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Chapter 2: Girls rule

"Help! Help!" A crane yelled while running threw the forest. I had to tilt my head and blink a few times to make sure what I was seeing was real. "Help!" The crane continue yelling but it had spotted us, and now was heading our way.

Miranda began to become nerves once again. "Robbers are attacking my nest! HELP!" The crane taller then I said running around me.

"Ok, I'll help." I said trying to calm down the bird.

"Follow me!" the bird said shooting off in one direction. I had to run at full speed just to keep the bird insight. Miranda ran beside me, shockingly keeping up.

We were out of the forest in no time. Standing at the edge of a lake, that I almost fell in. I held onto Miranda dress; if I hadn't grab her she would have fell in.

"Hurry!" the bird shouted. And rush to catch up with it. Following the bird I look up head spotting Timothy and Daisya trying to carry a huge golden egg that was larger then them both.

"That Mine!" The crane yelled.

I shot forward and hit both the idiots in the head. And pick up the large eye. 'Thank you so much sir." The bird said changing it attitude quickly. "You can just put my egg back in my nest." the Crane said in a sing song voice, while it dance toward a very large nest.

I then place the egg inside the nest and watch the crane scramble up it and then sit on top of the large egg. When I look back at the robbers they were gone. "Thank You!" The crane said clapping it wings.

"Ummm… do you know a quick way to the mad hatter?" I ask the crane, and it look back at me like I was crazy.

"Fastest way is cross the lake, over big hill, and then you there." the crane said stretching it neck down toward me. "Since you save my me, I'll carry you there, but I can only take one of you." the Crane said giving me a piercing glare.

'I'll stay and watch the egg." Miranda announced.

"Ok then." the bird said taking out a white cloth behind it back. "I use this to deliver the babies, so hopeful it can hold you." the crane said wrapping me with the cloth. The next thing I knew I was in the air, looking down at Miranda who was waving up.

The crane flew higher and faster and before I knew it I no longer could see Miranda. As we flew I notice that lake was huge, and big hill was a hill with big hill spell on it; and you would only notice this if you were flying. And a colorful house came into view, I guess it was the mad hater house.

I theh realize the house was coming closer at an alarming rate; it was then that I realize that the bird drop me.

When I hit something soft, I relax a little. Closing my eyes I toke a deep breath in. Opening my eyes I saw a large rabbit. Meaning a Lavi with rabbit ears.

"Yo, Hatter look what just drop in my jam." Lavi said, lifting me up by the head with 2 fingers. Then showing me to the Millenium Earl. "Look Hatter it Alice."

"That not Alice Idiot Hare." The Earl said hitting Lavi with the back of his umbrella.

"It is Alice!" Lavi said throwing a tea cup at the earl.

I then watch for 5 long minutes Lavi and the Earl argue about who I was. "Shut up both of you, I'm not Alice, I just want to go home." I said, holding my cloth that sat around my waist up. I was now cover in food from there stupid food fight.

"Oh Alice all you had to do was ask." the Earl said Laying himself across the long table that was once fill with food. Now he thinks I'm Alice, I bit my lip holding in my anger. "If you looking for a way home then we must see the Red Queen." The Earl said Like he just came up with this. Lavi nodded his head in agreement.

I really didn't want to meet another strange person. "DORMOUSE!" Lavi and The Earl yelled. And then they both turn there attention towards me. "Well Alice you can't stay that size forever." the Earl said wearing bigger glass that appear out of no were. Then he bent down after he got off the table, to the ground and pick up a small piece of cake. "Eat and you'll grow taller, but only a little bit so you won't grow to tall." The Earl said holding the piece of cake on his finger towards me.

Lavi had finally put me down, so the Earl could have me eat the cake. I didn't want to do it, but I nibble a piece of cake off the Earl finger anyway. In a instant I was back to my normal height, but also naked. I grab the table cloth and wrap it around myself.\

"Hmm… your still short." I want to punch the Earl, but I just bit me tongue again.

"Dormouse!" Lavi call.

"WHAT!" Foe yelled appearing from the house that stood a few yards away from the table. She had mouse ears and a tail.

"We need clothing to go visit the male hating Queen." Lavi said. All of a sudden Foe was throwing dress and wigs at us. "Thank you!" Lavi yelled as Foe slam the house door.

"Here you go Alice." The Earl said handing me one of the many dress and a blond wig.

"I'm not wearing a dress." I said trying to back away from him.

"But if you don't wear a dress the Queen will know you are a boy, and before you can even speak with him. He'll have your chop off… but don't worry this Alice outfit." Earl said. I grad the blue dress that came with a white apron , and strip black and whit shocks. Put them on quickly. "Ho, here some shorts you can were under the dress." the Earl said handing, I grab them and put them on. As well as the shoes he gave me, and the blond wig.

Once I was done, I look up and almost die. The Earl and Lavi wore dress, with heels, and there face was cover in make up. "I'm ready." Lavi said in a failed for a female voice.

"Well then Let go." Earl said a equal failed female voice. But then both Lavi and the Earl lock there arms in mine. Earl open his umbrella and we began to float away. "To the red castle we go." The Earl shouted.

Thanks for reading.

And sorry I can not think of any way to buried your confusing Saturnspaz