This came from one of many plot bunnies that seem to want to make my life harder.
I do not own Transformers. All original Transformers belong to rightful owners! I only own my Oc Arabella, and anyone else I add.
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DarkshadowXsunny-sides : Heh, I'm not sure how they'll react. hope you like this chapter!
Text:" =Two way conversation out loud for extended time.
{Text: "} = Com link
S.S = Twins speaking in unison
Normal point of view
Wednesday was strange. Tia and I had been walking to the rec room from training to get some energon and watch some t.v when the twins pulled us into a large supply room.
Me: "What the frag? Why did you pull us into the supply room?"
Sunny: "To save you from Ratchet! The new arrivals are coming tonight and he is trying to get everyone in for maintenance!"
Tia: "Oh come on it can't be that bad! I mean Bella told me that he had poor bedside manners but a check up can't be that bad!"
Sides: "You've never seen the Hatchet when he's determined to catch someone!"
Tia: "So I won't run. Please, step away from the door."
As if on cue we heard a metal clang outside the door. When we opened the door a bit, we saw Bumblebee in his alt speeding down the hall playing a clip of someone yelling FREEDOM! Ratchet wasn't far behind and he had a blaster. He shot a few darts at Bee's bumper. As soon as they made contact, Bee slowed down to a crawl. Ratchet then walked up to Bee's alt and picked him up.
Ratchet: "Like my new blaster? I had Wheeljack make it for this specific occasion. The stasis darts work very well to stop my patients from escaping, even Ironhide couldn't withstand a few of them."
We instantly closed the door as he marched back up the hall with a screaming Bee. Tia now had a very concerned look on her face.
Tia: "Okay... is he always like that?"
Sides: "Yep, though the stasis gun is new."
Me: "Where can we hide? He knows pretty much every inch of this base!"
S.S: "Come with me if you wanna live!"
We watched as the twins opened an air vent just large enough for our alts to drive through. Tia and I transformed and they gently lifted us into the vent. They soon joined us and began leading us through the vents to another room. They then removed the vent panel and placed us on the ground. We were in a warehouse and there were metal crates everywhere.
Sides: "Okay, you have to promise not to tell anyone about our secret spot."
He said as he opened a crate for us to drive into. When we got inside we noticed that several crates had been welded together to make a cross of hallways. Shelves lined the walls and were cluttered with waxes, buffers, energon and candy. It was like a tiny secret base.
Sunny: "This is our secret hiding place, and it also doubles as our secret prank cache. Tell no one of it's existence."
Me: "Guy's this is splendid! How-"
S.S: "Shhhhhh!"
They hushed. I gave them a perplexed look only to hear footsteps.
{Sides: "Nobody move... I think Ratchet might be nearby."}
{Me: "Who's left on his check up list?"}
{Sunny: "Well the commanding officers usually get their maintenance done first so that means Prowl, Jazz, and Optimus are done."}
{Sides: "And he said that he got Ironhide. We watched him get Bee.."}
{Tia: "Which leaves us and Wheeljack. Great...just great!"}
We listened as the footsteps got louder and louder. My scans showed that it was Ratchet, and he was not happy with the fact that we were avoiding him.
Ratchet: "Ohh younglings... come out come out wherever you are!"
He sang. I cringed, he sounded close.
{Me: "You guys...I don't know if we can hide here much longer!"}
{Tia: "Yeah, I'm with coach. There are four of us what is the probability of all of us escaping?"}
{Sunny: "Not good. At least one of us will get caught."}
{Me: "How long have you two been avoiding maintenance?"}
{Sides: "Four months. Ever since you came we have neglected that little detail so we could spend more time with you."}
{Tia: "Aww!"}
{Me: "You two are so sweet! Okay... I'll give myself up so ya'll can escape."}
{S.S: "No way! I'll do it!"}
{Me: "You'd go through his wrath for me?"}
{S.S: "There's nothing we wouldn't do for you Sweetspark!"}
Ratchet: "I know you four are in here! Just expose yourselves and we will get the appointment over with. Fast and easy."
He was right next to where we were hiding. I looked at Tia.
{Me: "Surrender?"}
{Tia: "You wanna wait it out and get shot?"}
{Me: "No, not really."}
{Tia: "All righty then, you answered your own question."}
We quietly drove down one of the four corridors letting the doors close behind us. As soon as the door in front of us opened we sped out and past Ratchet, who gave chase into the hall.
He was quite surprised when we stopped transformed and agreed to go with him.
Later after maintenance
Ratchet: "You two are in perfect health. Thank you for not running from this."
Tia: "Pfft don't mention it. Besides you did say you needed to do tests on us."
Me: "Though you might want to use different words next time. You made it seem like it would be a painful experience."
Ratchet: "You wouldn't happen to know where those two glitch heads you love are hiding would you?"
Me: "Not a clue. We just wanted to be sensible and get it over with, that and I didn't feel like getting a wrench to the head."
Tia: "Hey Ratchet, how come Bella and I don't have those neat symbols every other bot has?"
Ratchet: "Ah, yes. I have been meaning to weld our symbol onto you two. That is assuming that you are joining the faction and will fight alongside us."
Me: "You kidding? This planet is our home! Of course we'll join!"
BOOOM!
"What was that?"
We all said aloud. About five minutes later we heard screaming, very unmanly screaming. I watched as Wheeljack drug in the twins who were screaming and begging for mercy, both clawing at the floor to get away.
Wheeljack: "Ratch, I'm here for my appointment... and I brought the two slaggers who just blew my lab sky high. Thought you'd like to check them over for injuries."
Me: "We'll come back at a later time, Ratchet. So that we won't be two healthy bots in the way of a possible medical emergency."
Ratchet: "Good. Don't forget to be in the rec room in a joor to meet the new arrivals."
