Greeting, my dear readers! I was supposed to upload this chapter yesterday, but my internet crashed, so I had no choice but to re-schedule the post date to today.

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Chapter 5: Be a good boy!

Akashi's lunch carried on uneventfully with his friends occasionally sneaking glances of him. Normally, he would enjoy being the center of attention but today, what he was enjoying was not being his friends' topic of curiosity but rather, his delicious bento, which was prepared by his lovely fiancé Tetsuya. No, to say it was delicious would be the biggest understatement Akashi had ever made because the food tasted completely beyond this world! The moment he bit the rice balls, he could practically feel himself floating in heaven with absolute euphoria: the rice technically melt in his mouth, leaving a pleasant mixture of sweetness and saltiness on his tongue. Surprisingly, the chicken karaage still retained its crispiness; it certainly had been fried to an appropriate degree that the surface wasn't too hard to bite. The food was so delicious that he didn't wait to finish one dish to continue another. After having a bite of the rice balls, he was immediately curious about the taste of the chicken; tasting the chicken left him wondering what the salted salmon would taste like. Never in his life had he felt so eager to eat as much as this! Not even his mother's or the professional chef's cooking could arouse much interest in Akashi!

Unknown to Akashi (because he was busy indulging in his bento), his friends were all trembling in horror. The reason was simple: Akashi was eating lunch with an innocent smile and obvious satisfaction painted on his face, unlike before when he usually had his meal with an impassive face. In fact, they were too scared to continue their lunch: Aomine was clutching his bento for the sake of his heart, Momoi was clinging to Aomine's shirt for assurance, Midorima kept looking up the sky twice a minute to check if there would be meteorites crashing the Earth and Murasakibara was eating snacks twice his usual speed. At the same time, they all had this one giant question floating in their head: "What in the bloody hell is wrong with Akashi today?"

Noticing the very unusual silence in the atmosphere, Akashi promptly looked up to check his friends and to his surprise, he was greeted with sight of his classmates' pale face and trembling figures obviously from fear. Of course, the redhead immediately knew that him enjoying his lunch must have something to do with their petrified expression and that simple knowledge amused him no end.

"What's wrong, everyone? If you don't hurry up and finish your lunch, you'll be late for class", Akashi pretended to urge everyone with his usual commanding tone.

"Aka-chin, you're kinda…strange today. You've been smiling to yourself a lot", Murasakibara plucked up his courage to ask the redhead, worrying both about his friend's mentality and his own safety.

"I thought you would have a better question to ask me, Atsushi", Akashi narrowed his eyes, which caused the purple-haired teen shudder, "Tell me, Atsuhi, Shitarou, Daiki and Satsuki…", said teens gasped hearing their names mentioned, "What is so disturbing about me smiling?"

Everybody started sweating from head to toes at the terrifying overwhelming presence of Akashi. All of them didn't know which appropriate answer they could give without infuriating the redhead. Sensing his friends' discomfort, Akashi couldn't help but feel intrigued by what would happen next. An idea suddenly crossed his mind and Akashi waited no time to execute it.

"I understand your confusion as to my strange behavior; however, I assure you that there's nothing wrong with my mind now. Rather than explaining with words, I think it is more suitable to explain with action in this situation", Akashi stopped to pick up a piece of chicken karaage and handed it to the violet-haired giant, "Atsushi, you may have it and understand yourself."

The group stared at Akashi with their widened eyes, unable to hide their shock. Were they dreaming? Was it a dream or a nightmare? Akashi Seijurou of all people was sharing his food with others. It was Akashi that they were talking about. Momoi hid herself behind Aomine, who was shaking like a leaf. Midorima chanted fervently, hoping all of this was just a dream because Akashi sharing his stuff pretty much equaled to the prominent doom to humankind. Murasakibara stared at the fried chicken, gaping like a goldfish out of water.

"There must be a logical reason behind Akashi's action", Midorima pushed his glasses up, his hand shaking a bit.

"There is no way that Akashi would ever share his food with others", Daiki thought, bead of sweat rolling down his cheeks.

"Could it be there was a motive behind this?", Momoi contemplated.

"It must be because I asked a wrong question", Murasakibara gulped.

"That piece of chicken must have poison in it", all of them thought in unison.

"What took you so long, Atsushi? Just take the chicken and eat it", Akashi demanded urgently, feeling his patience wearing thin.

At this point, the purple-head was sweating profoundly. He didn't want to die. There were so many types of sweet he didn't have a chance to taste yet. However, if he defied Akashi's order, he would end up dead, too. Just great!

"Aka-chin…", Murasakibara looked pleadingly at Akashi, mustering every bit of babyness he could in hope of changing the redhead's mind.

"Go on, Atsushi. Just eat it!", Akashi replied sternly.

