"Okay, is everyone ready for the mission!" Dawn yelled. Paul sighed heavily.
"Dawn. This is a crazy idea."
"No it isn't! Now then...off we go to invade May and Drew's house!" Dawn "sneakily" walked up the front steps of the house and opened the door.
"Ash, I don't think this is a good idea. Dawn and Paul sneak attacking doesn't sound effective." Ash who was in the driver's seat patted Misty.
"Mist, don't worry I'm sure Paul won't let Dawn d anything rash. Remember we're just on lookout."
"Ash! We aren't on lookout! We are here to drive them to the airport." Ash shrugged.
"Dawn, stop pretending your some sort of thief." Paul whispered as he opened the door to Drew and May's room.
"Paul! It's for dramatic affect!" Dawn whispered back. Suddenly, Melanie began to cry. Dawn ran around in circles,
"What do we do!? What do we do!?" May shifted in her sleep and sat up.
"Sh, sh it's okay Melanie." she muttered as she stood up and walked to the crib. Dawn stood frozen in place as well as Paul. May cradled Melanie in her arms and glanced toward Dawn.
"...Dawn?..." Dawn stayed silent. May squinted her eyes before shaking her head.
"Must be dreaming." Once May set down Melanie she went back into bed. Dawn took out her cloth and slowly went toward the sleeping May.
"One...two...gotcha!" She covered May's mouth with the cloth and her eyes with one hand. May struggled and kicked Dawn several times. Two hours later at the airport.
"Dawn! How dare you do that! I thought it was a thief! Or worse a rapist!" May screamed in anger.
"It's not my fault! In my head it played out much smoother and less hurtful! I have bruises because of you!"
"You deserve them!" Misty sighed.
"Dawn, you did take it too far."
"How exactly did she drag you into it." Drew commented to Paul.
"She begged me until it got annoying."
"I still refuse. I will not leave Melanie with any of you!"
The next day...
"Drew! Call Dawn maybe Melanie is hurt! Maybe she is sick or worse neglection!" Drew chuckled before bringing May close to him. "Calm down. I'm sure she's fine. Let's enjoy ourselves now that we're here."
May nodded slowly, "Alright. Well, Melanie isn't such a bad child."
~~~HINA~~~
"Make it stop. Ash make it stop!" Dawn cried out.
"Stop whining!" Paul growled grabbing his hair in annoyance. Misty tried and tried to calm Melanie, but nothing seemed to be working. "Sh, sh, it's okay. Calm down Melanie. Auntie Misty is here."
"Mist I haven't had a good sleep. Please make it stop." Ash collapsed on the ground, "I can't take it anymore."
Misty patted Melanie's back until she burped. The crying had ceased.
"You...you got to be kidding me!" Dawn smacked her forehead.
"Paul...nevermind about the baby I changed my views."
"Of babies being adorable?" Dawn nodded.
"It's way too much work. I have another fabulous idea! Let's go join May and Drew!"
"I second that!" Ash excitedly budded in.
Misty thought for a moment, "Hm, sounds like a better idea. Let's go."
"Vacation!" Dawn giggled.