Author's note

Current month is March a month before the last chapter.

Naruko - 8

Karin - 8

Karin: So why did you decide on making chapters about how they found me instead of moving on with the story? Those were a lot of cliffhangers.

Sbm: Because interesting things happen during Kusagakure and there's a bit of character development that isn't on Naegi's side so it's not just useless filler. This story has Naruko listed as one of the main character as well and thus there are parts of the story that are just with her with little to no mention of Naegi. Besides the Naruto arc is full of time skips and missions that affect the future very much differently from normal Naruto since for me it's mainly foundation for Shippuden. I plan oon having Karin and Naruko have a sisterly relationship.

Karin: Well that makes sense.

Naegi: My question is how could you have a chapter without me in it I'm awesome!.

Karin: Well to answer that I should say SHUT THE HELL UP NAEGI.

Sbm: Karin language, she's right though shut up the hell up Naegi you can live without screen time for a while.

Naegi: Fine on with the chapter.

Kusagakure - random village outskirts

(Third person)

In grass country a red headed little girl was sleeping blissfully trying to recover her strength after a night of strenuous training and walking.

"Oi time to wake up gaki."

That voice didn't matter she had about five more minutes.

"Gaki it's time to go."

No it wasn't.

"Alright don't say I didn't warn you."

That got a little bit of her attention, just what was he talking about?

Our red headed protagonist found out exactly what he meant when he dumped cold water on her sleepy form snapping her awake immediately for her to glare daggers at the snickering form of her godfather.

"What the hell dattebayo?" Naruko asked hair flaying about in the air quickly silencing Jiraiya's snickers.

"I told you to wake up didn't I? Now come one dry yourself off, pack up, and get ready to leave we should hit the next town in about five hours and we'll rest there for the day. After that it'll be a three day sprint towards Konoha." Jiraiya pulled out a ration bar from one of his scrolls. "Eat up gaki it'll be a long run."

Naruko calmed down at the news they would be arriving at their next intended destination soon and eventually Konoha soon. After using a bit of wind chakra to dry herself off she quickly put on one of the green tracksuits and ate the raiton bar.

"Ready to go." Naruko nodded. "Alright then let's go." With that they began leaping through the trees of grass country.

Jiraiya had received word from Sarutobi that Naruko was to return home soon since the council didn't like the idea of their jinchuriki travelling the world for fear other nations would try to take her if they found out what she was. This had to do to no small part of Danzo since he spent most of the year trying to convince the council why they shouldn't of let their jinchuriki out of Konoha due to her immense power they could use. In all reality he was hoping he could get his hands on her now before she was any older so he could use her as a tool against Hiruzen. Jiraiya only approved when he was told that Naruko would just be put on a gennin team for a while and under watch so that Danzo wouldn't get his hands on her.

Naruko was just plain excited however to finally be returning back to Konoha. Sure it was fun traveling all through out the countries and all but it sucked when you only had an incredibly perverted sannin to talk too. Sure he never did anything towards her, but it still sucked having to retrieve him from brothel houses, especially that one time near Kumo country.

She shuddered at the memory. Her eyes would never be clean, she wasn't even aware women could bend that way.

They hit the town around the time of noon. The town was like many others they had passed through where the sun wasn't anywhere in sight and most of the buildings had been built into the trees with giant mushrooms coming out of them. There was also a river were some of the more important parts of the settlement were. The main similarity between all of the villages however was the sign of wear, ruin, and destruction.

In every town they had been too they was some sign of damage and not the minor kind caused by accident. Most of these had been scorch marks all over the places or giant tears within the ground. Some of the trees and building had been cleanly cut in half as well and while most towns had already been sort of brown there were parts of the the walls and roads that were too brown. One thing was different from this town however and that it there was a girl peaking at them from around the corner.

One with hair almost as red as hers.

That was all Naruko saw of her before she disappeared around the corner.

"Alright gaki let's get something to eat. I'll pay for it." Jiraiya said much to Naruko's surprise.

"For once he isn't using my money or immediately going to a brothel, who are you and what have you done with Jiraiya?" Naruko asked loud enough for a couple of bystanders overhear her.

Jiraiya got really nervous when several dirty looks were sent his way and some of the women seemed to be reaching for what looked like very blunt objects. "Of course it's me kid I just wanted to treat you for doing good in training, now let's go before I change my mind." before Naruko had the chance to retort she was pushed through the streets by Jiraiya.

