35 ways to annoy random MR characters!
AN; thanks guys! Nobody hated it! Thank heaven you guys wanted iggy next, he's going to be lots of fun. NO OFFENSEE TO BLIND PEOPLE! PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT LIKE THAT! On with the guide/ story/ whatever you wanna call it…
IGGY
Tell him to look at you when you're talking.
Tell him how pretty the world is.
Tell him the school is after them fifty times.
Tell him he's losing his hearing.
Ask him what's wrong with his eyes.
Sing the song that never ends.
Tell him you're invisible.
When he says you're not invisible, tell him to prove it.
Yell in his ear.
Tie him to a chair.
Make Total read a figgy fic, and admit to writing it.
Tell him that his girlfriend is mad at him for leaving her behind.
Tell him that he would see dead people if he could see.
Scream in the middle of the night.
Get Nudge to talk nonstop to him for a week.
Sing one hundred bottles of pop on the wall all the way down to -100 bottles of pop on the wall.
Say you're learning about integers in math class and needed to practice.
Tell him blablabla for an hour and then ask if he's listening to you.
Ask him if he's gay.
If he says yes to get rid of you, smack him and tell him "now you're not, I smacked you back into a straight bird kid."
Tell him James Patterson controls his thoughts.
Tell him he's more annoying than you.
Ask him if he'll make a bomb for you.
Tell him that his leader is really a Pekingese eraser in disguise.
Yell at him for no reason, then blame him when Max asks what's wrong.
burn his clothes.
When he asks for them, say you wanted to see if they would explode.
Tell him they didn't explode, because Max found all his bombs and confiscated them.
Say, "HAHA! NOW YOU HAVE TO START FROM SCRATCH!''
Take all the bombs out from in your pockets and wave them in front of his face.
Enjoy the fact that he doesn't know what you're doing.
Get Nudge to read him a niggy fic, and then have her confess her undying love for him.
Start crying, and say how beautiful the wedding will be.
Ask if you can be thee flower girl.
Tell him how many reviews I got asking me to do this chapter. (a lot. All of the reviews I got asking for a specific mutant except one.)
WARNING!!!
After you do any of these things, I highly recommend running for your forking life unless you have a death wish.