouTube. You are welcome for now knowing that our femmes will practice Kunoichi, the art of female ninjutsu and distracting the male opponent. I looked up what it was...don't worry. I legit need you guys to vote on the Sequel poll asap because it will determine the course of the story... a lot. Hope you enjoyed your dose of Queen, fans who love Queen's music and please forgive Jazz's accent, I'm trying really hard to get it right. I promise more love and fluff soon! Pretty pretty, pretty please Rate, Review, Follow and Favorite! Love ya!

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