Getting off of the topic of Jiraiya actually being responsible for once she let her mind wander back to the girl with the red hair. It was weird to her, sure most people back in Konoha had done things like glare at her or on occasion attempt to attack her but being on the road no one seemed to have the same natural distaste of her like most of Konoha did. That girl also had red hair like her was she hated like her.

"Oi Gaki what are you thinking so hard about?" Jiraiya asked seeing that his student hadn't said a word for the past ten minutes it took them to get into the inn, a sign that she was deep in thought about something.

"Well a lot of things actually." Since Naruko had entered Kusagakure she actually had many questions. Why did so many people look unhappy, why did so many town looks destroyed and ruined, but the most prominent one on her mind. "Who was that girl with the red hair that I saw earlier and why did she run away from me? I mean she has red hair like mine does that mean she's hated like me?"

Jiraiya sighed, he really didn't want to explain why most people didn't like Naruko back home. He figured that if she ran away from Naruko she must of been a sensor type and could feel the Kyuubi's presence from within Naruko and ran away thinking she was a bad person. "I don't know Naruko she must of been really shy."

"She probably doesn't trust you since your ninja's and you came from another village." A man from one the nearby tables said. "The last place she lived in was destroyed in a civil war between two grass country villages a couple months back and everyone from the village except her died. She says she could feel a large group of people come this way and she ran away while she was out of the village. Poor kid must of been hard choosing whether or not to go and save her parents." He finished shaking his head and walking off.

"That's terrible dattebayo why would they attack each other like that?" Naruko was too young to understand why two villages from the same country would attack each other. She thought that all villages in the same country would never fight each other.

"Because they needed to for resources probably. In the last war most of the fighting between Iwa, Suna, and Konoha took place in Kusagakure and no one was exactly discriminate on who they attacked either. It left most of Kusagakure in ruins and their economic state is in shambles. Most of the damage you see is from the last war and other towns need to raid other villages because they don't have the time to wait for their government to recover. The worst part is that most of the damage in Kuso right now is still from the war." Jiraiya didn't really like talking about the previous war like this too many lives were lost in it even if it ended in Konoha's favor. He was still a man of peace at heart and he hoped that he could pass his teachings onto his students and hope that they don't end up like the orphans from Amegakure did.

"Oh well no wonder she ran away like she did dattebayo, but I still don't want her to think that everyone from other villages are bad. Hey ero-sennin is it okay if i go and see if I can go and try to make friends with her?"

Jiraiya thought over it for a moment before going, why not? It wou;dn't do any harm for her to try and make peace with someone and the brat was very good at changing the way somebody had viewed things and it would help if less of the newer generation didn't harbor hate for other countries and spread it out. "Sure just be sure to return to to the inn by nightfall our room's number is 209 here's the key in case i'm not there." Jiraiya held a key out of his pocket he was a master spy he longed since stopped needed a key to get into locked doors.

"Thanks ero-sennin i'll see you later and don't worry I know i'll be able to convince her dattebayo!" Naruko yelled running off while Jiraiya simply shook his head while smiling if he had doubts that she couldn't convince her then he wouldn't of let her go in the first place.

Karin was scarred. Why? Because two shinobi just entered the village and they both had even more chakra than the ones who had razed the last village she had lived at. What was worse is that one seemed to know where she was at and was currently catching up to her and fast.

Karin wasn't sure what to make of them when she first saw them and she almost dismissed them as threat, after all how much of a threat could an old man and a little girl do to the village. That's what she thought until she noticed that the old man had chakra that told her he could kill her in an instant if he wanted, but surprisingly the girl was the one who scarred her more. Sure she had hair as red as hers but the main difference was that she had even bigger reserves than the old man and they were so big they it was near suffocating to be in range.

That wasn't the worst part for her though.

No the worst part was that half of her chakra had the most malicious, fowl, and deadly feel to it that Karin wasn't sure she ever wanted to be near again so she did the only thing she could do at that point.

She ran.

For a while it seemed like she had gotten away since they had both went in the direction of the inn, but after a wile one of them had came out of the inn and too Karin's misfortune it was the one with the evil feeling chakra. She must of scarred the old lady she was talking too when she had all of a sudden started shaking like a jewel in a belly dancer's navel and just hauled ass out of there. Karin wasn't even aware she could run that fast.