Tia: "Yes sir. See you all then."
I know it was cruel of me to leave my boyfriends in the Medbay like that but I didn't want a wrench to the helm and I didn't want the two to retaliate if that happened. I love them too much for Ratchet to offline them so soon.
One joor later
Tia's point of view
Life is unfair. Not that I'm ungrateful of my new life, I'm just lonely. Sure I have Arabella, but she has the twins. I don't wanna be a fourth wheel (Ha, get it? cars...four wheels...) anymore than I have to and that seems to be quite often. I talk to Jazz about how I could get into the line of being a saboteur or a spy. Outside of that I don't have many to talk to... let alone a boy. I won't lie I'm jealous of her. She has two boys that love her, I never had anyone really love or care about me like that except for my mom or her. Anywhoo, where was I? Ah yes. We were in the rec room awaiting the new arrivals when they arrived. 8 of them total, four mechs and four femmes. Finally more girls! Maybe I could be friends with them. That's when I saw him. He was blue, but not like Arabella's blue he was like a normal car blue. He was maybe a head taller than me and he was around my age.
Prime: "Autobots, I would like to reintroduce you to our fellow comrades. The twins, Mudflap and Skids."
Mudflap and Skids: "Ey! Yo, waz crackin'?!"
Ugghhhh. they sound like a less intelligent version of Jazz. I don't think we will get along, one was orange red and the other green.
Prime: "Our spy, Mirage"
He looked nice enough, he was a reddish maroon color, and he was a spy. Now I had someone to talk to about that aside from Jazz.
Prime: "And our Junior Medic, Jolt."
Jolt, I like that name. It was appropriate for how I felt right now, like a jolt of happiness struck my spark.
Prime: "Now I am proud to introduce the team of femmes. Their medic Moonracer."
She seemed nice, kinda shy almost. She was probably Ara's age and was a very pretty teal color.
Prime: " Arcee, their third in command and melee warrior."
She was adventurous looking, and she seemed to be close to my age maybe a year older. She too was blue but more of a metallic blue, somewhere between Arabella's and Jolt's.
Prime: " Chromia, their second in command and Weapons specialist."
She was a metallic silver and she was making serious flirt alert eye contact with Ironhide, who was returning the same gaze. I think they're married. Neat, one less femme to worry about taking my mech away... I didn't say that... or think it.
Prime: "And last but not least, their leader and my bonded, Elita-1."
He said as he gazed lovingly at the Mary Kay pink femme on his arm. Man I am 2 for 2! This is great! Now if only I could stop thinking about Jolt... I looked up to see said mech looking at me. I smiled in a kind manner and he looked away quickly, almost as if he were caught staring. Wonder why he did that? I was distracted by the new twins when they came over and tried to hit on me and Arabella. Ho boy this would be good.
Skids: "Ey, yo femme. You speak my language?"
Bella: "Which one?"
Mudflap: "The language of love baby."
I held a very angry Sunstreaker and Sideswipe off.
{Me: "Hold it you two."}
{Sunstreaker: "No. I will not stand here while those two slag for brains-"}
{Sideswipe: "Hit on our femme. They need to be put in their place!}
{Me: "Just watch. Coach has a talent for making people look and feel stupid."}
As I have seen before, Arabella has a knack for fucking with people's minds. She enjoys doing it too. She once took down a guy who was hitting on her at a truck stop in Texas in two minutes flat.
Bella: "Parlez-vous français?"
Skids: "ouais."
Bella: "What about this dialect?"
She asked throwing them off when she spoke in the dialect used in Quebec. Mudflap opened his mouth to speak but she cut him off again.
Bella: "Or how about this one?"
She said sweetly as she spoke in the dialect used in some of Africa's congos. I couldn't help but snicker at what she was doing. She was going to suggest one more dialect. It was creole'. She has family that lives in Louisiana, so she could speak this language along with English from birth.
Bella: "What about this one?"
She asked wiggling her optic ridges, making me laugh. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe exchanged looks and smirked at her. She had made them proud.
Bella: "You know the language of love isn't just French to me. It is any language that I use to show my affection."
She said bouncing over to her twins.
Bella: "Я люблю тебя Санстрикер и ударить в бок"
Translation: I love you, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.
Now she was just speaking different languages to mess with them. The looks on their faces were priceless! Especially when Sunny and Sides expressed their love for her in another two different languages and then kissed her.
Me: "Come on coach! Must you always frag with people's processors when you meet them?"
Bella: "I like our little tradition. Not only that but this can count as their hazing. So "all mighty kings of pranks", leave them alone. I think they get the message."
Mudflap: "Yo, they ain't the kings of pranks!"
Skids: "Yeah! That'd be us!"
Sides: "You wish!"
Sunny: "I'm going to enjoy making fools of you, prepare to bow before the real kings."
Tia: "None of you are the kings of pranks. I am the Queen, and like Isabella of Spain do I rule!"
Sunny: "Pffft! As if."
Sides: "We've literally had vorns of practice, what have you got six? You may be 16,000 but you're still a six year old at heart. You can't compare."
Me: "Challenge accepted. You're going down!"
Author's note: Aaaaannnnd let the prank war begin! As you may have noticed this story's characters don't look like the bay verse ones... unless they came from there or I liked how they looked. Think of it as fictional loaf...its cobbled together of all kinds of arks and generations. It's kinda like meatloaf only better! If you know what language Arabella used to proclaim her love for the twins, or you just want to say hi, let me know in the review section! The sparkling poll will close tonight at 1:00 am pacific time, so get those votes in! LOVE YOU GUYS FOR GETTING THIS STORY TO OVER 1000 VISITORS! Keep being awesome! Pretty, pretty, pretty please Rate, Review, Follow and Favorite! Love ya!
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