Gathering all of his courage, Murasakibara bravely took the piece of chicken and put it in his mouth, to the horror and sympathy of his friends.

"Rest in peace, Murasakibara", Aomine wiped off the imaginary tears at the corner of his eye.

"We will never forget you, our dear friend", Momoi thought, pitying her friend.

"Not that I'll miss you, I hope you'll be able to eat as many sweets as you like in your next world", Midorima thought, suddenly feeling nostalgic.

"And now for the big show", Akashi smirked.

As Akashi expected, the giant erupted in hysteric tear right after he had eaten the chicken. The others pitied the poor unfortunate soul of their friend being tortured by the so-called poison. And then,….

"THIS IS SO DELICIOUS!", Murasakibara screamed in his tears.

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"Huh?", Aomine, Midorima and Momoi stared at the giant dumbfounded, surprised that their friend didn't die but instead complimented how delicious the food was.

"Up til now I have wasted my life eating junk food and didn't know anything about real food. But now, I have found it, my true love, the other half of my life", Murasakibara continued his dramatic compliment, covering his face with both hands.

"What the hell? True love? The other half of my life?"

Suddenly, the giant purple-haired grabbed Akashi's arms, looking straight at the redhead's eyes, surprising everyone, "Aka-chin, can I get married with your bento?"

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"WHAT~!", Aomine, Midorima and Momoi voiced their shock out loud, even Akashi widened his eyes in surprise.

"Atsushi, can you repeat what you just said?", Akashi asked slowly, staring at the giant as if he were an alien who just fell from the sky.

"Aka-chin, can I have your permission to marry your bento?"

Akashi had expected Murasakibara to have some dramatic reaction to Kuroko's food because Akashi had had his first-hand experience with his breakfast prepared by the bluenette. However, this…was totally unexpected. Who would have thought the usual indifferent Murasakibara could behave so out of ordinary after having just a little food? Nevertheless, this was understandable. If it hadn't been for his self-control, Akashi would have let himself scream like a psycho after tasting Kuroko's food. And right now, Murasakibara Atsuhi was pleading Akashi to get married to the redhead's bento.

Various ridiculous images, for the second time of the day, invaded Akashi's mind as he thought about the wedding of Murasakibara and bento. The violet-haired giant was standing near the altar with Midorima as the head priest of the wedding, waiting for his so-called "bride". Akashi, the "father" of the bento, was walking down the aisle with the bento box clad in white floral veil in his hand. Kuroko, the "mother" of the bento, was dressed in beautiful kimono, sitting at the bench near the altar and donning his face with his usual blank expression, but a single drop of tear could be seen rolling his beautiful face. Probably because of happiness. Aomine and Momoi were also present at the wedding, cheering for the groom and the "bride". The bento "bride" finally arrived at the altar and Midorima began the speech. And came the vowing part: "Do you take this "woman" as your faithful wife?" with a yes from Murasakibara and "Do you take this man as your faithful husband?" with utter silence, which was then taken as yes because "Silence is agreement". Then, the groom proceeded to kiss the bride and this was downright RIDICULOUS!

"God damn it! Akashi, stop thinking now!". Apparently, the effect of Kuroko's food had started to penetrate Akashi's mental immune system. Just great! The last thing Akashi wanted was to make a fool out of himself in front of others.

Back to the others, they were all terrified of Murasakibara's reaction to the food.

"I think Mukkun has finally cracked!"

"The poor guy! That means the poison only drives people insane! Seem more lenient!"

"And how can that be more lenient?"

And Akashi turned his gaze towards the remaining soon-to-be victims with a too sweet smile, "Now it's your turn, everyone".

-oOo-

5 minutes later

"I have something to confess, guys. I'm actually a closet fujoshi. Recently, I'm secretly shipping Dai-chan with guys from the basketball club, but it seems nobody is suitable to be Dai-chan's lover", Momoi confessed her true self in tears. Great, as if I didn't face enough fujoshis at home!

"I believe in ancient Maya's calendar that predicted the world is gonna end in 2012. Oh, the world's gonna end! We're gonna die! Life sucks!", Midorima cried like a baby, a strange yet amusing sight to behold. Who knew Midorima was capable of pronouncing the word "suck"?

"Hu hu hu, I'm sometimes afraid that I'm impotent. Maybe I should remain a virgin for the rest of my life", Aomine cried the loudest. Oh, what an interesting secret he just revealed!

"I'm so sorry, snack-chin. I've fallen in love with other food!", Murasakibara cried out loud, hugging the snack bag and asking for forgiveness for cheating on his lover.

Akashi calmly observed the damage his fiancé's food had done to his classmates. Currently, there were 4 people moping around on the rooftop after tasting Kuroko's food, ranging from the whining giant, the emo Oha-Asa worshipper, the impotent ganguro to the crying pink-haired junjoshi, all pouring out their embarrassing secrets without hesitation. And it was because they had a little taste of Kuroko's food.

"Apparently they can't handle the epicness of Tetsuya's food! As expected, only I can eat Tetsuya's food and still remain cool", Akashi suddenly felt very proud of himself, "Anyways, this is very entertaining to watch", the redhead turned to face his emo friends who were currently too busy being miserable to see Akashi's smirking face.

-oOo-

It was 6:45 pm and Akashi was on his way back to his home. The day had been really interesting and entertaining with Akashi's friends, one by one, confessing themselves, accompanied with the dramatic effect of tears, moping and whining. It was a shame that there wasn't a talent scoot at that time or else, they may stand a chance to become stars in drama show.

Akashi arrived at the door of his house. After a day of studying and basketball practicing, he was exhausted both physically and mentally but as always, the redhead refused to show it outside. All he wanted after arriving home was to have a peaceful evening, having a quiet dinner, playing shogi and retreating to his room without being disturbed, but the wish seemed far-fetched today because his annoying parents were at home. How he wished the UFO would come and abduct his mother for thorough research of how fujoshi's brain worked! The redhead was sure that one strand of his hair went gray every time he faced her and outrageous antics. Heaving a sigh, he opened the door, not caring if his mother was hiding behind the door to launch a surprise attack. If everything was normal, then his head butler Cedric would be greeting him.

"Welcome home, Akashi-kun!", a sweet voice spoke as soon as the redhead entered his house.

To Akashi's surprise, bowing deeply on the floor was his lovely fiancé Kuroko Tetsuya, who looked every bit like a wife welcoming her husband home. And then, the bluenette looked up at Akashi, but instead of his usual black expression, his eyes looked wet as if he was about to cry. Just when Akashi was about to greet him back and ask what was wrong, Kuroko let out a sigh and his body started trembling.

"I… I can't any longer…"

"Tetsuya, what's wrong?", Akashi asked hurriedly, worrying about his fiancé.

"I can't feel my legs anymore… They feel like jelly… It's been 2 hours…", Kuroko hunched down, trying to let blood flow through his legs.

"Don't tell me you've been kneeling here for 2 hours?", the red-haired was shocked when his fiancé nodded slightly.

"I just wanted to welcome you home, Akashi-kun. I thought you would be back home at 5, so I decided to wait at the door for you…", Kuroko said, his voice a bit shaking from the pain in his legs.

Back to Akashi, he was simply amazed at how dedicated Kuroko was to his duty as his fiancé. Suddenly, an unfamiliar feeling of guilt pervaded his heart as he felt guilty for not informing he always came home because of club practice. The poor bluenette had been waiting for him for 2 hours in that painful kneeling position. What would have happened if he had come home later? Would Tetsuya continue kneeling, waiting for him? Damn, where were those useless maids and butler when they were needed? Why dare they leave his fiancé kneeling for such a long time without giving him any cushion to sit on?

"Akashi-kun, are you OK? You must be tired, right?", Kuroko asked his fiancé, worrying if he had done something wrong to upset Akashi.

Instead of answering, Akashi approached Kuroko and lifted the bluenette up in bridal style, making him gasp in surprise. Before Kuroko could protest, Akashi placed a gentle kiss on the bluenette's forehead and gave him a gentle smile.

"Now, now Tetsuya, be a good boy and let me take you to your room", the redhead sweetly cooed his fiancé and gave another peck on Kuroko's head, inhaling the sweet scent of vanilla on his hair.

Despite his poker face, Kuroko's cheek was tinted with red at Akashi's intimate action. He quickly buried his face into Akashi's jacket in an attempt to hide his blushing face but it didn't go unnoticed by the redhead. Akashi chuckled at his fiancé's cute action and tightened his hold on Kuroko, bringing the petite body closer to his and burying his face in the soft blue hair. "So cute!"

Not faraway from where Akashi stood, three maids were hiding behind the wall, watching attentively the lovie dovie scene of their young master and his fiancé unfold since the beginning. Three of them blushed furiously when Akashi lifted Kuroko in bridal style and then, they all let out a dreamy sigh simultaneously, their mind lost in the train of dirty BL thought. However, not until Akashi kissed Kuroko did their fangirl mode explode on full-scale, prompting them to lean on each other so as not fall onto the floor. Just when they thought the heart had calmed down, they saw their young master give another kiss onto the bluenette and whisper something to him, making the bluenette blush. Much as they perked up their ears, they could only heard the words: "good boy", "take", "room". And then it was up to their fangirl imagination to guess the conversation and somehow, three girls imagined the same thing, which was completely different from the truth.

Fangirl imagination

"Tetsuya, you are so cute. Now allow me to reward you for your cuteness", Akashi winked sexily at Kuroko ands kissed him on his forehead.

"Akashi-kun, you don't need to. After all, I am your wife", Kuroko said shyly, looking seductively with his sexy voice and blushing face.

"That's right, you are my wife, so be a good boy. Let's go to our room and spend a hot passionate night together there. I promise I'll be gentle", Akashi whispered into his fiancé's ears and then mischievously licked his earlobe.

"Oh, Akashi-kun~!", Kuroko squealed, pleasure and anticipation cleared in his voice.

And then the two sexy boys proceeded to their room and *censor*

And the maids let themselves drown in their pool of nosebleed, looking as if they had gone to heaven (note: yaoi heaven). What a sinful pleasure!

Back to Akashi, he, of course, did see the fangirl maids sneaking behind the corner, but right now, Tetsuya was his priority so he let them pass this time. He could always punish them later. Carrying his fiancé in his arm, Akashi walked confidently down the hall, his head held high, looking every bit princely. Kuroko's face was shyly hidden behind Akashi's firm shoulder, his hand clenching his fiancé's jacket, looking like a princess. All the maids and butlers passing them blushed ecstatically, all trying to walk slower to behold such lovely sight. Akashi paid no heed to them, but he enjoyed being the center of the attention. He quickened his steps to get to Kuroko's room sooner; however, just when he was about to turn around the corner, he encountered the last person he wanted to face in his household.

"Sei-chan, welcome hoooo….!"

Ayumi widened her eyes when she saw her son princess-carrying his fiancé. Then, her face became red as tomato, her eyes sparkled dreamily and her breathing quickened. And here came the nosebleed *splash*

"Ooooh! Sei-chan! You made your mama proud of you! Hurry hurry! Oh, what am I doing here, obstructing your way? Here, hurry, don't keep Tetsu-chan waiting", she quickly wiped her bleeding nose and stepped aside to make way for Akashi.

And Akashi turned left, to Ayumi's surprise.

"Eh eh eh, wrong way, Sei-chan, wrong way. Your room is that way!", Akashi's mother pointed to the opposite direction.

"I changed my mind, mother. I'm taking Tetsuya to the living room. And by the way, I'm just finding a place for Tetsuya to rest his legs, and I am not doing the thing you thought I was gonna do in your dirty mind!"

Akashi walked away, leaving his deluded mother along with many maids and butlers in hysteric tears because their fantasy had been cruelly shattered. Ayumi chewed her handkerchief and mourned as if someone just passed away.

"What have I done to have a son like him?", Ayumi said in dramatic effect, one hand stretched towards the sky, tears streaming down her beautiful face. Oh, what a drama queen!

"More like what have I done to have a mother like you!", Akashi thought as he walked towards the living room.

-oOo-

Later that night, fanfictions featuring AkaKuro couple blossomed like flowers in spring. One fiction rose quickly in popularity and and it told the story if Akashi Seijurou had turned right, carrying Kuroko Tetsuya to his room (BTW, it was rated M). Maids and butler went around, spreading the gossip about how intimate the two teens were and a secret betting circle had been established as to when they would have their first time.

-oOo-

Dear diary,

I've been trying my best to fulfill my duty as Akashi-kun's fiancé. Today, I made him his breakfast, which he said it was delicious. I'm so happy to hear that (=_=). I also made him a bento but Akashi-kun didn't say his opinion about it, so I am a little worried if the food didn't come up to Akashi-kun's expectation.

Akashi's parents and the maids and the butlers have been very friendly to me. They even give us their support of our engagement. And some of them even had nosebleed when talking to me about our wedding. Weird (=_=)!

After preparing dinner and bath for Akashi-kun, I knelt near the door, waiting for Akashi-kun to come back. It was really painful to kneel in two hours but I forgot the pain when he carried me in bridal style. I was so embarrassed at that time (o \\\_\\\ o)! But it felt really nice in Akashi-kun's strong arms ( \\\_\\\ )!

It was unfortunate that because of my legs, I didn't have a chance to scrub Akashi-kun's back in the bathroom. Oh well, there are plenty of chances in the future anyways. Secretly, I want to see Akashi's body. It must be really hot ( \\\_\\\ )!

Until next time!

Kuroko Tetsuya.

P.S: still wondering if I should change my name to Akashi Tetsuya.

TBC

Phew, one day of Akashi turned out in 3 chapters. Tetsuya is such a dedicated waifu v. Akashi is so lucky to have Tetusya as his fiance.

About Kise, he will appear later because in the canon manga, he joined the club in second year, buuuut... since this is fanfiction, I think I'll change it XD.

I'm really grateful to everyone who has taken time to review on this story. I'm so happy :).

As usual, every constructive comment is appreciated :)!