Too bad for her it didn't seem to matter since that red headed girl was on her way here and fast and Karin new that her only option would be to hide somewhere for fear of whatever that girl would do to her. Karin ran out of options when she felt that the chakra signature was nearly upon her.

Diving into a nearby alleyway Karin quickly ran over to one of the cardboard boxes and quickly hid under them. Karin let out a silent curse as she felt the chakra signature come into the alleyway and start looking around for her. Karin mentally went over how screwed she was as she felt the evil presence come closer to her. As it neared her she couldn't help but imagine all the ways this would go when she was found.

The figure moved to the garbage can.

'Is it going to skin me alive?'

The figure looked in the dumpster.

'Does it really look like a little girl maybe that's just a disguise and it needs to take on another one and it likes red heads the most. Dammit curse my beautiful red hair for attracting it. I wonder what it looks like without it's disguise does it have sharp fangs.'

It went to the box she was hiding under.

'What if it could grow tentacles to choke me? I mean every horrible beast has tentacles it must have them.'

The box was slowly being lifted up. Karin lifted her arms to shield her eyes she's passed by enough Adult literature shops to know where this was going.

The box was gone. This was it it was going to reveal it's horrible form and kill her after it got done violently-

"Hey my name is Uzumaki Naruko nice to meet you dattebayo."

-introduce herself to her? Ignoring that what kind of monster has the name swirling fishcake?

"Ya know I don't bite i'm not about to hurt you if that's what you think."

She wasn't going to hurt her?

"I was told about how your last village got destroyed by another village in a civil war and I just wanted to say that i'm not like that I actually want to be your friend."

It just wanted to be her friend? Karin was so conflicted she was speechless, after all she didn't seem to mean any harm, but at the same time she-

"Nice hair by the way red heads rule dattebayo!" She exclaimed pumping her fist in the air.

-was the best thing ever since sliced bread and she was stupid not to be her friend earlier. Anyone who can acknowledge that red heads are the superior hair colors can't possibly be evil. In a complete contrast to her earlier mood Karin got up and grabbed Naruko's hand in hers and started shaking it.

"My name is Karin it's nice to meet a fellow red head." Especially since most kids around here just seemed to like to make fun of her hair and tease her all the time.

Naruko simply smiled at Karin's sudden mood change after all she had dealt with people back home who was prone to the occasional mood swing. "It's okay I get that you don't trust foreign villagers and all that."

"Sorry about that that old man ad enough chakra to suggest he killed a lot of people and yours is heartwarming good and incredibly evil at the same time."

"How can you tell that about chakra and why is mine evil?" Naruko had never heard of people who could do things like that before.

"Oh well I can tell where chakra is at, what it looks like, what someone could be doing with it, and a whole bunch of other things like color. Like the old man you were with his chakra color was completely light gray."

"What's my color?" Naruko was more than a bit interested to know what her color was. After all she had to know if it was that color.

"Yours is orange. I can honestly see you as the type of person who would go and wear a lot of orange actually why don't you?" Inwardly Naruko smirked she knew her color was orange it's probably why she wants to wear some of it all the time.

"Well it started when I was introduced to a man who wore nothing but green spandex suits." Karin flinched at that the thought of someone wearing nothing but skintight green clothing was a little gross. "Yeah I know it was bad, anyway I am not allowed into most shops of Konoha so I couldn't buy anything outside of my old t shirt and pants so I had him go and get a tracksuit in the color orange for me. When he came back he got this in the color of green instead. Every other time I try to get orange i'm stopped before I get the chance to actually buy it."

"Don't ninja's have a transformation technique? Why not use that?" Naruko almost tripped on er face when she stopped walking. Then after stopping for a moment she palmed herself in the face for not thinking of that earlier hell she can actually make physical transformations that actually adjust the body. Removing her palm form her face Naruko turned and smiled at Karin.

"Thank you Karin you may of just found a way for me to finally get something in orange dattebayo." Karin shuddered why did she get the feeling she just made a horrible mistake?

Elsewhere

In Konoha Lee, Hinata, and Naegi were all eating lunch together when a feeling of dread had all of a sudden come over them making them drop their food on the ground. A few moments later Sakura, Guy, Iruka, and the third hokage had showed up in the the clearing as well. Sharing a look with each other they had all realized what this feeling meant for them and their heads sulked.

"We've failed." They all said in unison. Knowing that somehow Naruko had finally gotten a hold of something in the color orange. Now they could do nothing but pray she didn't go overboard with it.

