35 ways to annoy random MR characters!
AN; thanks guys! Nobody hated it! On with the guide/ story/ whatever you wanna call it…
GAZZY
Have a farting contest with him.
Win.
Glare at him.
Whisper loudly to Nudge,(if she's still speaking to you. After everything you did to her, I wouldn't be surprised if she wasn't.) "He smells funny."
Tell him he's a suck-up.
Tell him he should be more of a man.
Say "awwwwww! I'm telling!" every time he says something. Trust me, this will work. I've tried it out numerous times and it never fails to get you a death threat.
Tell him that he should try out for synchronized swimming.
Tell him that Angel wants some of that chocolate bar he's eating and that you'd be happy to give it to her for him.
'Cry' loudly when he says no.
Tell him Angel's my next victim.
Tell him how many reviews I got asking me to do this to him for the entertainment of others.
Sing Popstar by Jamesatwar on youtube to him twenty million times.
Learn Latin, and 'practice' it by loudly insulting him.
Tell him he's an exist-say iglet-pay.
Tell him you know he supports Figgy in front of Fang and Iggy.
Tell him you're disgusted and he's a disgrace.
Storm off to talk to a tree, glaring at him stormily every three seconds.
The next day, keep shaking your head at him.
When he explodes, look hurt and tell him he didn't have to yell.
Storm off.
Tell him he's mentally challenged.
Ask him to spell challenged.
Laugh at him when he can't.
When he gets angry, shrug and talk to a tree.
When he yells at you, tell your tree friend loudly that a fly keeps buzzing by your ear.
Swat at him in case he doesn't get the message.
Tell him loudly he looks like one of those Disney princesses.
Assure him that he's Cinderella in disguise.
Ask for his autograph.
Ask him if he REALLY knows his sister.
When he asks you what you mean, look a him pityingly.
Tell him he would know if he knew what you meant.
Tell him it's not your place to tell him.
When he storms off, laugh manically.
WARNING!!!
After you do any of these things, I highly recommend running for your forking life unless you have a death wish.