The past couple weeks had been rough. They had bounced from motel to motel looking for a new place to call home leaving a messy trail of bodies along the way. "Ive got a surprise for you!" Joker smiled walking into the motel room laying on the bed with her. "What baby?" Harley asked. He got on top of her and ran his finger over a bruise on her face. It had aslo been a very violent adventure. Sometimes the littlest things would set him off. Some how though although he never said sorry he had his ways of making things right. "I was riding around with lefty" He kissed her neck. "And I spotted something" He worked his way down her chest. "It needs a little love" down her stomach. "But its perfect" He pulled down her pants. "A new happy home for us" He pulled them off her ankles. "Really!?" She smiled ear to ear. "Ooooooo" she swooned as his tongue began to lick her downstairs. She ran her fingers through his hair a tugged ever so gently. "I love you" She swooned as he went to work on her licking and sucking. Sometimes all the bad days were worth these moments.

"Oh pudding its perfect" She said looking at it. It was filthy. 'The Laugh Factory' read on the faded broken sign. Another abandoned building but this one was a comedy club! Lefty and rocko began unloading the truck with the bed and tv and any other furniture they had stolen from the motel rooms after murdering the managers. "Go get us some necessities" He said handing her a roll of money. She loved going shopping for stuff for the house. She was the happy home maker. She bought everything. Dishes, towels, detergent, new sheets, and groceries. Oh how wonderful it was to have a place called home. As she walked up to the checkout the chasier looked at her "You alright?" The man asked handing her the bags pointing out the bruise on her cheek. "Im FINE" Harley hissed snatching the bags. She returned to there new home and began setting up shop Her honey was working on a very cartoonish looking rocket. "Those bat fakes are gonna love this" Joker laughed. There were pictures of Bat girl and robin already posted all over the walls of his now work area. For 2 weeks she made the new home official. Everything was nice and neat she cooked and cleaned and made everything just perfect. She finished doing the dishes later than usual. She yawned and was ready for bed. She opened the door to see him already asleep. He looked so peaceful when he was asleep. She smiled and slid into bed and wrapped her arms around him snuggling up to him and kissing his back. She ran her hands down his torso and massaged his family jewels. Despite all the violence and fighting they had a fantastic love life. He groaned a little and then said it "I had a rough night Jeanie". Her throat began to swell up again. "Whose Jeanie?" She asked more upset than she had ever been. He said nothing just laid there sleeping. "Honey" She shook his arm in fear "Whose Jeanie?" Her voice cracked. Tears started to well in her eyes. "Puddin wake up" she cried. He turned around and looked at her through squinted eyes. "What pumpkin? Daddys tired" Harley looked down at him with worried eyes"You were talking in your sleep..Whose Jeanie?" That name had snapped him wide awake. He jumped up and punched her right in the head knocking her lights out.

She woke up groggy and in pain. "Listen, Alot of things have been changing for me lately" His voice called out. She couldnt move. "I just havent been feeling my ol crazy self lately so I think we should have some time apart" She realized she was tied to something. Her vision became clear he was pacing in circles. They were outside why were they outside? Then she realized it. "I really wanted to save this for the bat fakes but Im sure ill think of something else for them." He lit a match. She was tied to that dam rocket! "No baby please I-I-Im sorry it wont happen again I Promise!" He looked her dead in her face with an almost apologetic smile. Almost. "Im sorry hunny" He actually said sorry. He was gonna let her go. "But your fired" He giggled lighting the rocket. She screamed as she was sent flying into the air. She watched helplessly as he waved goodbye to her and the ground beneath her got smaller and smaller as she got higher. She screamed even more when the ropes came loose and she fell off the rocket. She was so scared her eyes rolled in the back of her head and she fell unconscious. WHAM! It was a soft landing that woke her up instead of death by splatter. Her eyes shot open to see... purple? She was trapped in something...leafy? Suddenly whatever she was trapped in moved and spit her out! She fell to the ground and looked up at it. It was a giant flower! She tried to move but her body just wouldnt let her. "You're lucky that ones a vegetarian" A woman's voice beckoned from the darkness. . She looked up through groggy eyes to see a woman. Her skin was a tinted green her hair was as red as all the flowers around her. She parted her green lips and whispered out "But this one isnt" The woman smiled evily as a more carnivorous looking plant curled around her arm and opened its pod mouth prickly cactus looking spikes for teeth stretching out. "Oh go ahead, Ive been beat up and blown up...I dont care what happens to me I wish I was dead." She said tears running down her cheeks She wished she was dead? Now Pamela Isley better known as Poision Ivy was less than fond of the human race since her transformation from driven botanist to a plant hybrid eco-terrorist, But seeing this woman asking for death made her curious. Humans were so greedy and selfish so why would she want to die? She picked up the womans body and brought her to her home. It was a beautiful Garden hidden behind a run down toxic waste dump. Secretly she had began her work there. Letting mother nature heal the land all the while ridding the world of the scum who came there to poison it.

