35 ways to annoy random MR characters!
ANNE
1. Tell her you know who she has a crush on.
2. Tell her you'll tell her-him.
3. Say of course you meant to say him.
4. Wink at her.
5. Tell her that her secret is safe with you.
6. Tell her that you know what she did.
7. Tell her you'll call the cops on her.
8. Ask her why she did it.
9. Scream at important meetings.
10. Tell her that white coats are SO out of style.
11. Tell her she should get a red and green one.
12. Tell her that you'll help her sew on the little flying reindeer if she does.
13. Ask her if she's Christian.
14. If she says yes, say "Ducks."
15. Then look at her funny and say, is she completely SURE she's Christian?
16. Say that you thought she worshipped the guy who runs around in the hot place under Manhattan.
17. Tell her that Max sent you a letter.
18. Tell her that she said that she was very disappointed in her.
19. Ask her whether or not flamingos can fly.
20. If she doesn't know, say that yes they can, you thought everyone knew that...
21. Add that they look kinda dweeby doing it, though.
22. Then say, they look dweeby to start with anyways.
23. Tell her, staring meaningfully at her lab coat, that flamingos aren't the only dorky looking things.
24. Start crying randomly. (Important Note: If you can't cry on cue, onions help.)
25. Sing One Hundred Million Thousand Bottle of Beer on the Wall every time she takes you for a car ride.
26. If she takes you for a car ride, stick your head out the window and stick your tongue out at passing cars.
27. Graffiti the lab walls.
28. Spray paint her car.
29. Spray paint all the cars, just for good measure.
30. Put mistletoe on a ten foot pole and follow her around with it over her head.
31. Tell her that you and her are going to see someone "special".
32. Tell her that you'll always be there.
33. If she starts to cry, tell her that there's a lot to be said for bottlling things up, you know.
34. Dye her hair red.
35. Call her Lissa all the time.
No offense meant to Manhattaners!
WARNING!!!
After you do any of these things, I highly recommend running for your forking life unless you have a death wish.