"HA! God is dead once more!" I heard a female voice say, as the world faded back into view.
"Ground team, move in and capture him before regeneration is complete!" another female voice said.
I saw a woman running towards me. She was tall, blonde, had amber eyes, and was donning a form-fitting blue jumpsuit that flattered her lithe athletic figure really well. She stopped, looked over me, and pointed what looked like a gun at me.
"Don't move." she said.
"S-samus Aran?" I said.
"I get that a lot." she replied. "Now get up, nice and slow."
Suddenly, an RPG shot out of the sky and blew Samus to bits.
"WHAT THE-!" I screamed, but my voice was drowned out by an even larger one playing over a loudspeaker.
"HA! TAKE THAT, YOU LESBAN!" the voice said. "GOD! God, are you okay?!"
"Huh?!" I said, baffled.
"Oh yeah, I need to remind you! You said that you had to regnra...something like that Doctor Who guy and then you'd be reborn as a handsome CHRISTEN!" the voice replied.
"WHAT?!" I said, still baffled.
"Ground team, find Sara and take her out! Samus, looks like Plan A didn't work! Don the Varia Suit and launch an offensive from Gate Five!"
"Cum on, God! You need to escap the SSS!" the voice who was apparently Sara yelled again. For now, it seemed as though listening to her was my only chance at survival, so I got up and started running.
"Samus, God is on the move, I repeat, God is on the move!" the supposed SSS commander said.
"God! Get to Gate 7! I have a defense set up thar!" Sara said.
Obeying Sara's words, I promptly rushed towards Gate 7. And then I saw it- a band of what looked to be Stormtroopers, lead by Samus in her Varia Suit. They opened fire on me almost immediately.
"KYAAAA!" I yelled, frantically zigzagging my way and somehow successfully dodging the bullets. I quickly went over to Gate 7, and as I did, a bunch of drones suddenly rose up and began firing missiles at Samus and her crew.
"Taking heavy fire! Retreat! RETREAT!" Samus said, as she and her crew of Stormtroopers retreated back through Gate 5. And then, what seemed to be a hovercraft shaped like some sort of divine chariot descended.
"Get in, God!" Sara said. "It's time to tak u to safety and show you your KINDGOM!"
This Sara was a strange girl. She sounded like, and probably was, a young teenager with severe problems with her English. But then again, she had just saved my life, and she seemed to have an idea of what was going on. So I stepped into my hovercraft, and allowed her to take me into my "Kingdom".