She sat at her desk playing with the lab equipment. She had about 10 minutes before the toxic fumes of her home would kill the woman. She turned on the burner and tightened the gas bottle she held out her hand as one of her plants extended its fine twords her and willingly shed a few of its leaves. She snipped the leaved up and placed them in a flask. She added some other chemicals and watched as the leaves evaporated and out dripped an orange liquid that she cultivated into a sryinge. She approached the unconscious woman laid out on her bed. Getting a close look she was actually very pretty. She had the face of an angel although her body showed clear signs of abuse. She was covered in old bruises and cuts. Clearly something that didnt occur on her fall into the orchid. She injected the woman with the serum and sat watching her closely. Harleys eyes flickered open as she woke up. She looked around seeing she was safe. She saw the woman from earlier sitting down watching her. She tried to get up but she couldnt find the motivation to do so. She thought about him. ' I think we should have some time apart' His words echoed in her mind. Her mouth twisted into a long frown as she began to weep uncontrollably. Ivy suddenly felt bad. Watching this woman cry with such deep rooted pain bothered her down to her own heart. "Its alright..." Ivy said softly approaching her awkwardly placing her hands on Harleys shoulders in an attempt to console. Harley immediately grabbed Ivy and began crying and wailing into her breasts. "There there" Ivy said a bit confused stroking Harleys hair it was so soft. "Ahhhhhhhhh!' Harley screamed in her cries in Ivys bussom. The plants outside began to russtle. Suddenly angry Ivy grabbed her by her shoulders and stared her in the face "That enough!" She growled "You're upsetting my babies". Harley looked at the window to see the plants slithering and shaking. "Im sorry..." Harley said watching the plants slowly go back to there calm nature. Harley looked back at the woman and realized she had seen her somewhere before."Hey I know you. I saw you on tv once. right?" Harley asked. "IVEY, Call me Ivy. Isley was my slave name...before I became one with mother nature" Ivy said vines wrapping them selves around her. "What happened to you?" Ivy asked looked at her tattered state. Harley looked down at herself. Her costume was ripped up she was bleeding had a bunch of scraps all over not to mention old bruises. "My boyfriend dumped me.." Harley sniffed. Looking at the gound. Ivy rolled her eyes"Pffffftt is that ALL? Men! Who needs them". Harley began to day dream about her love. It was horrible he had just tried to kill her yet she

still loved him. Harley tried to defend him "Hes different. Hes got the most beautiful green eyes and his smile just does things to me-" Ivy eyed her carefully looking at the diamond printed jester like costume. "But most of all he makes me laugh" Harley smiled. Ivy easily put 2 and 2 together. "Oh god dont tell me youre the Jokers girl?" She said eyes wide with disbelief. Harley smiled a bit of embarrassment coming to her face in a shade of pink. Ivy shot her a look of pure disbelief. "Why do you put up with that clown!?" Ivy yelled. She grabbed Harleys arm showing her bruises and scrapes. "Look what hes done to you!". Harley pulled her arm back and held it to her chest. "I mean he roughs me up sometimes but he loves me REALLY" Ivy got up and walked to the kitchen "Sure he does." Ivy teased. Harley got up to follow Ivy and to her surprise she wasnt in pain she actually felt great. "Wow I feel amazing!" Harley said smiling doing a cartwheel. "I gave you and injection of a plant enzyme so you wouldnt die. The fumes here are venomous it also does wonders for the cerebellum" She smiled opening up one of the kitchen drawers. "The who?" Harley asked scratching her head. Ivy pulled out two knives and threw them at her. Without a second thought harley grabbed both knives. She stopped and looked at the knives in her hands. "Holy crap!" She smiled dropping the knives. Ivy closed her eyes and smiled at her childish demeanor. She was crushed as Harley hugged her and hoisted her off the ground. "Oh thanks Red youre the best!" She cheered. Ivy gasped for air as her chest was crushed. "Let... me... go" She spit out. "Oh" Harley let her go. All the plants in the house started hissing at Harley. She smiled nervously "Sorry"