Now back to your regularly scheduled town.

"Anyway so tell me about your life here in Nino kuni?" Naruko asked wondering if this girl was like her and scorned back home. It wasn't such a far fetched idea considering that she also shared the same red hair as her.

"Well I don't really have any friends here and mostly everyone ignores me except for the old lady who took me in a while a go. I really haven't talked to anyone that much before besides you actually."

This led to Naruko believing that Karin was the exact same as her but treated a bit better than her considering that she wasn't hunted like a fox escaping a desperate hunter looking for a quick meal on her birthday. However even if she wasn't hunted down she still didn't have as many friends as her and plus she had red hair for all she knew they might be distantly related. Accepting her logic as truth Naruko knew exactly what she had to do.

"Karin I want you to come back to Konoha as my little sister dattebayo." Naruko said with no hesitation, no fear, with utmost confidence this was the right thing she was doing.

Karin was taken back. Not two hours after meeting her she was just asked to come back to her new friends home village, as her sister no less. It was so absurd she had to refuse. This person was truly crazy if she thought that you can just proclaim something like that and expect someone to say yes. She was going to open her mouth to protest, but then she saw the look in Naruko's eyes and she felt like what she was saying wasn't so crazy anymore. She was heavily tempted to say yes in fact it's not like she had that much of a reason to stay in this village.

"I'll have to ask my caretaker if it's okay with her first come by tomorrow and i'll have my answer." Kain couldn't just say yes to leaving the village since she her caretaker was actually one of the reasons why she had wanted to stay but if the old lady had no qualms about her leaving than she wouldn't mind leaving with Naruko.

"Okay good dattebayo because I still kinda need to ask ero-sennin if he's okay with it as well." Naruko said early convictions lost and replaced by sheepishness and a nervous scratch to the back of the head.

Karin sweat dropped at her new friends antics. "Ah yes well why don't you tell me more about your life in Konoha a bit." After all if she was going to consider moving to this new place she needed to know a bit more about it.

Naruko was more than happy to tell Karin about her life in Konoha. She told her everything from how there was this amazing ramen stand that was to die for. How the hokage was a nice guy who was like a grandfather to everybody. From all her friends and how she had amazing sensei's like Guy and Jiraiya even if one was a bit crazy and the other was a massive pervert. She did neglect to mention how the villagers treated her sometimes, but since she was a ninja that would all change. By the time she was finished it was nearing dark and karin had to go home.

"Well see you later if I don't return home my caretaker will start worrying about me." Karin said.

"Alright I should probably go back to the inn now before ero-sennin has a heart attack waiting for me. So see you later." Naruko said walking off slowly.

"Don't worry i'll ave my answer by tomorrow! My house is the small grey hut on the the north side of the village." Karin yelled and then ran off to her home. In all honesty she already had her answer it was just a matter of consent. Little did she know she was being watched as she walked home by two bandits that had recently entered the village.

"So that girl isn't she an Uzumaki?" The one with the brown hair asked.

"Yeah she has the red hair and everything." The one with black hair and a goatee asked.

"Aren't they like super rare or something? We could make bank if we sold her on the slave market." The brown haired man said head filling with thoughts of all the money he could make if they sold that little girl.

The man with the goatee rubbed his chin in thought she could certainly sell for a lot and it seemed that the only protection she had was an old lady who was entirely defenseless. It would be so simple to catch her just bust into their house gut the old hag and take the brat for themselves who knows maybe they could find one of those slave owners who were into kids. They would pay fortunes to have someone like an Uzumaki as there slave.

Looking at his partner in silent agreement they set up shop a little ways outside the house to wait until it was a little past midnight, If they were going to do this they would have to wait until almost everybody in the town was dead asleep.

With Naruko

Walking to the room they would be occupying Naruko was surprised that Jiraiya was not currently drunk off his ass at some brothel but was instead looking intensely into what looked like a scroll instead.

"What are you doing ero-sennin?" Naruko asked curious as to what could make Jiraiya not go out and well be Jiraiya.

"Looking into what I think is Tobirama's flying thunder god formula." Jiraiya stopped looking at the scroll and closed it up putting it into one of his own security storage scrolls. "Anyway never mind that how did it go trying to convince that Karin girl the we weren't evil?"

"Oh well it went great in fact I wanted to ask you if she could come back to the village with us."

