35 ways to annoy random MR characters!
AN; thanks guys! Nobody hated it! On with the guide/ story/ whatever you wanna call it…
NUDGE
Pretend to listen to her talking, and then say, "I'm sorry, did you say something?"
Tell her that she could talk to a brick wall and bore it to tears.
Say that even Angel can't keep up with her thoughts.
Make her read a fudge fic.
Tell her Fang wrote it.
Tell her she needs a muzzle.
Tape her mouth shut on your watch.
Give her a handlebar moustache.
And bushy eyebrows.
When she wakes up, pretend that you have no idea who did the heinous deed.
Repeatedly ask where the bathroom is.
When she says there is no bathroom, tell her that oranges are going to take over the world.
Be quiet whenever the older kids come, and then tell her she's a girly girl.
Repeat.
And just in case she didn't get the message, say it again.
And again.
You know what? Just keep saying it until she starts trying to kill you. Then stop.
Look at her for an hour without blinking.
Climb a tree. Shout that she likes Iggy.
Run. Really fast.
Whenever you see a squirrel, squeal and shout, "SQUIRRELS!"
Look at her in horror and tell her that she's eating that squirrel you saw.
Burst into tears and tell her that she's a terror to squirrels everywhere.
Sniff pitifully and tell her you're telling Max if she doesn't spit the squirrel out.
Proceed to 'fall asleep' on her food.
Snore like a little piggy, for effect, you understand.
Crack an eye open.
Shut your eye really fast and snore again.
Pretend to wake up.
Yell at her for waking you up.
Tell her she can't cook.
Say that you seem to "remember" her blowing up the stove the last time she tried.
Tell her that compared to her food, Max's makes gourmet meals.
Tell her she should ask Max for a muzzle.
Grin at her insanely and creepily.
WARNING!!!
After you do any of these things, I highly recommend running for your forking life unless you have a death wish.