Meanwhile, in Subspace (where the "libruls", according to Sara and her imagination, happen to live in), the "libruls" were doing their usual. At least this was what Sara had imagined for them to do. Captain Falcon was making out with Marth while Zelda and Evil Clone Sara did the same with Samus and Peach, respectively. Becky, in the meantime, was busy complaining about heir so-called obesity and that was because Sara had brainwashed her into believing that she was obese.

"What's wrong, dear?" Evil Clone Sara asked while making out with Peach. "Why the long face?"

"Ugh, I'm so fat and ugly," Becky moaned.

"Don't worry, you can have a threesome with us if you want," Evil Clone Sara reassured, so Becky agreed to have a threesome with her and Peach, as if on cue.

Fox, in the meantime, was bragging to Falco about Darwinism and how evolution could beat creation anyday while Wario was busy eating vegetarian dishes.

Satan, alongside Barack Obama and Mr. Johnson (who happened to be Sara's Science teacher) were gazing into the crystal ball and couldn't even believe what they were seeing.

"So what did you see, Lord Satan?" Mr. Johnson asked.

"Well, those fools must've resisted Sara's brainwashing," Satan answered. "It makes me wonder how they escaped. Oh, and to top it all off, that foolish Braixen named Roxie is their leader."

"We've been wondering the exact same thing," Obama stated.

All of a sudden, Satan hit upon an idea, so he rose from his throne and walked over to the brainwashed "libruls". He knew what he would do.

"Can I have your attention, please?" Satan announced, prompting the "libruls" to stop what they were already doing. "As much as the "Christens" may hate us, we need to find them and then team up with them."

"What was that, Lord Satan?" Fox asked.

"Yeah, do we have to work with 'Christens'?" King Dedede wondered.

"I'm afraid so," Satan answered. "We need to work together with them to find those fools. If successful enough, we will either take them and then rape them or leave them to the 'Christens'. Any questions?"

"I have one," Wario said. "How can we find the 'Christens'?"

"That's easy," Satan said. "I know that they're always at that restaurant called 'Chick-fil-A', so we know where to find them. Does that make sense?"

The 'libruls' muttered something in approval and with that, the music began to start.

CUE SONG: ***"DARK OF THE NIGHT"***

SATAN: (singing)
In the dark of the night,
I was tossing and turning
And the nightmare I had
Was as bad as it can be-
It scared me out of my wits-
A corpse falling to bits!
Then I opened my eyes
And the nightmare was...me!

MR. JOHNSON: (singing)
I am the greatest science teacher in all of America
When Sara misbehaved in my class
And has made lots of mistakes!
But our curse will make those 'Christens' pay
But those lucky fools got away
Little Roxie, beware!
Satan's here!

"GAY LIBRULS": (singing)
In the dark of the night
Evil will find them

"LESBAN LIBRULS": (singing)
In the dark of the night
Just before dawn

ALL "LIBRULS": (vocalizing)
Aah...

SATAN: (singing):
Revenge will be sweet...

OBAMA AND MR. JOHNSON: (singing)
When the curse is complete!

ALL: (singing)
In the dark of the night

At the "in the dark of the night" line, Zelda, along with Captain Falcon, Peach and Fox were already grinding with Samus, Marth, Evil Clone Sara (who was also grinding with Becky) and Falco, respectively, while the rest of the "libruls" were already twerking like crazy.

SATAN: (singing)
They'll be gone
I can feel that my powers
Are slowly returning
Tie my sash and a dash of cologne
For that smell
As the pieces fall into place
I'll see them crawl into my place!
Hasta la vista, Roxie, Your Grace!
Farewell...

"GAY LIBRULS": (singing:
In the dark of the night
Terror will strike them

SATAN: (singing)
Terror's the least
I can do!

"LESBAN LIBRULS": (singing):
In the dark of the night
Evil will brew
Ooh...!

At the "ooh" line, Satan's floating orbs began to depict Roxie, Rosalina and Luma, Yoshi, Sonic, Donkey Kong, Pikachu, Lucario, Pit, Kirby, Mr. Game & Watch, R.O.B., Ness, Luigi and Wolf sleeping peacefully.

SATAN: (singing)
Soon they will feel
That their nightmares are real

ALL: (singing)
In the dark of the night

SATAN: (singing)
They'll be through!

ALL "LIBRULS": (singing)
In the dark of the night
Evil will find them

FOX AND FALCO: (chanting)
Find them!

"LESBAN LIBRULS": (vocalizing)
Ooh...!

ALL "LIBRULS": (singing)
In the dark of the night
Terror comes true

DIDDY KONG AND BECKY: (chanting)
Doom them!

SATAN: (singing)
My dear Roxie,
Here's the sign-

OBAMA AND MR. JOHNSON: (singing)
It's the end of the line!

ALL: (singing)
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...

SATAN: (singing)
Come, my minions
Rise for your master
Let your evil shine!
Find them now
Yes, fly ever faster

ALL: (singing)
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...

SATAN: (singing)
They'll be ours!

End of cue song...

As the song ended, Satan began to laugh evilly, with Obama, Mr. Johnson, Becky and the "libruls" following suit, and with that, the geyser began to erupt, as if it were a volcano of some sort.

...

Later on, Sara, Link, Lauren, Ike and Josh (who happened to be Sara's older brother) were eating at Chick-fil-A and minding their own business when Satan, along with Peach, Wario and Meta Knight, appeared out of nowhere, shocking them instantly.

"You again?!" Sara gasped. "What do you want?!"

"Yeah, you demonic fags!" Josh shouted. "Why are you here?!"

"I know you guys hate me," Satan answered, "but we're not here to fight you. We just need to team up with you."

"Why is that?" Sara asked quizically.

"My dear Sara," Satan marveled. "We were looking into my crystal ball when we already saw those fools who were lucky enough to escape and that this Braixen is with them, so that's why we're here."

"So are you sure that you want to help us now?" Sara asked in confusion.

"Of course, my dear," Satan answered as Peach, Meta Knight and Wario snickered evilly.

"Sara!" Josh interjected as he continued to munch on his chicken sandwich. "Are you sure that you can trust these faggots?"

"Well, if it means hunting down those filthy liberals," Sara stated, "then I can't say no to that one."

"Hey!" Peach, Meta Knight and Wario interjected, feeling insulted by Sara's response to Josh.

"Hey, not you guys," Sara reassured. "I meant those that are lucky enough to escape my brainwashing."

"I see," Peach trailed. "But I want to take them down myself!"

"But what about me?" Wario protested.

"Yeah, aren't you supposed to take us with you?" Meta Knight complained in agreement.

"Fine," Sara sighed. "Then I'll send you to find them. As for you, Satan, if you want to help me find them, then it's a deal."

As a result, she then shook hands with Satan prior to sending Peach to find our heroes. It was going to be a long day after all...

...

Speaking of the musical number part and the song itself called "Dark of the Night", I got that idea from that movie called "Anastasia". Anyway, the "libruls" have just teamed up with Sara and the "Christens" to track down Roxie and Co. But will they succeed? Or will Roxie and the non-brainwashed Smashers free them from Sara's control? Read on and stay tuned.