"Did she say she wanted to come with us?"

"Well she said she would have an answer for us in the morning."

"Well if she says yes then i'll let her come, but she has to be prepared to not be able to see the village for a while." Jiraiya couldn't exactly say no to Naruko since she seemed so happy at the idea of Karin coming back to Konoha with them. Besides what harm could come from bringing a little girl home?

"So that means she can come with us?" Jiraiya nodded. "Thanks ero-sennin." Naruko ran over and gave the old pervert a brief hug and then went off to prepare for bed not noticing that Jiraiya's smile had gotten noticeably warmer.

Karin had went to bed with the belief that everything would alright in the morning. After she came back home she asked her caretaker if she could travel off to Konoha with a distant relative of hers. The caretakers had her concerns about someone just popping up and asking her to come back to Konoha with them but Karin assured her that she was trustworthy and the caretaker approved glad that Karin had found family again. She told the caretaker that they would be coming by here in the morning and Karin packed up her bags and went to bed ready to leave in the morning.

The caretaker had been watching her sleep for the past five hours and she was so happy to see the look on the young girl's face as she slept, one of immense joy. She may of only known Karin for seven months now, but that's all she needed for her and the girl to develop a grandmother granddaughter relationship. She was a bit sad that Karin wanted to leave and was going to tell her no, but the look of happiness on her face made her say otherwise.

*Knock* *Knock*

The old lady was surprised, she knew Karin said they would show up in the morning, but she didn't expect them to show up this early. Oh well early bird gets the worm she supposed. Getting up from her chair in Karin's room she went over to the front door and put her hand on the knob and started slowly opening the door. The thought 'What does Karin's relative look like?' went through her mind as she tried to get a better look at the shadowy figures.

*Shlink*

And it was the last thing to go through mind as well, unless you count the katana currently covered in her brain matter right now that is. The brown haired man wielding the katana out of her head and he and his companion watched as the old lady slowly slid onto her knees and fell over to the side both blood and brain matter spilling onto the wooden floor. She never even knew she was killed if the look of searching still on her face was any indication.

"Alright the old lady is out of the way get the girl and lets go." The brown haired man said wiping off the blood on the old lady's rags.

The other man nodded and started searching through the house for Karin not bothering to be quiet as he quite literally broke down the door waking Karin up with a start as she tried to see who had just rudely broke into her room. Realizing that if she wanted to know she got her glasses from her nightstand and put them on to see a man with dark hair smiling evilly down at her holding what looks to be a sack. Karin quickly came to a conclusion on what this meant.

She was about to have a really fun ride in the sack.

Her thoughts were confirmed when she was picked up and carelessly thrown into the sack like a common housewife putting groceries into her bag whenever there's a sale. Then she quickly began to panic, what was going on, who were these people, what happened to her caretaker? Karin mentally gasped, what did they do to her there's no way she would just let them take her.

"What did you do to obaa-chan (Grandmother)?" Karin asked worry and panic deeply etched into her voice.

The man didn't respond instead he stopped put the sack out in front of him and opened the front giving Karin a really good view of her caretaker dead on the floor causing her to release a silent scream as the memory etched into her brain. The man holding the sack satisfied at his job of mentally scarring eight year old kids closed up the sack and cheerfully walked out of the house with his companion whistling a jolly tune as they left out of Nino Kuni with a silently crying Karin.

Naruko was excited when she woke up. So excited she nearly forgot to get change out of her sleeping clothes and was thankfully stopped before she hit the door by Jiraiya who wouldn't allow her to leave until she was fully prepared to go out. After eating breakfast she had guided Jiraiya to the side of town where Karin had told her her house was. Spotting the gray hut Karin talked about only made her more excited nothing would ruin this day today.

...

Okay well maybe except for the dead old lady waiting at the door.

"What the hell!?" Naruko asked. Jiraiya didn't voice it, but his thoughts were the same.

Jiraiya knelt down next to the body and examined it, there was no use checking for a pulse she was long gone, but he was teammates with Orochimaru and Tsunade of the sannin you learn a couple things or two about dead bodies when you hang around them. Jiraiya quickly deduced that they must of come in sometime around two in the morning judging from the fact the corpse was incredibly cold. From the sign that nothing was missing and a door was broken down he judged that they took Karin and left off in the night and that these were simple bandits. They would be a bit too far for him to track by normal means so he stood still for a moment before he grew a goatee and he started taking on more frog like appearances.

