Jeb
1. Talk at him nonstop.
2. Tell him that you know something he doesn't about the Flock.
3. Say this until he cracks.
4. If he asks what you know, tell him it's a secret.
5. Tell him he's a bad man and the cops will come to arrest him soon.
6. Tell him you're FBI and you "know all about your little operation, buddy."
7. Do the sign that means "I'm watching you."
8. Talk to him in Dutch and look at him expectantly.
9. Ask him if he worships the Devil.
10. If he says no, look amazed and shake your head.
11. Say you never would have known.
12. Ask him where babies come from.
13. If he tries to take the easy way out and says test tubes, tell him that he doesn't know very much about it, does he?
14. Ask him if he could make you a sparkly-rainbow-talking-blue eyed-cute- bunny wabit for your birthday.
15. NOTE; this works especially well if you are a thirty year old man.
16. Look at his stomach.
17. Ask him if he has a potbelly.
18. If he says no, say "oooohhhh."
19. Ask him when the baby's due.
20. Tell him he's a meanie-pants.
21. Tell him he's grounded.
22. Tell him you hope he learns his lesson without tv and junk food for a week!
23. Add that he could probably use it.
24. Cackle manically.
25. Ask him if he made the raven that goes "Nevermore."
26. Call him Mr. Edgar Allan Poe.
27. Ask him if he was around for Creation.
28. Ask him just how old he IS anyway?
29. Tell him he should be in a rest home.
30. Ask him if he needs a walker.
31. Find a wheelchair for him.
32. If he doesn't want it, look at him funny.
33. Say "your loss." get in the wheelchair, and run him over.
34. Ask him if he wants the wheelchair now.
35. Laugh at him all the time. I mean 24/7 people. When he opens his mouth, laugh.
WARNING!!!!
UNLESS YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH, I HIGHLY SUGGEST THAT YOU RUN FOR YOUR FORKING LIFE SHOULD YOU TRY ANY OF THESE THINGS!!!