35 ways to annoy random MR characters!
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1. Tell him he's a schizo.
2. Tell him he's got multiple personalities.
3. If he has no clue what you're talking about, laugh.
4. Say his good counterpart would have known what you were talking about because he was a good little boy who went to school.
5. Tell him if he hadn't been eraserfied he'd STILL be a whiney, annoying little kid.
6. Use really big words around him.
7. Tell him that if he hadn't been eraserfied, he would have gone to school and known what the words meant.
8. Tell him that Mari fics do, in fact, exist. (shudder)
9. Tell him Jeb wrote the first one.
10. Make him read a Mari fic.
11. Tell him it's the original one that Jeb wrote.
12. Tell him that Max is his sister.
13. Tell him that he is one perverted kid.
14. Tell him he needs to stop spying on Max.
15. Tell him it's really none of his business if the girl goes on a date.
16. Call him a suck up every time his dad walks in the room.
17. Sing 'Calling All You Angels' by Train. (Train is awesome, by the way)
18. Tell him that MAX drives better than him.
19. Remind him how he got his butt kicked into the dirt, and who did it.
20. Tell him that Max will always win the fight.
21. Tell him it's because he's been a bad little boy.
22. Tell him that his entire life is being controlled by some writer dude who passed his fortieth year a loooong time ago.
23. Ask what time it is over and over again.
24. Make many random truck-backing-up noises.
25. Tell him Snow White could probably win a fight with him.
26. Ask him if he'll go ''all erasery" so you can pet him.
27. Tell him you miss your doggy.
28. Call him a pretty puppy every time he morphs.
29. Look at him and say that he actually looks more like a pretty pony to you.
30. Scream loudly in his ear.
31. Say innocently that you thought he was asleep, and that you were doing him a favor by waking him up.
32. Brownie points if you do this in an important meeting.
33. Stare at him for long periods of time.
34. Give him raw turkey on Thanksgiving.
35. Dye his hair pink.
WARNING!!!
After you do any of these things, I highly recommend running for your forking life unless you have a death wish.