"What are you doing we need to look for Karin!?"

"That's what i'm doing gaki, I can feel where everyone is at in this form. They aren't ninjas so they shouldn't be too far out and-" Jiraiya stopped himself when he felt THAT persons chakra. There was no way he couldn't be here he thought. Jiraiya picked up Naruko and quickly made off in that direction with his sage mode dying down if that chakra belonged to who he thought it did he wouldn't need it to know where he was at.

"Ero-sennin what's wrong? Did you find who kidnapped Karin?"

"Yeah I think I did, but for your friends sake I really hope it isn't who I think it is."

End note

CLIFFHANGER-NO-JUSTU

Had to change around some things so that Karin ended up in Konoha earlier. Also trying to test out analogies now tell me what you think of them.

An explanation as to why Naruko doesn't wear orange and green instead. A combination of Lee and Might Guy and literally everyone around her except Karin going out of their way to make sure it doesn't happen.

I didn't have Jiraiya explain to her about having the Kyuubi in her yet and I don't plan to until she starts her training in it. Kyuubi friendship will start later in the story, but jinchuriki training will come before that. Jiraiya has told her how he's her godfather however.

I'm not sure if Kumo or Kiri were any where near grass country since they were on the other side of the map but if they were tell me and i'll include them if I can.

Final note there's a bit of symbolism is Naegi's character design regarding the colors.

DannyPhantom619: I don't remember saying she couldn't do sealing since I do plan on having her do some sealing and it would be very spoilerish if I told you whether or not she gets the hirashin or not although if you want p.m and i'll tell you.

DarkLord98: He's that smart kid in class who skips class so often he's at the very bottom. Although he did train while he was out of school so he wasn't exactly that far behind. Also sealing, weapon, and medical techniques aren't taken into account.

Rock Lee "The beast of the middle east." By Naegi.

Taijustu 3.5

Ninjustu .5

Genjustu .5

Strength 3.5

Intelligence 2

Speed 3.5

Hand seals .5

Stamina 3 (I think this stat is a combination of durability, chakra levels, and physical stamina.)

Total 17

Affinity: Earth (Not that this matters but I just thought it would be fun to say he had it.)

Specialty: Taijustu.

Justu

Three gates, dynamic entry, primary lotus, leaf hurricane, leaf whirlwind, strong fist,

Justu info

Rasengan

A rank non elemental

The ultimate form of chakra control and shape manipulation the user forms a spiraling ball in their hand and slams it into their target causing heavy internal damage and some external damage. Jiraiya notes that this is an incomplete technique, he also notes that only his student could come up with such an unoriginal name Minato resents this. Says he created the technique so that he could have a hard hitting fast technique that didn't require hand seals, he'd also tell you he wanted a signature that some Uchiha douche couldn't just glance at and learn it in ten seconds.

Poll

Naruko - 29

Hinata - 14

Karin -10

Sakura - 6

Temari - 5

Tenten - 4

Ino - 1

Why is the Naruko shipping so hard I remember when she was only one point in front of Hinata how did it turn into this? I might as well just close the poll now since everyone seems literally hell bent on shipping Naruko and Naegi.

Parings for other characters (will take suggestions including yuri, yaoi, and all that other fun jizz and judging from my plans we'll be dealing with a lot of it)

Naruko x Gaara (Because red heads need to love each other and I support GaaNaru (Then again I support almost any Naruto and single person relationships.)

Sasuke x Hinata (I don't know why but I like this.)

Sakura x Lee (Lee is a bro and he deserves Sakura.)

Ino x Shikamaru

Everyone else is currently undecided but if you have any suggestions or want me change out already planned ones please tell me and i'll go with the highest suggested one. Go ahead and ask for homo and hetero pairings I don't mind. I'm not into yaoi but I don't mind writing it.

Naegi: That's a lie and you know it. I know you occasionally look at gay-.

Sbm: Naegi shut up the hell up before I write you off faster than a Game of thrones character and we both know I have no problem killing off characters even you.

Naegi: You wouldn't not until Shippuden starts at least.

Sbm: I'll make an exception just for you.

Naegi: Alright shutting up now.

Anyway try to make them unusual and not near cannon since that's pretty boring. Hell i'll even find ways to make crack shipping work.

AND FINALLY I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT OF SILENCE TO IWATA BLESS YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD.