This came from one of many plot bunnies that seem to want to make my life harder.

I do not own Transformers. All original Transformers belong to rightful owners! I only own my Oc Arabella, and anyone else I add.

I also do not own ANY songs, media, or name brand foods used in this story (Don't Sue me please!).

Special thanks to: Flameing-Shadow and Phoenyx Starr For following!

Retrokill: Sadly no flying Dorito here, but there is what will hence forth be referred to as a giant flying bugle! Let the hunt begin! *hunting horns blare*

TFSTARFIRE: Thank you! I've been waiting to use the pink paint punishment for some time now. I'm happy with how it turned out.

Text:" =Two way conversation out loud for extended time.

{Text: "} = Com link

S.S = Twins speaking in unison

Two days later

normal point of view

It was the eve of the wedding. I decided to take The girls to a city to shop. Meanwhile back at base, people were busy setting up decorations and and getting cleaned up. According to Bee nearly the whole base was waiting with baited breath for Sam and Mikaela to get married. After a search online I discovered that there was a boutique in Colorado springs that was open and that they did in house tailoring and fittings. As soon as the girls were up and ready, I left base. Finding the place was easy enough, so I drove slowly and carefully through the snow and salt, no sense in speeding, since we're not in a rush.

Terrin: "Hey, how come your holoform is different than normal?"

Me: "As a general rule I think it would be best if I didn't look like myself, what with me being technically dead and all."

Lilith: "But we're no where near Albuquerque. Who would recognize you up here?"

Me: "Eh, true but it's fun to look like someone else for a change."

Sheila: "Can't argue with that. Soo..."

Me: "What?"

Terrin: "This'll probably be the last time we all hang out you know? You and Tia are military officers and you're getting married and..."

She was tearing up. They must think..oh God!

Me: "Guys, just cause Tia and I are C.O's doesn't mean that we won't have time to hang out with you. And just because I'm getting married doesn't mean that you guys will stop being my best friends."

Lilith: "We just really really miss you. We don't want to go home because that means we won't be able to see you anymore."

Me: "You could always come visit us during breaks. And you have both of our com. numbers. We really miss you too. No one on base necessarily knows how it feels to be us. Sure they all had lives before this, but none of them were one species who were killed by another and then turned into that species. It's hard to explain it to new people because they either say "I'm sorry for your struggles" or "Yeah right! That's not possible". It's hard. The good news is that we're alive, and you guys know that."

Sheila: "You're right. (Sniff) It's not like you're really gone. Heh, its more like you moved."

Me: "Ah yes the worst of all diseases for one of us to get. Orders to move."

We all giggled. When you're a child with military parents, moving is like the bubonic plague. It's fatal to your social life and it can spread quickly depending on the base. Moving is horrible in the sense that there is nothing in the world that can compare to seeing your best friends in person rather than hearing them over the phone or texting them or using Facebook.

After a few light hearted jokes we finally made it to our destination. The boutique was on the side of the road, and you had to cross a muddy parking lot to get to it. Now don't get me wrong, I love getting dirty and mudding with my uncles and brother...but not today. The wedding is tomorrow and I want to have to do as little cleaning as possible when I get back. So I carefully crept into a parking space and we all got out and entered the boutique.

Me: "Ah, by the way worry not about the dresses, I will pay for them."

Terrin: "What? No way! We got it!"

Me: "Nope! I insist! And whatever is left you guys keep it."

I said as I pulled out 20 grand from my holo purse.

Lilith: "Coach... how did you get all of this?!"

As they chose dresses I told them about what Tia and I had been doing. They all laughed as I told them that as a cover we were betting on horse races. Technically we weren't lying when we said that we were racing.

Sheila: "Well that explains how you were able to beat Bee so easily. Then again you were always a reckless driver."

Me: "Hey I resent that!"

Lilith: "No now you resemble it! I thought we were gonna fly off the side of the cliff! Sheila I think you look better in the peach dress you had on before."

Me: "Ha ha very funny! And I agree, the lavender is nice but the peach really pops against your skin tone."

Sheila: "I know, but I feel kinda bleh in it ya know? It looks nice but it fits kinda weird."

Me: "Excuse me sir, but do you have the dress that my friend is wearing in a different color?"

Clerk: "I'm not sure but I will look."

Me: "Thank you."

Terrin: "So what's the theme of your wedding?"

Me: "Don't have one. We want our love to be center stage, as corny as that sounds."

Lilith: "Meh, that's not corny its sweet. Speaking of which, who got the final call on the cake? Are you making it yourself?"

Me: "Nah, but I sent my recipe to a secure bakery. It was a unanimous decision to have a chocolate cake with a hybrid whipped vanilla buttercream frosting. Its rich like buttercream but light and airy like whipped frosting. The boys love chocolate. Sideswipe is actually a chocoholic."

Terrin: "I believe it. By the way they were eating the other night I would say that they have a serious sweet tooth."

Clerk: "Okay ladies you're in luck, we have that same dress in both silver and peach."

Sheila: "Thank you! Ooooh I think I'll go with the peach. Oh...uh was I the last to make a decision?"

Terrin: "No, I'm gonna avoid that headband after all. It would clash. And that would be horrible! Right Ara?"

SPLAT!

Lilith: "What's wrong Bella? Oh...oh no."

Me: "You're right, that head band would clash, just like mud clashes with my paint job!"

I looked outside to see that I now had a decent coat of mud on me. It wasn't your typical "it'll run right off" mud. It was the "So sticky and yet grossly slimy" mud. Primus why me? The clerk rang up the dresses and wrapped them up so that they would remain safe until tomorrow. Meanwhile I weighed my options, surely the wash racks would be empty by now. Right?

Terrin: "Yikes. You need a wash. Bad."

Me: "Thank you captain obvious! Man what am I going to do?"

Lilith: "Well, lets not panic. Okay...do you think that the washracks are free? If not do you think Mikaela would give you a wash?"

Me: "I don't know. Let me call Tia. She'll know."

We got into my alt and I dialed Tia via com.

Me: "Hey Tia?"

Tia: "Mmmmmmmmmmm. Yeeesssss? Ohhhhhhhhh, that feels so gooooooooood!"

Me: "Uhh, you okay?"

Tia: "OH! YES! THERE RIGHT THERE!"

Me: "The pit is wrong with you?!"

Tia: "Car wash! Sweet Primus with a side of pudding, coach it feels so good! You gotta try it!"

Me: "That's actually the thing... are the washracks still crowded?"

Tia: "Yep. They will be for a while too. Everyone is trying to get shiny for the wedding tomorrow, thankfully I beat the crowd here but I can already see the line forming."

Me: "(Sigh) Okay. Thanks Tia...enjoy your wash."

Tia: "Oh I will. Bee's right its like a giant massage. Ciao Darling."

I ended the call. Well...now what do I do?

Lilith: "Well...that was interesting."

We all broke into hysterical laughter. Anyone who could see us was probably wondering why we were laughing like maniacs. In our defense if you took what Tia had said out of context, it would sound like she was doing something else.

Terrin: "So...(snicker) a car wash feels like a massage to you guys huh?"

Me: "Yeah, and judging by how she was purring it must have felt good."

Lilith: "And Purring is good?"

Me: "Very. We purr when we're really really happy. (Sigh) Well I can go back, but the lines are murder. I'll have to wait. I refuse to make Mikaela wash me the day before her wedding. That would be rude of me to ask her anyway."

Sheila: "You know there is a decent car wash nearby. I googled the best in Colorado springs and found 7th Wave. The reviews are fantastic and it's hand wash. I think that the platinum program would suffice. And it's only 30 bucks."

Me: "Well..."

Lilith: "Come on coach. When was the last time that you pampered yourself? Plus it might be nice to get cleaned up here so that the mud and salt doesn't sit on your paint for too long."

Me: "Okay, but only because I dont want to hear anyone back home say that I should have been more careful."

Terrin: "Lemme guess...Sunstreaker?"

Me: "On the nose. Where is this place?"

Sheila gave me the directions and I drove to it. Luckily for me it wasn't busy, and there was a hidden dry alley way about a mile back that I could use to bridge us back. A staff member ran out to greet us. I could tell that he was concerned about how I looked, and by me I mean my alt. He wasn't looking too much at my holoform, which is fine with me.

Staff member: "Wow, she could use a good bath. When was her last wash?"

Me: "Actually, it was the other day. I was parked in a muddy parking lot and someone decided to get her nice and mucky, which is a shame because I have a wedding to attend in the next 24 hours."

Staff Worker: "Oh man that's gotta suck. Some people just don't take care of their cars."

Me: "I know right? If at all possible I would like to have the Platinum Wave program, and the complete interior and exterior detail service please."

Staff Worker: "All right ma'am. We'll get that started for you. Please feel free to sit in our lounge for the time being."

Me: "Thank you."

We sat in the lounge and watched as they rinsed me off, paying special attention to my wheels and undercarriage area. After I was soaking wet they soaped me up and got down to scrubbing. It felt good having them gently massage my hood and roof. But then...

Me: "Eeep!"

Terrin: "You okay?"

I took out my holo phone and began texting her.

{Me: "Omygah! That tickles!"}

{Terrin: "You're ticklish?!"}

The workers had began to scrub the mud from my door wings and tires. It was taking every bit of resolve I had not to jerk around while they did so. Primus help me-hee-hee!

{Me: "Very! My wings and tires make hee-hee-hee make uh-huh-huh-huh-p my wings and my arm joints and peedes!"}

Terrin showed Sheila and Lilith my text. She looked kinda confused.

Sheila: "Her wings that hang from her back are sensitive remember?"

Lilith: "And if I remember correctly arm joints are their arm pits, and peedes are their feet. Oh you poor thing."

This is what I was afraid of. Here I am stuck in my holoform watching as my alt is tickle tortured while being washed. That sounds wrong on so many levels. Lucky for me they moved on to something else. After five hours (yes it really took that long but it was worth it) and several bouts of tickles later (Again sounds so wrong) they had finished their work, and might I say that they made me look spectacular. I don't think I've ever been this shiny.

Me: "You guys did a wonderful job! Thank you She looks beautiful!"

Staff worker: "That's our job ma'am. You guys drive safe okay?"

Me: "We will."

I said as I paid him for the wash, while also giving them a four hundred dollar tip. I like being nice and surprising people. And the job they did was well worth the time they spent on me. So why not? We left for base and upon our arrival back a favorite song was played on my radio and (In the most cliche fashion ever) we began to sing and dance wildly to it. I pulled into the rec room still blaring the song as Will, Epps, and many others stared.

Me: "What? You've never seen a femme and her friends dance and sing along to a song?"

Will: "Well when you say it like that...no we haven't. This would be the first time we've seen a femme do anything like that."

Sheila: "Pfft! Like you've never seen your daughter dance and sing along with her friends before!"

Kyler: "What took you guys so long? It's like 10:30p.m!"

Me: "We would have been back sooner but some idiot decided to splash me all over with mud, so I let myself be pampered at a hand wash in the area we were at."

At that particular moment, Sunny and Sides walked in with Ironhide.

Sides: "Hey sweetspark! Long time no see!"

Sunny: "Okay...you look way shinier than when you left and I didn't beg you to wax...what happened?"

Me: "Mud+wedding tomorrow= car wash."

S.S: "Ah."

Will: "So speaking of the wedding...Sam how does it feel to know that these are your final moments of being a free man?"

Sam: "Are you kidding me?! I just want the wedding to happen so I wont be anymore!"

Kyler: "Really?! Most guy would be dreading the idea, why aren't you?"

Sam: "Dude, I went from being a nerdy, dorky, loser in high school to having the most beautiful girl in the world and the most amazing car in my junior year. I don't wanna risk losing either, the sooner I say "I do", the easier I can sleep at night knowing that she won't leave me."

Mikaela: "Sam. How could I leave you? You have saved my life countless times, I helped you save the world twice before the end of our freshmen year of college, and you're not too hard to stare at. The shit we've seen and done alone would keep me from leaving you. But you should give yourself more credit. Like the fact that you're really caring."

She said as she gave him a kiss.

Hide: "Ara, how does it feel to know that in one month's time you will be nailing the two most notorious play mechs the world has ever known?"

S.S: "HIIIIDE! Don't you dare!"

Lilith: "What do you mean by that?"

Hide: "You know all those femmes that are coming?"

Sides: "Hide! No don't! Please!"

Hide: "They've faced' with at least half of 'em."

The room was silent as the two covered their faceplates out of slight embarrassment and shame.

Me: "Okay...and I should care why? You two didn't contract some sort of disease doing so did you?"

Sunny: "No!Of course not! You're not mad?!"

Me: "Why would I be? Like my mother, grandmother and no doubt most other girls would say... I won. Come this time next month you're mine, and only mine. I won the prize not them. And besides what happened in the past is just that...in the past. Insignificant, unimportant,not special."

Mikaela: "Amen! All women should live by that rule!"

S.S: "This is why we love you. You're so forgiving!"

They said as they began to cuddle me close. I cuddled them back not at all ashamed by it.

Terrin: "D'awww! You know what they say...First comes love then comes marriage..."

Sheila: "And around the corner is a baby carriage!"

Me: "Heh, I don't know about that. I'm still a 20 something by our standards. I'd like to go on more adventures before that happens!"

Epps: "Ladies and gentlemen mark this moment as the one where the entire universe stops what it's doing and collectively begins to conspire against her for having said that."

Sides: "Really? You're that superstitious?"

Bee: "Very superstitious. Writing's on the wall."

Epps: "See? Even Bee knows. I don't know how it works...Karma,cosmic hoo-ha,coincidences,Santa...All I know is that it's gonna happen within the next 3 years. Which begs the question...Sam...Hide...Twins...do you want kids?"

Sam: "Like we've said for seven years, as soon as we try for kids you guys will be the first to know."

Hide: "Mia and I have talked about it, I know she wants kids, I just don't know when. I wouldn't mind having a little one running around. It might be fun"

Sunny: "If you two keep fragging like petro rabbits it'll happen sooner than you think."

Hide: "I'll let you have that one comment. What's your answer?"

S.S: "We want kids but..."

Me: "What?"

Sides: "I want a mech, and he wants a femme. We've been arguing about it for vorns now."

Me: "Geeze with my luck I'd have twins and they'd either both be mechs or it would be split down the middle with one of each gender. Wouldn't that be funny?"

Hide: "Primus save us all! Please dont do that to this team!"

We all laughed. We spent the remainder of the night joking about the future, mostly about Sam and Mikaela's escapades. When I left for my quarters I accidentally ran into Ratchet. He held optic contact with me for only a few seconds before he ran off, like he'd seen a ghost. Wonder whats wrong with him?

Third person point of view

It was the day of the wedding and as per her usual habit, Arabella was running late. She had forgotten the night before to get an application from Wheeljack that would turn her armor into a dress for the occasion. So she tore down the halls for his lab, and she was in luck, he was just leaving for the wedding himself.

Arabella: "Wheeljack! Thank Primus I found you! I forgot to get that application!"

Wheeljack: "Okay worry not. Turn around and I'll program it into you. It'll only take a nano klick and it wont affect your battle regalia."

She obliged and in a few moments was off to the main hanger. Wheeljack was a few steps behind her and joined the masses as they were being seated. Arabella joined the bridal party and realized that she still hadn't changed. Upon transformation she realized something was wrong with her dress. It was white and it billowed out into a large skirt.

Arabella: "I think Wheeljack made a mistake. This looks like a-"

Mr. Brinks: "Sweetheart didn't anyone tell you? This is your wedding too."

Arabella: "But...but...Mikaela-"

Mikaela: "Sam and I insisted on it. You and the twins have done a lot for us and with us. As one of your best friends I insisted that we share a wedding."

Arabella: "I..I don't know what to say. Thank you! Did they at least let you have your way?"

Mikaela: "We went half and half. They however designed your dress. I think they modeled it after princess Tiana's."

Arabella: "That's my favorite gown of all time! They really paid attention to the details."

She said admiring her gown. The wedding march began to play as Arabella and Mikaela took their place in the back of the line of the bridal party. With her father gripping her thumb and with near tears of joy the two gripped their bouquets and began their march down the aisle. Tia was conducting the band, happy tears streaming down her cheeks. Annabelle and Epps' daughters spread flower petals to mark the path up to the altar where Sam, Bee, Sunny,Sides and Jazz stood. At the pulpit Stood Optimus who would be officiating the ceremony. After Will gave Mikaela away Arabella set her father down as the ceremony began.

Prime: "Friends, Family, Comrades we are gathered here today to witness the marriage of Samuel James Witwicky to Mikaela Banes, and the sparkbonding of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe to Arabella Brinks. Please if for any reason you see that this ceremony should not proceed speak now or forever hold your peace."

No one dared to speak and the ceremony proceeded as planned, with the exchange of vows and of rings. Arabella was saddened when she realized that she did not have rings to present. Or that's what she thought. Arcee tapped her on the shoulder and gave her two rings. They were just as she had designed, a mix of iron,steel, and obsidian crystals. She placed the rings on their digits while crying tears of joy. The iron was for color and symbolized their individual strength, the steel was to represent the strength of the love and bond they share and the obsidian crystals where for appearance. They were tasteful in appearance.

Prime: "Please don your eye and optic protectants as Sunstreaker and Sideswipe sparkbond to Arabella. You three understand that this bond is permanent and will not go away until you offline. With this bond you will feel what your significant other feels. You will feel joy, sorrow, mirth, excitement, pain and sadness. You will be able to locate each other so long as you live. Do you understand that this will follow you into the battlefield and into the line of fire? Are you ready for such a bond?"

The three noded their heads indicating that they did. They knew that if one of them were captured by the cons that they could get to their bonded and any other family. They knew the risks but they also knew that they loved each other with every fiber of their being. That alone made it worth the risks. On Prime's signal the three opened their spark casings allowing the blue and white light to flow forth from them. That light met in the center of the trio and formed a nova like ball of energy. The ball exploded in a fireworks display of epic proportions. While the crowed oohed and Awed at the display the nova split into three separate balls of energy each returning to one of the three now sparkbonded individuals.

Prime: "By the power granted to me by Primus and the matrix of leadership I now pronounce you two Man and Wife, and you three Sparkmates. You may now kiss your bride."

The crowd cheered as Sam dipped Mikaela into a passionate kiss and as (somehow) simultaneously Sunny and Sides dipped Arabella into a kiss. At just that moment a loud crash and screaming could be heard outside. The hanger door flew open to reveal a very pleased cone headed seeker.

Cone head: "Well, well well. Won't the command trine and Megatron be pleased that I found-"

That was as far as the poor soul could get through his sentence before (with deadly accuracy) Arabella threw one of her fan blades decapitating him.

Arabella: "Hide would'ja mind checking the giant headless flying bugle of doom for a pulse? Everyone else is free to take part as well. You know if you want."

Hide: "It would be my pleasure. Here is you're fan. You must send me a list of the con's snack food related nicknames. They work well in battle."

Everyone in the room decided to check for a pulse. All that was left of him were the words he had spoken. And with that the guests left to the rec room for cocktails while the new couples finished up paperwork. Blame Prowl.

Arabella: "What should I place for my last name?"

S.S: "We wanna take your name."

Mikaela: "Aww thats sweet! Most men usually dont take the name of their wife."

Sam: "What are your last names anyway?"

Sunny: "You know how Hide call us the pit spawns?"

Sam: "Yeah. But what-"

Sides: "Our last name in english is Pitario de Spawnus. This is why he calls us pit spawns, not just a "hurtful" nickname on his part."

Sunny: "Though our reputation helps what he means. I think it is time that we join the party."

Sam & Mikaela: "Agreed!"

The five finished their paperwork and made their way to the rec room where they were met with cheers. For the sake of room, the rec room tables were moved to the side and everybot was using their holoform. After dinner the real fun began as the best men gave their speeches. Bee's was met with much enthusiasm and laughter. Especially when he mentioned the incident of Sam and the pretender, much to his horror which of course was funny. It was now time for Jazz to give his.

Jazz: "Ah the twin terrors. I believe tha' many of ya owe me some cash. Cause we neva thought this day would come! These two have been a pain in tha aft since they joined! If Ah had a dolla for every time ah've heard "GET BACK HERE YOU SLAGGING PIT SPAWNS!" Ah'd have at LEAST 25 in my back subspace. An' that's only countin' when Hide shouts it...in the last MONTH!"

Everyone broke into laughter, while the twins just grinned.

Jazz: "Oh an that's not countin' when the rest of ya'll say an Ah quote: "(SIGH) Twins..." But thankfully they've settled down. Why ya might ask? Because of their lovely wife. She in the week she first met them, avenged us for all the pain pranks these two pulled. If my memory banks serve, she afta someone got fresh; kicked Sunstreaker in his interface port an' held a knife to Sideswipe's after he took her through a car wash without any windows."

The whole room roared with laughter as the three giggled and looked at each other sheepishly. But Jazz wasn't done yet.

Jazz: "An' if that aint enough for ya, this femme pulled off the greatest prank in my opinion I'll show ya'll what I mean. Please look to the screen."

Video: "Yah! Good morning!"

The twins groaned as he showed the video of them singing and dancing around. By far it was one of their most humiliating moments to date. The room dissolved into hysterical laughter as they watched the twins make fools of themselves.

Jazz: "Now I must thank ya Bella, for making the two settle down and for finally bringing an end to their rein of terror. Here's to many good vorns!"

Crowd: "Here here!"

They drank a toast not noticing that Arabella's optics were near completely purple. Ratchet however noticed and left for his Medbay under the guise of needing to get more high grade.

Arabella: "Heh. What makes you think I'm putting an end to their rein? If anything we're now partners in crime since we're bonded. Watch your backs cause the terror triplets are now in business."

She said with a giggle. Everyone chuckled good naturedly as they began the next tradition. The father daughter dance. There wasn't a dry eye or optic in the room as Luther Vandross' Dance With My Father was danced to by Mikaela and Will (who was who she considered a father) And Arabella and James. The party continued as planned with near constant dance music playing. Meanwhile Ratchet was in his office staring in disbelief at his data pad. How had he missed the signs? They were so obvious yet he hadn't paid attention, until the night prior when he saw her optics. He quickly grabbed plenty of high grade and returned to the party where they were in the middle of cutting the cake.

Mikaela: "This looks so good. Bella are you ever gonna-"

Glomp!

Sam had shoved cake in her face. All the bots were stunned to see such behavior, until she re-paid the favor. Arabella had a wicked glint in her eyes as she shoved cake in Sideswipe's face. He laughed and shoved cake in hers. Both were giggling madly while also taking swipes of the offending substance and licking their fingers. Sunstreaker scoffed at the two. "Primus help me. Now I have two messy people to live with." He said. Sideswipe and Arabella smirked as they each took a handful of cake and smushed it into his face. He to everyone's surprise took it well.

Sunny: "You know what? For that you have to dance with me sweetspark!"

Arabella: "Oh I do, do I? To what song?"

Kiss you by One Direction came on as he lead her to the floor. The two danced around for exactly one minute before Sideswipe cut in. The dance then dissolved into the two spinning her between dance moves to each other. But she didn't mind. Ratchet was watching her closely, watching to see if she had entered the final stages of her Praxian heat cycle.

Prime: "Relax old friend. Have a drink, such happy occasions don't happen too often you know."

Ratchet: "I'm aware of that, but...What is Sam doing?"

Sam was taking off Mikaela's guarder as a crowd of men gathered. When he saw that enough were gathered he threw it into the crowd, to be caught by none other than Kyler. He looked sheepish as he held it, looking to the side at a very pretty young ex-cadet who was blushing.

Prime: "I believe in their culture, the one who catches the guarder or the flowers is fabled to be married next."

Mikaela and Arabella threw their bouquets, only for one to be caught by Tia, and the other to be caught by the ex-cadet, who was returning sheepish side glances at Kyler. There was just enough time for one more song. Arabella made a request for Come on Eileen to be played. She grabbed Sideswipe and began to dance wildly around. He grinned remembering that this was the song she had been listening to when they had spied on her so long ago. She quickly became physical, kissing on him more and more as the song went on. She grabbed Sunstreaker (who was being a wallflower) and began to dance with him while also getting physical. Neither knew, or noticed that her optics were completely purple, as everyone began to send them off for their honeymoon. Wheeljack opened the ground bridge for the newlyweds as they drove off. Bee was taking Sam and Mikaela to France for theirs, while the twins were going to take Bella to Italy. Before Ratchet could do anything they all left.

Ratchet: "Prime, you have to make them come back! Now!"

Hide: "Aww! Didn't think that you'd miss those two so soon Ratch."

Prime: "I agree. It will be good for those three to have some down time away from here."

Ratchet: "You don't understand! Arabella's in the final stages of her Praxian heat cycle! She's going to begin to hunt them tonight!"

The two paled (well as much as they could). Prime called an immediate meeting while Hide went out in search for the twins before damage was caused.

Author's note: Hello out there! Sorry if this feels rushed. Due to my computer freezing and crashing repeatedly I had to re-write this chapter three times! It was blind determination and fury that caused me to post it. If you're from the states then you know what a bugle is in terms of snack foods. NOW we get to the good stuff...semi sexual hunting! If you haven't already, read my profile page. This will give you some clues as to how I will write the next chapter. Pretty please Rate, Review, Follow, and Favorite if you can and want to!

Lack of Peace, plenty of love, and long live the terror twins for causing the first two sayings!

CLYL! ❤💛💙