35 ways to annoy random MR characters!
ANGEL
1. Sing the ABC's in your head, and when you get to the part where the song asks people to sing along, pause and think, Wait a second, you do know your ABC's, don't you Angel?
2. Think dirty thoughts, then think, Hey, I bet this is what Max and Fang think about.
3. Scream in your head until she has a headache.
4. Tell her that she isn't old enough to look like she can drive, so she can't be leader.
5. Tell her that she'd probably end up like Saddam Huissen (sp?) anyway.
6. Take away Celeste.
7. Tell her not to drop Total to his death.
8. Sing the llamma song.
9. Tell her to "Just keep, flapping, just keep flapping, just keep flapping, flapping, flapping, what do we do, we..."
10. When she asks what the rest of the song is, ignore her and keep sining it, up until ''we..."
11. Tell her later that the rest of the song was a secret that they could use to totally DESTROY Itex, but you forgot the rest of words to the song.
12. Wonder about stupid things, like how to speel cat, or what the outside of a pencil is made of. I'm talking really, really, stupid here, people.
13. Think in circles.
14. Think in circles ABOUT circles.
15. Ask her if she can help us find Nemo.
16. Tell her the FBI are getting involved, and that it's hugely, vitally important that they find Nemo.
17. If she asks why it's so important, tell her that he's the only one who knows where my birthday present is.
19. Ask her again if she'll help, until she agrees.
20. If she finds him, ask her why on earth she thinks YOU'S want him, he's just a stupid fish.
21. Make cracks about her being a fallen angel.
22. Ask where her halo is until she cracks.
23. Act offended when she gets upset.
24. Tell everyone loudly that she can't appreciate good comedy.
25. Ask her questions nonstop.
26. When she doesn't know the answer, say, "and that's another reason why you can't be the leader!"
27. Tell her it was dumb to want to be the leader, it's cooler to be a weird little six year old.
28. Tell her that Gazzy has been kidnapped repeatedly.
29. Make sure that she is within sight of him.
30. Tell her she's going crazy, Gazzy was kidnapped, he's not over there.
31. Tell her stupid blonde jokes.
32. Say "are we there yet?" over and over in your head.
33. Sing that girl scout song that never-seems-to-end, "Make New Friends"; it will annoy anyone.
34. Tell her that she was messing up that kids Mac, not Max.
35. Pretend to be ashamed of her for not telling the ''truth''.
WARNING!!!
After you do any of these things, I highly recommend running for your forking life unless you have a death wish.